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It was A84 EMG, right? Also, does that sign behind her say solicitation welcome?

No you don't pay just for talking to a whore, and that's all he did. But the dumbass paid before the rules got laid out. She was probably running a scam.

After a fashion. I assume you'll get to make 2, whereas I would have to buy 2 kits in order to get my balls and everything. Or maybe you can include more of your torso in yours. Not 100% sure. For as long as the wife and I have been talking about it, I'm kind of surprised we haven't done it yet.

What makes them english shot glasses? My only complaint so far was how the phone was still buzzing when Lou got to the convienience store. Those phones don't buzz like that forever. After 5 minutes or so it would have shut up. When he first came in, I thought the buzzing meant he was going to...

Don't know why you still gave her $50. I woulda just left with all those dumbass rules.

Not sure if hekotat knows this is a thing. Amazon.com: Clone a Willy Make Your Own Dildo Kit: Health Personal Care

I knew it wasn't a star wars planet brah. Just keeping it in the spirit of the thread and giving some possible SW planets it could be since it was presented as if it were coruscant.

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Coruscant is a big planet-wide city. That's more like Cakeooine or Cakeonosis.

Lets see your cthulu dicks wamphyr

I will admit, that's what I imagined. But even where you were putting the hole, it just makes it more likely to rip apart when you're taking it out. Glad I could be of help.

I thought he was miffed that his thread was locked. Ever since then he hasn't been giving much in the way of updates. Maybe if amod takes his wife's name out of the title he'll come back?

As I said in the amod thread, xvideos because it's got the best interface on my phone and tablet. Other than screenshots, those account for 99%+ of my porn consumption these days. I can't even remember the last time watched a scene on a TV or a computer.

Expecting a_skeleton_03's first post in this thread today to be about the huge fight he had with his wife last night.

If you do, make sure it's a hot stripper. I've been burned too many times ordering strippers sight unseen. I'm going to assume she already had a mold of your dick. Other than that, setting up the recurring gift thing sounds pretty cool. But I wonder how hard it would be on her in a year or in...

It's funny how closely some of you think the new movies will mirror the old ones. It's like you think this is a reboot instead of a continuation. If the current guesses are correct, this will be a more faithful reboot than the latest star trek was.

You poke a hole in the bag? Wouldn't it make more sense and be less mess and less trouble to poke a hole in the can? Near the top so fluids don't leak out.

Technically, there are over 50 Sphincters in the human body. 2 of them are anal sphincters, but they are practically touching (wiki says 6mm apart) so those of us who aren't doctors and just like to stick things in our lovers' asses think of them as one.

Since it's a nice neighborhood they won't punish the kids. They'll see it as the innocent kids already being punished by having homos for parents and will go out of their way to be nice to the kids. Especially if it really is catholics. I could write an essay about them and how they tend to...

Holy shit, amazon has everything.

Not unless you were masturbating too. If you were, we need to figure out if we nutted at the same time.

How is Star Wars makeup any more out of line than tumblers, koozies, cookies, or cereal? It's like you don't understand how merchandising works. My guess is he's feeling exposed without his armour and fellow troopers as backup. Plus, he probably came out of training with the idea that...

How the hell do you leave the ashes of the 4000 year old immortal bad guy just lying around? Send barry back to the house for a dustbuster or something before moving along. Also, I'm disappointed they didn't grab that arrow ollie shot him with to at least see if there were any clues in his blood.

My favorite Jack handy was: I believe in leaving a better world for our children. But not our children's children because children shouldn't be having sex.

Nah, everyone already gave you their one lifetime net in your whoore thread. Neg Tuco for the injustice.

You need to over-ride the time limits.

So Michaels is getting like Madden at the end of his career? Nice.

Hmm, she looks 16. What do you think, great judger of child porn sulrn?

I turned the game off. Need to find the last couple minutes on youtube or something.

Thanks, and thanks for the PM reminder. Also, excellent work with sheldon. Above and beyond changing the whiteboard behind him.

I don't know zombie. It's cowboys and indians. throw the records out the window, I'm pretty sure the underdog usually wins these games. Also, jones is dumb for not putting Romo on IR just because he could possibly be ready to go for the playoffs. IF we make the playoffs, it's going to be...

Are you cute? If so, I'll come sit in front of you and spit on you periodically. What flavor mouth wash you want me to use that week?

Who did he report? It was me, wasn't it?

Child porn. You know, like 20 year old bitches in bikinis. Though to be fair, that image wasn't really moderated (unless you count tuco acting like a cop and nailing me for posting while black), royal just agreed to remove it when the giant pussy complained. I happened to have the thread open...

Link to happy dogs thread plz

Time for the annual telling of how the Angel got on top of the Christmas tree. When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to...

Fellow cowboys fans, don't worry. Jones sez romo has 4-5 years of great football left in him. That means 8 years before we start failing at finding a new QB.

That first typo was pretty funny. Screenshot Reamins for everyone!

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Interesting. What does your upset-o-meter run on?