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You will know and you won't have absolution unless you do it. Also, obviously God will know but now the analogy is going off the rails.

If he really doesn't have the watches; he can always get the 3 pictures, admit he's a poser and throw himself on the mercy of the amod court.

If you do it right, yes.

The $20 whores will be the ones you wanna just get a pic from and not let them touch your dick. Also, you don't want them to touch the watch, so he'll have to just kind of hold it next to them.

I mean, unless they give him a massive discount for pics only, I assume they're still getting fucked. At least a BJ. Not sure why you would think otherwise.

no, that's the clean version. In the racist version, the sizes are Faulty Armor, DREAMER, white, and American Inventor.

I was about to say that wouldn't work because no nipples, but LLR's post below doesn't mention nipples. Even so, I think it's reasonable to insist on nips to prove they are titties. The bigger question is, are they going to insist on gash to prove it's not a tranny?

I didn't see the 1991, but what is the significance of that year?

Don't let it end like that. What did you expect? When you go to a confessional and tell the priest about how you been molesting little girls, he doesn't just forgive you and say "sin no more". He makes you pray the rosary 300 times as penance. These 3 pictures are your 300 rosaries. Trust...

It's your pennance. Once you pay up you will feel much better. Without this, it would have still weighed on your soul. Truly Amod is wise and gracious.

I'm breaking in a new pair of boots. I realize this morning that they're only uncomfortable when I'm sitting. When I get up and walk around, I guess my foot shifts and takes the pressure off the top where it's tight. I tell my wife and she says. I guess ... Those boots were made for walking.

My favorite part of the giants / Cowboys game: At the end when the giants backup came in. The announcers went out of their way to tell us how eli wasn't going to throw a bitch fit this time, and how he likes Daniel Jones and how he wants to hand the ball over to him. Also, how good it must...

Is Kyler Murray a legit midget? I'm sure he looks shorter than he is next to those NFL monsters, but when he ran or threw he looked like he had almost midget like proportions.

She kind of scares me. If it's true the student's life may be in danger. Must be the AOC eyes. But at the same time, reading the story it looks like she never had sex with a student, she's just being fucked over because he was pursuing her and then started bragging to friends that he fucked...

I remember seeing that sort of ugliness with one side of my family. Someone would die and literally right after the funeral people would go to their house to pick it over like vultures. That was the proper mourning period, right after the burial. Showing up in their suits and sunday dresses...

WTF, this sounds as bad when they paid the browns to take their QB. Maybe worse because clowney is actually good. It's like the texans are looking to get into a herchel walker / ricky williams type lopsided trade and don't care if they're on the short end of the stick.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd change 'white girls' to 'foler'.

I'm going to stick with my guess that she took it in the pooper. But I got to wondering if pegging counts as sodomy since there are no real genitals involved. I don't know kentucky law maybe @hodj will answer.

But it's a dry heat in vegas. For real if you've never been, you'll be surprised at how little you notice it. Just be careful you don't get sunburned.

Not based on the article. Where the fuck did you get that? I can't remember how the old joke went, but it was something along the lines of them having to use male pits because the female kept killing the gators. But as long as the males dogs were horny enough they would fuck instead of...

His weakness is that he has to find people impervious to fire to fuck. Wonderwoman, superman ... wait actually lets just stick to girls for now.

Well first off, it was a joke based on an old joke about cross breeding an alligator and a pit bull to win dog fights. But I will address the question as a thought experiment. Dogs can lick their own assholes. The flexibility would not be a problem even if he would only be able to bite the...

So which do you guys think it was? Mouth or anus? She looks like a girl who will do both, so I'm gunna say both.

Hard to believe that's a 100 lb dog. Need a banana for scale or something. I doubt it's a pit bull just because I'd expect the pit to be able to win.

At work they wanted me to review a drawing for how 2 pieces of equipment are connected. No problem, making shit work together is one of my favorite parts of this job. So I redline the drawings, give it to the drafter, he sends it back to me, I OK it and send it to the boss. Boss has picked...

So you're saying being raped by roving bands of muslims isn't really as bad as the media would have you believe?

Wait, it has promise. The heroes could figure out what's going on with the flaming clinger and wonderwoman could throw him a pity fuck every time he starts to act up. Then you get to make comics about their children.

@a_skeleton_02, what are you going to tell girls about your living situation? You gunna admit you live in your mom's basement? You gunna try to explain that you're just temporarily stayin with you mom? Or are you just going to dodge the question and be like, yeah baby they fumigating my house.

We all probably had similar stories. I used to get banks who wanted to charge a fee to cash checks that were drawn on their bank because I didn't have an account. I was like, why? Well in case it's fraudulent or has insufficient funds we can take the money back. I said, it's drawn on your...

OMG I never knew there was a macho woman. Was there an ultimate warriorette?

I treat it as a joke with my wife and tell her she needs her hysterics therapy. I think she suspects that I pull that out when I'm just horny. I let her believe that, but between us, it's for real. The jokes are when I prescribe sex for other ailments. Oh you got a headache baby? Come suck...

You need to make sure bitches get regular orgasms or they get crazy. Thats not a rustle btw, it's one of my favorite features of women. At least it is as long as I'm still interested in sex. Gunna suck when I'm 80 and my dick is broke.

And potential starters only too? Or are we counting guys who never had a shot and it'll be career ending technically? Was about to say it's a stretch to call Quinn a key defender. Then I saw Gregory's name. What the fuck man. I really like him. Why can't he behave?

Dunno if every stadium has tours but the tour at jerry world is pretty cool. If it was me I'd go someplace like Lambeau for the history

As long as a professional is doing the measurements, that sounds pretty good. Seems like you'd need a final fitting no matter how it's made, but maybe not.

I thought guy fieri was dead. Snopes says he's not, which makes me think he most likely is.

How custom is it going to be if you dont see them face to face? Seems like they need to take the measurements.

I keep saying I'm going to find someone who can make custom clothes. I look sometimes, but I never look hard and didn't followup on the one lead I got.

Yeah blows my mind that some people can't do that either. It's kind of like rolling the tongue. I still think people who claim they can't roll their tongue are purposely fucking it up. Doesn't mean I'm willing to fuck with cleaning up shit though.