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  1. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't know where the cutoff for a 'compact car' is. Can anyone elaborate on that? None of the cars in that picture look compact to me, but the douchemobile looks like the least compact of the lot.
  2. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    OK Cause I'm pretty sure watto was puttin it to her. Why else would he only let Anakin go free when he was obviously the more valuable slave?
  3. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I don't remember them ever saying she was a virgin.
  4. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    A few years ago, I got about 50 of these bumper stickers. I Park Like an Idiot Bumper Sticker or Bumper Magnet Stick It Dog! I am ashamed to admit I am a pussy and have only used like 1 of them. The worst offender I ever saw was when I was on a date and the girl stopped me from...
  5. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Oh is it full season? I thought they were just dropping 3 episodes at first. And I didn't know it was today.
  6. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    If you're talking about an actual killing then you're wrong. It does happen occasionally in live events, but the stations get in trouble for that shit. They don't actually show people dying in videos on the news and what not. If you're talking about fake 'killings', then STFU. I know each...
  7. Hoss

    Vikings

    I didn't see that coming. Did they really beat back the first attack like that? Any real history buffs know the answer? I know the vikings eventually take paris. In the show, I'm sure rollo is going to sack that that french princess (it looked like her panties slid right off when she saw him...
  8. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Adama still could have been playing May with that 'loaded gun shoot me' thing. Even if we dismiss the possibility of some sort of personal shield, there's no way to tell if the round he jacked out was live. It didn't look like a dummy round, but it could very well have had a fake primer. It...
  9. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's almost like being in the gym has something to do with big muscles. I don't see much difference in those muscles, he just looks more tan in one pic. The real question is why won't his beard grow any longer. Must be a side effect of the drugs.
  10. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Maybe you are unaware that people with real relationships still use hookers.
  11. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Again, speaking as the the ex in that situation, she will answer anytime he needs a booty call up till you knock her up or put a ring on her finger. Basically, as long as she can justify to herself that you guys aren't really super serious or aren't "on a break". One time the girl I'm...
  12. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I manage my nose hair by letting it grow into a mustache.
  13. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Sounds like you have a problem with your leaf blower aamry. A GFCI is only supposed to trip when the 2 legs have different currents. If you are tripping both circuit breakers and GFCIs, it sounds like you have a pretty big ground fault in your device. It's probably something that happens...
  14. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    I don't recall any bleeps or f bombs off the top of my head. What scenes are you talking about?
  15. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Johnny's real name is bruce pringle? you dun goofed son. I bet the 'always wanted to give kisses' part came from 'Bruce'. So what are you telling your family about why you are moping around? Are you taking them to the funeral or anything? Have we been told what she died of for sure yet...
  16. Hoss

    First World Problems

    You're a powerful pack of stupid. I didn't say microwaves light on fire if they aren't protected by a GFCI. I actually said pretty much the opposite. Microwaves should NOT be on GFCI circuits. If they are, they are liable to start a fire in your walls. I'm basing that on what the...
  17. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The writing rustles are reminding me of another one that is old, but I don't think I ever mentioned before. There's a Schlotzky's close by that I eat lunch at regularly. They are in a building with a cleaners, and there are other businesses in other buildings next door. Obviously they have a...
  18. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Johnny, you need to pick up a black cock ring to show you're in mourning.
  19. Hoss

    The Flash

    I get to where I'm afraid to click on a thread when it feels like it's time for a new episode. Since I DVR everything, I forget when stuff airs.
  20. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    From this link "Can we assume Jimmy didn't go into the meeting with the Davis & Mayne people at the end? Because he whipped around out of the parking lot, as Mike said, very quickl . I don't think it's safe to assume anything that you didn't see. That's all I can say."
  21. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    That interview that was posted makes it sound like he did actually meet with the lawyers, but they purposely made us think he didn't.
  22. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Don't worry gnomedolph. I've been the ex in that situation. He'll most likely fuck her, film it, and then send her back to you in a couple of days.
  23. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You obviously have your pre-concieved notions about escorts. I guess that's OK for your purposes, but you should know you're wrong. Read J49's dating pool thread. It's not true that there is no emotional connection.
  24. Hoss

    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    That's a bit of a stretch. Based on that quote, I imagine madison would come to the same conclusion I did that the laws aren't needed. But I didn't promise mountains of quotes proving one point or another. I was just giving him an example of what he promised.
  25. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Was Skirata ever mentioned in the clone wars? Cause those stories are the ones I most want to be kept as canon in the new movies.
  26. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Have you checked with the mexicans crossing the border?
  27. Hoss

    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Umm, did you post the wrong thing? I thought you were supposed to give me mountains of quotes from the founding fathers indicating they didn't really mean what they wrote about the freedom of religion. What I see when I click that spoiler tag is an article about how a lot of them may not have...
  28. Hoss

    Indiana...Religious Freedom eh? *sigh*

    Thanks
  29. Hoss

    Archer

    I thought the doctor chick's dialog was intentionally bad. You saying she's just bad?
  30. Hoss

    The Flash

    As I said, this time it could be 5 years of his training with ras. Whatever it is, it would be 5 years that we didn't see in the show.
  31. Hoss

    Better Call Saul

    Well, if we're naming our favorite scenes, for me it was in Tuco (I think) when they were in the desert and he saved the skater kids. Second favorite is all the grifting he did with marco.
  32. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    wait, semoine died? Did you already tell us that and I forgot?
  33. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I'm with you there, I actually liked first dates. In fact, I'd say my favorite (sexless) date of all time was a first date that was a complete disaster. I can't even remember what was wrong, but we figured out in the first 10 minutes that we weren't compatible. We were both reasonable and...
  34. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Can't your wife generally see your medical records?
  35. Hoss

    Archer

    I could geek right the fuck out on this tangent, but in the end I think I would just wind up disappointed. So I'm gunna stop now.
  36. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    OK then how about Battlestar Iliad?
  37. Hoss

    The Flash

    I see your point, but I don't think that's a deal killer. There wouldn't have to be a whole lot of changes in Arrow and they could always fast forward Arrow 5 years too and have him meet Flash for the first time again. They seem pretty stuck on the 1 season = 1 year in show time, but I'm sure...
  38. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    You said seemingly. I guess that means you don't buy the leaderless thing either. Captain Adama is the leader of this faction. Do we know the name of the aircraft carrier? If not, can we please start calling it Galactica?