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That's a lot of fucking dressing. Why even bother with the lettuce/greens at that point? Just drink it right from the bottle.

Doodoo butter.

How exactly does cutting off foreskin cause autism? Is it akin to highly traumatic experiences causing people to develop PTSD or becoming catatonic? I mean, are there any conclusive studies regarding circumcision having any beneficial effect? Seriously why do we cut off our sons' penis skin?

Just the tip

I'm gonna need Jenny McCarthy to weigh in on this before I form an opinion

People make the mistake of thinking it's the dressing that makes salads unhealthy. But the dressing is pretty negligible even if you're drenching it and adding ~200 calories. It's all the bacon and cheese and shit like that causing the issue. Cover your salads in that stuff and you're adding...

Well when I asked her if she had just peed on me she said no. And I believe her ok?!

Wait what? What you are describing is exactly what happened...

Don't dodge the question. We need answers.

When I date a 35 year old single mother I expect that she doesn't have some weird, fanatical rule about kissing on a first date. It's a kiss, not a blowjob. Now I'm making a lot of assumptions based on how shit went down on the date to say it was in fact a rule, but nevertheless she either...

Truth hurts bros. Hurts bad

It's actually closer to your 15th year in where you start to make a dent on your principle on 30 year terms. But yes, if you're going to refi also shorten the term to a 15 or 10 year to make it actually worth it.

They are also the most involved, time consuming dishes on planet earth to make. First make your stock, then your broth, then your base sauce, then your secondary sauce, then your serving sauce. Now make the dish in 12 steps as well.

Would be the first time I've ever thought a date went well but she thought it didn't since I was probably 18 years old. Mostly because I don't have a severe learning disability and can tell when someone is having a good time. It's not like I try to kiss every single girl I go out with no matter...

I was on a date last Saturday night that went really well. Then at the end of the date I moved in to kiss her and she froze up and tightened her lips. Not a quick move to the cheek or anything. Just froze like a deer in headlights. Never called her again because that's fuckin' weird and I can't...

It wasn't Clapton who met him. It was Baker.

Whole foods started exactly as you're describing. It catered to people like you and then took off from there.

Bro, my crotch is genius. Like protege type shit. It knows man... it knows.

I was only there for the free booze to be honest.

Vitality is the exact kind of person that makes it possible for stores like Whole Foods to exist.

I think you're under the impression I'm tormented by this. You should know by now I'm a sexual deviant. Also, you should really re-think your stance on what makes a study legitimate. 7 test subjects never has been, nor will it ever be, a true representative scientific study.

That's not how it works. The woman I had the experience with could keep "peeing" over and over every time she climaxed. Most was 5 times within the span of like 15 minutes (was really easy to make her cum)

Yep, I've lived in homes with electric heat (by far the worst), oil and my current home has natural gas. It's the best option out there. Those generators that run on natural gas are fucking expensive though just so you know. But worth it if you live in an area prone to power outages.

Wait, you think spending 12 grand a year on food for TWO people is being reasonable? $10 per person for one meal? You're bleedin money man.

Why is ranch terrible for you? Because it has fat? If you say it's because of the dairy I'd agree with you but you better be prepared to feel the wrath of the bulkers!

I smoked for about a year and a half.

Oh carrots lathered in hummus are good? Why don't you tell me how delicious all the other veggies you dip in sauces and various other flavor maskers taste? How do carrots drenched in ranch dressing taste? I bet you can't even really taste the carrot anymore! Delicious!

Don't forget Brutul is a rancher or some shit. So he gets tons of meat for "free". It's like Will Smith said "Bros just don't understand"

I prefer mouthy drunks.

Are you drunk? I hope so.

You don't need to be fervent about it no. But you can save yourself a lot of money by being reasonable about how you spend money on food.

Sucks noodlebro. Any time someone tries to tell you heating your house via electricity is more efficient than gas or oil... you tell them to fuck right off.

Carrots are probably the worst vegetable on earth. They taste the same no matter how you cook them. Unless they've been soaking in a stew for 2 hours or pickled/candied. Otherwise carrots suck. Edited to make it more clear that I meant pickled/candied carrots are delicious.

It's a doggy dog world out there

Keep at it. It's way healthier and eventually you'll not even care anymore and probably stop completely. Been 4 months for me. The fucked up thing is I still to this day wake up, every single day, feeling as though I just smoked a pack of cigarettes the night before. Fucking sucks.

Haven't you been reading the Marriage thread? Since it all comes out the same hole it must all be pee.

You might as well be speaking Russian you fucking communist.

Would you like to "IS ARROWS me by" over my sarcasm? You're right though. Which is why doctors never give the wrong prognosis on various bodily functions or maladies. I was having fun and you're trying to make me look stupid. Except all you're accomplishing is making yourself look stupid...

Yes, but rice and beans are cheap!!!!!

That's a good deal you've got goin there.