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"Well sir, I see here you have platinum level insurance that will cover pretty much anything. How do you feel about triple bypass surgery? It's not really necessary, but it sure would be nice to have wouldn't it!?"

You almost got me there.

So wait... not all pizza is the same?

Yea those games are called ARPGs and they are fun to play in their own space. I don't want that shit in an MMO.

No. Keep Diablo out of MMOs. Blizzard is already doing this with WoW and it's annoying and frustrating. Keep every randomly generated thing on earth out of my MMO. I want a persistent world. Not a random world.

They don't do that anymore at the Five Guys around here. You get a cup full and that's it.

I found a wriggling flatworm lookin thing in my napkins about 2 years ago at the local Wendy's. And even though that has nothing to do with other locations in other areas I just can't do it. Never again.

I'd be lost without advice like that. Who would ever think to NOT do that without being warned first? What other nuggets of wisdom might I find in these podcasts? "Don't be a dummy, cum on her tummy" "When in doubt, pull out" "If it's red, get out of that bed!". I guess I should consider the...

I agree with McCheese and Noodle regarding BK vs McD fries. I was one of those people that liked the fry recipe change all those years ago at BK.

Same formula as The Soup. If you liked that you'll like this.

Hey man, this is FoH. I'm doing god's work by letting everyone know about the hidden ilvl mechanic. But sadly, you are no longer hitting like a mac truck while you level. It's really... really slow in instanced dungeons now. They really nerfed the fuck out player damage in the 1-60 game. It's...

So Spinal Tap was an allegory... Holy shit!

This thread isn't about marriage. It's about skewing the data with Anal. A topic I am passionate about.

Glad to see you're finally making an effort to lift like a man Ossoi. I support your endeavor.

And you can go back and do all that whenever you want. The bits and pieces of data scattered throughout the ruins of the world add a ton of depth to the game. They did a great job of uniting you with compelling characters from the past. The premise is cool, the actual story is absurd, but the...

That's your idea of a trustworthy source? "Correct more often than not lately". How correct was Alex Jones about Newtown?

I didn't read it because you linked it while I was typing out my response. And after having clicked it I see that it cites other blogs with headlines like "THE DISEASES OF MODERN LIFE AS SEEN THROUGH THE SECULAR CONFESSIONAL" and suggests the actual studies (which I am pulling the numbers from)...

We already covered that. Anal doesn't count.

Having a broader range of experience is going to change your outlook on anything in life. But you're immediately assuming this makes you a degenerate. So marriage is a must for morality? Your 10+ rule only became statistically true very recently. In the 80s, 90s and even in the aughts women...

Wife Material

It's olde english. Big in Shakespeare.

You wanna kiss that mouth for the REST of your life?

When I saw the trailer for this I thought "Hrmmm.... Netflix trying to remake Freaks and Geeks but make it bad?"

Hah, how did I not hear about this? I live 10 minutes away from West Hartford. The whole second home thing makes sense. West Hartford has some very high end upper class neighborhoods. Her parents are probably rolling in it. Not sure what the problem with this is. She didn't even work at the...

So I've been trying to twink out a level 60 so I can boost myself through dungeons with full exp + LFD queue bonus and I found out that ilvl is treated as a stat in lower level instanced pve (dungeons/raids) in everything up through Legion. One item still won't make a huge difference in your...

When can we expect the Titan's guide to picking up a bad bitch?

Depends, were any of them strictly anal? Anal doesn't count.

I'm the male equivalent of a person?

Oh my god. Finally! I don't have to be single anymore!

Thanks for the update Jalyn

Well I know what I'm doing this weekend.

Not a diamond? The answer is NO!

Rampant class stacking has happened in every expansion and every iteration of this game. Impossible to balance it so everyone is equally desirable in a raid scenario when you have this many class specializations. The powers that be at Blizzard, for whatever reason, still think they can achieve...

I'd eat it

Or just go "wicked old school" and make it so the buffs are group wide, not raid wide, and you have to put some thought into what classes go into what groups.

Rocky 3 might be my favorite Rocky just because of Thunderlips and this scene: Ay Woman! Ay Woman!

Over-leveraging debt is what this country was built on. Why not buy, package, and re-sell debt? Even bad debt that will likely default! You're not gonna be footing the bill when it all goes to hell anyway.

Yea there are still a bunch of popular streamers/channels that sway the popular opinion on what's good and what's not for things like M+. I mean, anytime Sco releases a "Here's how I rank current tanks" you'll see people clamoring for only the tanks he calls top 2... for high end bleeding edge...

Why did you hate Creed? And if you hated it why are you going to watch Creed 2?

That's not what I'm talking about but it's also not strictly true. It's just hive mind. If a popular streamer says it's good then everyone will be looking for that class, regardless of whether their performance is measurable.