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  1. TheBeagle

    Vicodin, Cigarettes, and My Fake Tits - from the diary of the Megan Fox of Ohio

    EVERYTHING on the internet is an elaborate troll job, don't know why you guys keep falling for the sob stories. The more elaborate the stories are the more likely they are to be completely fabricated. Not saying this thread is all BS, but skepticism is always a good idea...
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    Pope Benedict XVI resigns

    The road to irrelevancy continues. /yawn
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    CL Casual Encounters?

    Bro I think you are getting obsessed
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Dudebro I love ya, but come on man, you are one of the worst offenders when it comes to criticizing people with differing beliefs. That shit Big P posted had the guy saying he wanted to go bare back with one of his SBs, whatever the fuck that is, and doesn't care if he passed an STD on to his...
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    Christopher Dorner- Hero or Villain

    true dat
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    say something nice about the poster above you

    ^ Never slips up and drops the schtick. Never.
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    Gold Rush

    Nah, there's no way the producers of Gold Rush will let Dave get away. Next season onGold Rush: This Time its Personal- The Jesus Freak Vs. The Civil Engineer. Who will prevail?
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    CL Casual Encounters?

    The last week or so in GWBYHT has been pretty interesting.
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    CL Casual Encounters?

    95% of the ads are bots and 95% of the responses you get if you post an ad are from bots. The regular w4m is where the real chicks hang out. Great place to catch the herps if you don't have it already.
  10. TheBeagle

    How stupid are you compared to your great gramps?

    9/10, missed one the math's because I didn't feel like getting off my ass to get a paper/pencil...'bought a horse for 150, which was 80% of of true value, what percent gain if sold at 20% above true value'
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    God damnit, i don't have time to go down another twisted, degenerate rabbit hole...Why must you tempt me?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Ya it's fucking wild, just read this little gem...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    bareback BJ, white street walker, asian massage parlor, law enforcement The fact that I now know all that indicates something has gone horrible wrong in my life...
  14. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This thread is ruining POF for me, bitches on there are too normal and too much trouble. Reading that usasexguide really makes me want to go hit up an AMP and get a BBBJ, hah hah!
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Don't fuck a needle junkie man, if anything just pay her to insert things and take some pics for the lulz. Maybe get a handjob for your trouble.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Uh huh, sure. You have the ad, you called from your local number yet?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I didn't fucking start the conversation...
  18. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    you don't even lift bro, i'm disappoint
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Jesus Christ i'm in for a 100 if you can pull it off, but I don't think you got those kind of balls bro
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    u serious? I don't see you 'banging the hooker' in real life for internet lulz
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    That's the only time you really feel 110% alive, chasing some strange pussy. It's like fucking heroin though, the more you do it, the less it means. k- selection to r-selection in action...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    casino bro
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    ya man, if you had to hit 'restart' or 'off' on the human race and your only oocyte came from shelly, 8 out of 10 dentists would recommend 'off' 100% of the time.
  24. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Shit, more like ~10, forgot about nuevo laredo and new orleans. fuck
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I think this is the meth version of the long con...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    There's no way, you are too nice a guy IRL.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    wtf...I'm pretty drunk, but still, wtf?
  28. TheBeagle

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Is it wrong that this thread makes me wnat to find my own junkie with a heart of gold?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Godamnit I'm just drunk enough to order that, but i'm half a continent away
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    MAke me an avatar thread

    holy fuck...
  31. TheBeagle

    House of Cards

    Watched a couple today, I see no evidence that Spacey is really a malevolent bad guy. But of course I thought the same of Don Corleone.
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    say something mean about the poster below you

    God damnit, how did you know I was going to post? Are you a wizard? Would rather jerk off to tranny porn than watch the Super Bowl
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    What European country do you profile as?

    Czech Republic
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    New Years Resolutions 2013

    Edit - oops, never drink and post
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    Textbook Tips and Tricks

    Are you looking for International editions? My Genetics course this semester required an access code for MasteringGenetics and I found the international edition for 45 bucks and it came with the access code as well.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Ya the dolphin story was amazing. It makes me wonder if dolphins have passed down stories of humans from generation to generation through language and that entire populations near human habitation are almost 'domesticated' in a sense. Probably not, but I definitely consider dolphins and other...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You do realize that mouth herps are HSV1, dick herps are HSV2 and transmission rates for HSV1 to genitals and HSV2 to mouth are low and uncommon right? The real threat is if she was in the actual shedding stage in her sweet poontang and he went from fingering her to playing with his cock with...
  38. TheBeagle

    Diamond Dallas Page is a miracle worker

    Good stuff. If I posted that on FB it would still get less responses than some random fat bitch complaining about her day.