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That was his mistake. You never stare into your opponent's eyes.

Aren't all novels "EU" or is that term reserved for the pre-disney books? I liked the rebels novel, reading the Heir to the Jedi now, and it's terrible. I am saddened to hear aftermath is bad too. Heir is written in first person, and so far it sounds like a walkthrough for a signature quest...

One of my buddies grew up in goatfucker land and he told us about dogs being unclean to muslims. He said that having dogs was actually a good way to keep the undesireables away from your house. Depending on their flavor of faith, they could range from preferring to avoid dogs to being deathly...

I just don't get why they don't shoot them or behead them instead.

But you don't understand. Brady and the Pats* have actually been sandbagging it the past few years so the other teams don't feel so bad. All that stuff we thought was cheating was actually just them handicapping themselves to try to give the other fellas a chance. But that shit's over now. No...

Not saying either is especially funny, but one is funnier than the other.

I wonder if Andy Kaufman ever fought her.

You're saying females aren't the throttling factor in reproduction, and I'm being the stupid one?

Yeah, something like that. I don't know the exact amount of time and a year seems long, but from what I have heard, they're supposed to stay stocked.

Damn, that's kind of embarrassing isn't it? Isn't arrowhead just a regular open air stadium? Yours is either domed or partly domed and designed to increase the noise. Oh and amareaves, I think you should hang an aggie flag on the other side of your driveway. See if you can find one that...

Really Bro? How do you have babies without a woman? Are you from the future? Any idea what's causing that?

Bro you must have missed the post from like 16 hours later where he said hew as going to fuck amanda.

Where the fuck did this come from? Is Antarius even posting in this thread? This is how the redpillers get in trouble in here.

Hi, you must be new to football. Stick around a week or two, and you'll see that. The hawks pump in extra noise with the speakers too, don't they?

Yeah, that's probably it. Thanks. AFAIK, it would only be drawing them offsides if they crossed into the neutral zone. But that article mentioned what appears to be a different penalty because they said it would have been an unsportsmanlike call.

You ever try to make her eat a midol? Doesn't work even if you hide it in a gob of peanut butter. Chocolate though, that's a different story. I used to keep a small stockpile of chocolate in my desk drawer for these occasions.

What didn't happen? Are you saying I didn't hear an announcer in the 4th quarter talking about some bad call going in the pats* favor?

Fucking assistants for our department hold onto the expense checks until the afternoon. They actually get released first thing in the morning on friday (or maybe last thing on thursday nights). No reason they can't get them to us before lunch, they don't even check that they're correct or...

White guy walks into a mexican bookstore and asks, "Do you have the spanish version of that book by donald trump about his ideas on immigration?" The store owner comes out from behind the counter and says "Fuck you! Get out and stay out!" Guy goes, "Yeah, that sounds like the right one. Do...

Didn't get to see the entire game, but in the 4th quarter one of the announcers was talking about some terrible call or decision by the officials that I think went against the steelers and that, I guess, cost them the game. WTF was he talking about? Was that about the headsets?

Here ya go tuco. Save it, I'm thinking you're going to need it a lot if you plan to unban him.

What does this mean? Is this supposed to be laughing in some other culture?

Not sure what the gayest part of that picture is. The minivanapalooza in your driveway, or the 49er flag. Even if you need a minivan, make your wife drive something manly so it's not so obvious. Also, whats up with everyone having the same basketball goal? Is that something the builder...

How do you know where noodle's good TV is?

Since i picked the pack for week 1 in the elimination league, I fully expect the bears to win the first game and give you mountains of false hope.

I almost godwinned the thread (that quote about telling a lie till its true is often mis attributed to goebbels and/or hitler), but you went and did it.

Tomatoes coagulate blood. Had you been cutting any tomatoes?

Nevermind then, I'm not going to sign up for another forum just to ridicule someone. I thought he meant someone here on rerolled.

Repeat a lie often enough and people will believe it, eh? Problem is, that only works when people don't know that trick.

Which Cowboy fan said that? The other ones might enjoy ridiculing him too.

Personally, I don't expect Lee and hardy to be on the field at the same time. IFF he can stay healthy the entire season, there's an argument the defense was upgraded, but that's a big if. Possibly, but the point is, that kinda stuff is said all the time. Everybody on the sidelines is on an...

This would fall under the 'We all grieve in our own way" rule, wouldn't it? Whoever the chick is, post nudes. That's how I grieve.

Yeah heard that too. I haven't seen an exact quote, but supposedly he said the ref needed to pay for some bad calls. IMO they're both just examples of the kids trying to place blame on anyone but themselves. That kinda shit gets said about the refs at well over half of all football games. I...

BTW, called it. Fuck allau who doubted me when I said the justice system works for the rich white man. Brandon Marshall: Race a factor in NFL discipline, including Deflategate | NJ.com Oh and speaking of race cards, did anyone mention that the high school kids are playing the race...

Not to mention the fumbles that he didn't lose. Those are just as bad from the ass puckering perspective.

So you see, it would actually be a net improvement if we were to win. No change from cowboy fans, and it would mute the pats fans. Join us in rooting for the cowboys to win the Super Bowl. Tell ya what, lets make a deal. You root for the cowboys, and if they win I'll support you in getting...

Wasn't spygate the year they went 18-1? I'm glad that came up again because just the other day I was thinking it'd be cool if patriots* fans tried to convince me that their coach is so fucking inept that it wouldn't help him to know exactly what the opposing team was about to do. But then...

She gunna come visit you in the hospital? I bet Wolf was involved somehow.

Except they did prove both of those and you know they did because Kraft and belicheat apologized and promised not to let it happen again the first time, then the second time they fired some scapegoats. The only thing you could question that they didn't prove was Brady's involvement in deflategate.