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Seriously, I'd love to be able to master that technique. Not even just for sex, pissing through morning wood would be nice.

If you're going to have a dick up there, might as well ask him to clean the place up too.

Turn off facebook, regain a small part of your sanity.

Yacht rock?

You'll get no more of those annoying facebook updates from your family too, win/win! Seriously, that's how they extend battery, by lengthening sleep mode and the best way to do that is to prevent it from waking up from push notifications. A phone without push notification feels kinda...

Overdraft fees is how you make a marriage last.

My initial reaction is that it's going hard to get an accurate temporary testing environment in a competitive game. You have to reach critical playerbase size to expose certain flaws but what player is going to sink that much time into a PTR knowing most of their time is wasted?

Yeah, I see that now. I misinterpreted the "unless you stop making the money" as in someone in the marriage decides to stop working for the wrong reasons. Should have gone with my gut, that seemed too altruistic for Khane.

Please elaborate then. I thought I was agreeing with what you wrote. Bringing up salary differences is not building a life together or making choices together.

So much this. You really can't hold someone's career choices against them, because that's essentially what you're doing when you bring up salary. What people are good at and what society deems worth paying is so often at odds. As Khane also said, if they make stupid career choices, that's...

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I like undertaker and implosion if only because they give people with shitty collections the ability to grind out wins in this shitty ladder. I don't even want to "ladder up", I just want to do my dailies. At least for hunter and warlock dailies, I have a fighting chance against the much more...

Moderate this shitty derail.

You could let her show you the great stuff and then you don't have to waste time browsing reddit. The downside being you'll have to do more work at work.

Green texts from 4chan on Imgur is basically the same as browsing 9gag.

There's other ways to code? Ugh. Just let the internet pick out the few good ones, which are still fake.

wtf is green texts?

wtf is a 'qt420/10'?

Can't even see her shoes.

Dailies all week, pre-lunch arena runs on the weekend, stay away from the game otherwise. Constructed is just a clusterfuck of control warriors and priests at all ranks taking their sweet fucking time to play. I don't think Blizzard designed the ranking system for longterm growth. How do you...

Pulled pork.

Water is a better conductor than air.

Lube.

You can cook something almost as good as coq au vin in 6 minutes?

You'll be back. I think I'm on my 6th reinstall at this point. It sucks that I'm cognizant enough to realize that too much of the game's outcome is dependent on shuffling but too stupid to stop playing.

Khane told her he played video games.

Right, I'm assuming since she started from her facebook list, she knew what he looked like before this even started. He wanted to fuck her, and she decided to friendzone him from the outset. Pretty aggressive.

1 click, 2 posts.

He's even got horns.

Is it really that short? Or is that for another game? I still seem to remember D3 being done for the full day most of the time.

That's the most aggressive friendzoning I've seen.

I don't think they'll run pipe through frozen ground.

Semihomemade up in this bitch. What brand of meatballs did you use? I've never tasted one that didn't have a squishy texture or the inevitable gristle in 1 or 2.

How did they change that?

How do you manage to pee through a hardon, that always ruins the experience for me.

Don't know, thought it was doing well based on what I read here. I don't play constructed enough to get an accurate personal sample size of which deck is better. When I play has a bigger influence, easily.

I still say the bags are important. I think it's beyond pretentious, even for this thread, to proclaim that an egg cooked at 167 - 172 instead of 170 on the dot is going to be that different. Might as well start counting your salt grains.

I thought the midrange hunter deck, while still based around undertaker, but containing fel reavers and savanahs and such, was performing better than face hunter. Brainless face hunter is still better? Ugh.

I just wanted to point out that you can cook an egg in its shell without the ridiculousness of sous vide. Only partly my fault it went this far. Khane had fun with it, why can't you?