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Whoever the new commander is, it needs to be someone chark can lez out with. I really hope it's the current commander cause she's hot as hell and I don't want her to go away. They can give her an EMP pearl necklace to kill the allie 1 chip.

Except it doesn't really take over. It just pumps out dopamine to keep you happy (addicted) and creates a 2 way data link to allie. You can see the chipped people are not mindless drones, they're just easy for her to persuade.

No wai. Do you actually expect us to believe that with no games played, no rosters set, no pre-season games played, and before the teams even report for training camp .. that the division might actually still be up for grabs? I mean, exactly when the fuck do you think the division winner gets...

In the spirit of more happy stories for Mrs G (which means no more stories of when the pets died) I can't remember if I've told you guys about my basenji before. I had him for 10+ years before I even knew what he was. Kept asking everytime I went to a vet and they never knew, but one time one...

Cotton soaks up the STDs dontcha know Sexaholics anonymous meetings are great places to pick up women. I'm not joking, they don't separate men and women. It's like having an AA meeting in a bar. Don't go to one if you really want to get over the sex addiction.

Ummm, I have a Greater Pyrenees. She's a 100 lb puppy. I think she turned 1 in december, so 1.5 yrs old and she just tipped 100 lbs. Her whole body is pretty much a kicky spot too. We just need to teach her to stop barking so much at 3 am. It's how you raise them?

I know nothing about STDs, but does it take a couple days for them to give positive results? Maybe he was just doing the responsible thing. Plus, one of the tests is shoving a q-tip in your dickhole. Maybe the doctor didn't have time for that shit last week.

Squirrel Girl was a real character? I thought that was just one of the contestants on the "Who wants to be a super hero" show Stan Lee did. Or whatever it was called.

Coke blanca

Oh yeah, they cut him off at the pass! Those fucking passes. How come the people running away never seem to know about those passes?

the tic tac is a chip that implants itself in your head when you take it. What came out of ravenn was the result of being EMPd. Cause dontcha know that's what happens when you spill emp on a circuit board. They kind of covered the manufacture of the chips. There's a small press they use to...

I believe in you Johnny. That was a great move giving her the cash. Give her the money from the next kickback too.

Dunno why you think that's just white people. We all have scumbags who'll do shit like that. Maybe white people are more likely to record it, but I'm not sure that's true.

Condoms feel so great, sometimes I nut as soon as I put one on.

These guys were likely holding off the idiocy. Because I promise you these idiots have been here for a long time.

Saw it yesterday. Good movie but it left me largely dissatisfied. I think there wasn't enough time to flesh out the new supers. Especially Black panther, who I've never seen before in any form because I don't read comics. Also, stark's a dick. I wanted it to be a bunch of people I didn't...

Do I? I didn't know because I didn't see anyone else respond to his comment where he also suggested it might be a joke. Why are you guys having meetings of every person watching the show and not inviting me? Fucking fucks, it's a race thing isn't it.

I thought the clown episodes were damn good. Cheryl stole the show. I love watching her get off on weird shit.

And he was on a motorcycle to boot. I assumed Diggle was going very slow because of the precious cargo.

Oh and also I do not think it was a throw away line that garrik was barry's grandma's (or was it mom, whatever) maiden name.

Do you think she's gunna knock some teeth out when she starts running fast? Or does the speed force keep the puppies in check? Oh and also, I expected wally and jessie to be knocking boots. Maybe they did and just didn't show us that part yet. Central City means the world to zoom, I guess...

Or maybe ghengis raven.

I do. Kinda. I want to see his redemption arc and for him and his wife to live happily ever after. Also capri coming out OK would be nice too, which is why I suggested community college. I don't really care about her but he does so there needs to be a plan for her future.

Stay strong Johnny. I'm rooting for you crazy kids. (I mean you and the wife, not you and capri)

I was speaking more to rez's situation. If I understood why gays do things I wouldn't have so many questions in the ask a gay man thread. Seriously though, makes me wonder if San Fran has a feral dog problem that someone thought they were helping. It was probably bob barker himself trying...

I remember it now. As for this. What could possibly go wrong?

I lol'd

Most likely someone who thought the dog was shitting in his yard. Because shitting in the POA Yard of the Month deserves a death sentence.

K now that post makes sense. Thanks.

We're going to have to send someone to you to evaluate that claim. It'll be mist. We're going to go through some sort of vote to select the person, but it's going to be mist. Do we have to get her hooked on heroine first to get your dick hard, or will you handle that part?

Maybe someone needs to give a list of all the worst movies ever made and put eveyone on notice that if you like any of them you should feel bad. Then someone can say they love one of them and we can ridicule them. Then and only then will it become a guilty pleasures movie.

That's not the Jones way (tm). If romo breaks his everything next year, the story from the ranch will be that he likes what he's seen in the young guys (not even sure what young QBs we have now other than the one we just drafted). Jones sucks at drafting QBs and thankfully I think he realizes...

Calm yore tits. I was just making an observation.

All I can say is I hope it's not as terrible as you guys are saying. At the end of the month I'm going to start watching UFCs at a local BWW. Hopefully they at least have some fried cheese and mushrooms. Can't stand wings anyway, so I don't' care if the wings are shitty. I didn't fully...

lol Not an attack on you but you're a VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! That's some trump level debate tactics there brosky. I don't understand why you people want me to keep repeating the same thing over and over again. Do you just like how I use words? It's all still there...

This comment rustled furry so furiously that after a month and a half of trying to get over it, he finally had to neg me. I wish I could troll like that on purpose.

I like how a pet thread became a kid thread within the first page. Out of curiosity, did the parenting thread become a pet thread on the first page too? No judgement, i understand.

OK now do it in metric. Why come you metric people keep expecting us to solve stuff for you and you won't solve it too? Oh yeah it's cause metric is for PWABAM. WHAT A TWIST! If only someone had said that on the last page .... Wait, in school? Are you saying eurofags need a class to learn...

Gristle on my steak. Especially when it comes from a place that purports to be a steak house. What the fuck man, it's not like that shit is unidentifiable when the meat is raw. Cut it the fuck off when you find it.

When I saw it, it was called clock math, or clock arithmetic. Took me a bit to realize they were basically teaching number base systems. The material I saw was just the beginning so I can't swear they ever get to feet/inches. I just know that the person telling me about it was very bad at...