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Your girlfriend is lying. She's a broad. Broad's lie. Eat Taco Bell...... Tacoooo beeellll...... Tacooooooo beeeeeellll. Eaaaaat itttt.... calm your soul... with tacooo beeelllllll.

What is happening to this thread? Think of Taco Bell.... Taco Bell.... TACOOOOO BEEEELLLLL....

This is objectively the truth. Kinda. The way you slice flank/skirt makes a huge difference.

I'm gonna go with 2. 1 because "Yes, it feels so good!!" 2 because "I need more!" but not 3 because "Fuck, what am I doing? Oh shit, I've fucked everything"

OMG Guys! A game master is moving from blizzard to carlsbad! A game master!!!!! Did nobody else read the entirety of that screenshot?

Point proven. Learn how to roux mother fuckers.

To be fair to chaos. Most people suck at home made mac n cheese. Ya gotta know how to make a roux and idiots just throw raw cheese on cooked macaroni and go "MMMMMM HOMEMADE!" Fuck that shit.

You son of a bitch...

Just make her watch Divorce Corp before bringing up the prenup. She'll be on board after that.

Agreed

Women shouldn't be going to school anyway.

It's a completely reasonable conclusion to draw based on someone's own past experiences. Eomer said it was initially just a fling while she figured out her next steps in life. She thought she'd be moving and her plans fell through so she stayed. Now that she's about to finish school she may be...

Eomer, we're gonna need financial documents, timelines and a thorough explanation of your relationship from start to finish. Preferably as an affidavit. Otherwise we simply cannot comment.

Soygen sauce... so you guys are pretty good friends eh?

That love child #4 is so damn good.

Put the Vitamix to a good first use. Made some butternut and acorn squash bisque

I went to stop and shop to grab some ingredients to make a butternut bisque for dinner during lunch and was starving so went to pick up a rotisserie chicken. Noticed they had a new Applewood Smoked flavor and though "meh, I wonder what it tastes like". It actually tastes like they smoked it...

That's exactly what it is. Professional cooking technique that has finally made it's way into an affordable home use appliance.

What makes more sense from a logic perspective. "Touch your chest regardless of grip width" or "Don't let your elbows get past parallel because you're engaging your shoulders for the initial move when you do, regardless of grip width"

Does that make any sense to you? Touch unless you have a shoulder injury, oh by the way many shoulder problems are caused by poor form +touching. Don't go past parallel, you're not even using your chest when you do for the initial move and it's a chest exercise. If you can touch without going...

You shouldn't be touching the bar on your chest. Your elbows should never go past parallel when doing a bench press because once they do you're engaging your shoulders instead of your chest to do the initial move, which is bad. Really bad.

Well I think we've found the issue gentleman.

4 quesaritos is like 3200 calories. A light snack for a diabetic who just got out of the hospital.

You're right. But he also chose to date a student when he probably should have known better. But what does the single guy know?! He took part in many conversations in here, including the who should pay what for rent and all that good stuff. He was living in ignorant bliss!

You know nothing Noodle Snow.

The menu is online Noodlebro. You know what to do.

Your wife also actually has a career and isn't a student. She probably doesn't care because she has a good life that's made better by you, she feels validated in her own work. Eomer's woman is still struggling to even see if she'll get to that point. I don't think it's about a monetary amount so...

Caliente Ahora!!

The only solution to that is dating a woman who's already got a career when you yourself have a good career.

I know those feels (paying 2k a month in restaurant bills)

Until you get sick of eating this thing you fooled her into thinking you liked and eventually the jig is up when you can't take it anymore and have to come clean. And then that's your own damn fault. If you have to trick someone into feeling valuable they just aren't very.... valuable. At...

That's what makes it a damned if you do, damned if you don't scenario. If he was as hard on her as I am when it comes to getting your shit together as a woman she'd be crying that she just wants someone to take care of her. He acts nonchalant and nice about it and she's pissed he doesn't care.

Oh christ almighty. Run Eomer. Run. She studies the psychology of children all day and then acts like a child when trying to communicate with you. She can't separate herself from her studies.

Bros, listen to me. When you go get the Volcano Quesarito you HAVE to ask for extra volcano sauce. Otherwise you've got a 50/50 chance of just getting a regular quesarito. It's a problem. T-Bell doesn't have their sauce game on point. They never have. What makes it even more dire is the...

That's ridiculous man why would you continue to help her out if you broke up? Maybe that's part of the problem, she feels you're a whipping post with her? If a woman is attracted to a man because of how he interacts with people and then he interacts with her in a completely different way that...

He's not being obnoxious because Dr. Jekyll is out right now

Your first mistake was trying to engage him in sincere conversation. He's bipolar. One minute he's spouting on about the tenets of gender interraction as if he's cracked the code and the very next minute he's betraying everything he just said and acting forlorn.

Hahaha. +1

Many women do this, some are just better at realizing what it actually is and not saying something as stupid as "you don't get mad at me enough". You've come to the correct conclusion on your own. If you aren't arguing you don't care. That crazy broad I dated for a hot minute who accused my...

It's not logic. It's drama queen disney princess syndrome.