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Dating does go that way. Some of you guys have been married too long and you've forgotten

Couldn't lettuce cause agitation in someone who has diverticulosis?

Problem is the only dishonesty they can remove in a reasonable time frame is the physical attribute dishonesty, which is easy enough to do yourself by just asking for a new pic when you start texting. When it comes to people's self descriptions they are going to tell a third party the same...

I wouldn't pay for a service that really did exactly what you were asking about because I wouldn't be able to afford it.

The problem is how can they legitimately do what you said (and they claim)? How can you get to know someone enough to be able to match them appropriately without spending the amount of time friends spend together? In order to do that you can't really save anyone time, which is what they claim to...

For some reason I thought this was a series. I didn't realize Netflix was doing movies now.

Yea but how is it saving you time if they are vetting you the same way they vet your matches for you? They are going to do the same thing the cheap/free dating sites do. Ask a bunch of canned questions and then try to use a "scientific matchmaking formula!" to figure out who is the "best match"...

I'd never spend money on a matchmaking service like that. I'm not autistic, some stranger I give money to isn't going to know who's the best match for me better than I do. I can only imagine how desperate the women who use those services are to actually make it worth their while and feel like...

They have services like this. They cost stupid amounts of money. Like this one:It Dating Service Which I think is around $2500 for 6 months.

Just saw a commercial for a site I hadn't heard of before. EliteSingles.com. I checked out the website and it basically sounds like eHarmony with a retarded name.

They only needed to win one game to move on. Lets go fanatic and Origen I guess

I just woke up so didn't see the games. Just checked the outcomes. Did trist/azir make it through any ban phases?

C9 better win the damn tie breaker

There is no pumpkin in any of those things. It's all cinnamon and nutmeg and various other spices.

I haven't had a bowl of cereal in probably 10 years.

Jalapeno Roulette. Make a bunch of jalapeno poppers and inject some of them with carolina reaper sauce.

Haha I did the same thing. Actually I turned it off right after the flash wolves game.

Is your wife a tree?

I'm just jelly. I want a woman who makes more money than I do and wears sexy leia outfits for me.

Definitely the watch list of a unicorn.

I think he was saying that bars are safer than free weights for your shoulders and just happened to mention incline, which is true because when you fail with a bar it just lands on your chest (which is worse for you overall but we're talking about shoulders here) and shoulder damage is mitigated...

I really enjoyed the first week of worlds without any Rivington. They need to drop him as a caster.

Yea I probably shouldn't use sarcasm in the grown up threads. But yes, sarcasm. You knew that though you devil.

Money can't buy love.

Making that kinda money would make it pretty easy to stop working for a while.

That's love bro. True love.

What was the reason for taking trading out? Because so much loot drops so easily now they figured it would make people play less?

CLG sucks.

Does she actually use the insane amounts of PTO?

I went to Wendy's last night. I just went to throw away the extra napkins just now and a long thin worm was crawling around in them. I might have eaten worms last night.

Mordekaiser is just straight up broken. Shields, heals and way too much dmg. Especially since he's one of the easiest champs in the game to play.

This thread is making me want mac n cheese.

Campbell's makes cheddar cheese soup. Not sure if it's condensed or not.

I've been working from home the last 3 weeks straight and I'm going stir crazy, which you can see through my late night drunken ramblings here. Doesn't help that a friend just started working at a winery and sent me a case of wine this past weekend. I need to get the hell out of my house.

CLG vs KOO

Oh man, those are terrible.

Wormie is either full of shit, or fucked the amazon. Shall we take bets? I have 10 to 1 on Amazon. I think he's a weak willed mongoloid. EDIT: How did I not remember this bet was already waged? Ugh, bros... I'm fading... into.... the abyssssssssssssss......

Tonight was a an unfortunate grievance in the world of rerolled. You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Amod.... make them atone for their mac n cheese sins. MAKE THEM ATONE!!!