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why is october spelled wrong?

It says yoga teacher. Was she also a school teacher? And she was acquitted.

As unimportant as you may think football is. I guarantee the local news is even less important. Not to mention that the 2 minutes wouldn't have even come out of the newscast. It woulf have come out of the mash rerun at midnight.

The entire thread has been waiting on you to post pics of the alleged hawaii girl.

Sure they're there to protect the company. I was just wondering if them lying to you while they were investigating something could make them look worse in a wrongful termination suit. I could see a jury taking it as evidence that the company was 'out to get' said employee. Unless there's...

Grats looks like you won the Cadillac. 6 total 3 by each team. Way to be keyed in on exactly how shitty each O-line is.

What was the final sack count? When they got to 3 in the second quarter (I think) I was beginning to worry I'd over-estimated those o-lines. Then I got distracted and watched something else. Oh and I heard the local houston station cut away from the game after that last punt with 1 second...

I didn't watch either team last week, but I was going to go with 4. We're talking combined since alex indicated they both have shitty lines.

Over under on total sacks?

I can't imagine a setup where the balls don't touch. It's feasible if one is going in the poop chute, but not if they're both going in the vaginer.

TBH he can do that because his O line was protecting him. Why be in a hurry and trip over your own feet if you don't have to? Show me a clip of him doing that when the pressure is on and that'll be a different story.

We just built a 980 sqft deck last year. We used 6 gallons of stain. 3 gallons on the deck itself, and the other 3 on hand rails and steps. If we'd used a sprayer, we were told it would have been between 50% and 100% more stain. The hand rails and steps took more than i expected because we...

Is noodlemullah a muslim?

what? What else would you recognize? The doors? The positions? The best toilet at work has been out of TP since yesterday. I just now had to track down the TP stash and carry it to the bathroom myself.

Did you do it with your 2 year old sitting on your lap though?

Second time to be suspended? Cause last I heard it takes like 3 failed tests before we even find out about it.

Is HR allowed to lie to you during an investigation to get your cooperation? Kinda like cops.

Now you're trying to force logs into pussy math? This won't end well.

Google play sending out important account notice emails to all my google accounts. I don't know what the fuck it says because I didn't read any of them. They have been rolling in over the past few days every 6 hours or so. I thought I was finally done with them and just now I got a fucking...

You gotta think about it like this. Instead of a 40 yr old pussy, his woman has the equivalent of 2 twenty year old pussies. I just hope her real age was 36+ when they met otherwise he might technically be breaking the law.

I think he was talking about his current woman's bifurcated vagina. Not the fever dream that the ex is going to surrogate for them.

I missed the part where they decided to do that. But even if it did happen, apparently he's a super cool ddue that everyone likes and so he can get along with his ex. I get that you can't relate to that. Right now I'm imagining he's will ferrel from daddy's home. That's certainly part of...

A couple of yall seem to think ohnoes's life is some kind of mess. Sounds like he's living the fucking dream to me. Sure there are hard times, but he always seems to squirt out the other end better off than he was.

If I'm reading this right, Brahma's manager is the only white dude in this whole affair. I hope he's ready to be diversity fired.

This was a borderline jimmy rustle. More listening in on the next table's conversation at lunch. This time they were bitching about a new guy at the office because he didn't immediately take a tour of the office to introduce himself and find out what everyone does. One of the guys even said...

That's awesome. I never woulda thought of something like that. But then again, I'm smart enough to check the TP situation before I commence to shitting.

OK sure but LOL. I mean the NFCE teams all played each other in week 1. 99.99% guarantee that there would be exactly 2 wins in that division.

According to the EU that was written around him, he was nothing but a tool that palpatine forged to help him kill his master plagieus (who was also not human). Palpatine never intended to pass the mantle to him. I know that EU is now legends, I only bring it up to show that maul's race...

Damn what all did I miss? Only thing I saw was someone telling you to basically kill yourself(to the best of my recollection, the post didn't leave much of an impression on me other than he was being an ass). Did you sperg out afterwards?

Damn. Is he a wizard? I'm just waiting for the SJW crowd to realize his name is aryan and he gets a lifetime ban from football for being a nahtzi. Aryan foster might get caught up in that too.

The double post was NOT the internet telling you to double down.

Another option. Hang out in front of planned parenthood clinics and offer the 20k to the girls to have the baby and let you adopt it. I think it's legal to pay someone to let you adopt their baby, isn't it? If it's not, just ask them if they're cops first. So with the current girl, do you...

Thrawn's original story was that he was sent to the outer rim because he was non human but the emperor liked him anyway. That could still happen and would explain where he has been in the movies up until now.

Yeah I don't get why people are thinking this was embarrassing for the weather guessers. Did the hurricane not hit land? Was it not a big motherfucker when it did? I don't know what cat it was when it hit, but they weren't exactly saying it'd be a cat6e. The worst prediction was the number...

Well first of all I said he wasn't doing it well. Second, he got just enough of a hand on him to keep dak safe. The chip that witten laid on him that made him stumble was more important, but you can see he slowed down and leapt because of that hand. He probably expected that tyron was about...

He's a future hall of fame broadcaster, isn't he?

What was her answer, I couldn't make it out. I imagined the answer was something about drugs and that she just fucked her 4th cousin. But something tells me the real answer is probably funnier.

Bullshit. Steak is healthy as long as you don't get shit like potatoes or soft drinks. Go to a high end restaurant where it's all ala cart and it's easy to just get a wedge salad and a big chunk of beef. At a place like an outback, you may confuse the order taker but it's also easily doable...

Thanks bro. I was right, but he wasn't doing a very good job of blocking them both. It was just enough. I wonder if someone fucked up or if they were counting on getting it out quickly enough. I remember seeing a profile on an eagles lineman (boom boom or bam bam?) who they counted on to...