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Did your johnny use illegal kickbacks from government contracts to fuck smack whores? Can your boy have chain orgasms until he fills a condom completely with nut juice? Did your boy let people watch him fuck hookers in porn shops and gain such a following that one of the onlookers volunteered...

My company email filter filters emails from payroll. This is a half jimmy rustle half pickle tickle. It would probably be 100% pickle tickle if they were filtering the fucking birthday announcements and allowing the paycheck notices. But no. They have it flipped.

I keep daily notes in Word. It's one word file per job location. Every day I start a new list. For some reason yesterday Word decided that every time I do a new fucking list, I REALLY meant to continue the last list. So I have to push the back button 3 times then right click and tell it to...

I think you mean if you give them all of someone else's money.

Yeah well so are all comedians and actors. They get paid for making you laugh. Why shouldn't he?

What the fuck? Never heard of this before. I don't feel like doing a deep dive but can you give me the cliffs notes on how eye movement helps with trauma?

More are ranked lower than the peak. (perhaps, it's really hard to tell the area under a curve with just my mark 1 calibrated eyeballs) But the average should be 5.5 (1+10)/2. So really, more are ranked higher than what you would expect. I don't know if that's even an important distinction...

Does IMDB pull the same shenanigans with their ratings as rotten tomoatoes? If so, no valid conclusions can be drawn from their data. But yeah, 6.41 average looks like it's skewed right. It should center on 5.5.

I read the wiki on this guy. My favorite part was 10 years later he contacted the producers and said, hey, I know you added 27 more lightboards, but I think I can still beat ya. How about you invite me back for a tournament of champions? Cowards didn't even answer him.

I thought those were because of small sample sizes.

The great thing about being old is that I can stop worrying about shit like bluetooth everything giving me cancer. I'm definitely going to die of something weight related before I get cancer.

Broh, I didn't even know there were bluetooth remotes.

Back when I was using apps I had that happen to me a bit. One time I matched with and hit it off with a phillipino girl. One day I asked about how that could happen and found out you can specify your match location separately from your physical location. In her case, even though she lived in...

You need to talk to him and find out what clues he needs to know something is a real issue for you. We don't know you in real life. You may bring up 1000 trivial things for every serious complaint. You may make light of the serious complaints and they sound like a joke. We just don't know...

Ahh I remember when I posted FRODO LIVES all over my social media to spoil LoTR for the people who were waiting on the softcover version to come out.

Nextdoor is such a disappointment. I was really looking forward to arguing with my neighbors but they always lock and delete anything that gets mildly interesting. The only reason I haven't deleted my account is because of lost pets.

Lol yeah. All of our company wide announcements have those big red letters at the top that it originated from an outside source. But it looks like it came from hr, so this must be a scam right? Nope. Just comes from the payroll software which for some reason can't be considered internal?

Ours too, I was reporting everything with a link that I didn't expect. Most of them came back clean and IT tried to chastize me.'theres no reason to report emails like that" I was like, look, the fucking link looks suspicious I can't help if it's because of your system. Suspicious is suspicious.

That's the spirit!