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  1. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What the actual fuck is the super nerd from hell on the right? I think it is a woman? Elegant posture, awesome black socks with full white outfit and WHITE SANDALS. Fucking amazing. Unironically, this pic comes up early in the Super Nerd From Hell GiS.
  2. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I am very confused with the rider of this creature - they are wearing a boustier. Please pick one of the following to help me out:
  3. Slaanesh69

    Lost Ark Is Coming to America

    Okay delete this thread then Amod. I stay out of the MMO area because it smells in there.
  4. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    I am casually pushing towards 95 with a crit-based cyclone build: for whatever reason I just enjoy cyclone builds the most. I used to play melee totem builds. I think I secretly hate myself or something. Anyway, you know what I discovered this league? I really, really like Blight. Like, a...
  5. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    Conan is amazing - I sunk 160+ hours into that game (did not play any expansions). It is superior to Valheim in EVERY way - progression, resource collection/rarity, combat, building, crafting, graphics, replayability. The thrall system is amazing. Once you get over the fact that you are...
  6. Slaanesh69

    Lost Ark Is Coming to America

    Lost Ark Is Finally Coming to NA It has been something like 8 years but the Korean ARPG is coming to NA late this year. Via Amazon, kill me now, please. Anyway, there is a $120 Founders pack on Steam. What the actual? Interdasting that it is around the planned release for Diablo 2...
  7. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    Actually, you are so very right! That top 10 almost invariably consists of movies I have thumbed down - rom coms and retarded reality TV and a handful of kids shows/movies. Unconsciously I was aware of it but it took you pointing it out for it to really hit home for me.
  8. Slaanesh69

    The Netflix Thread

    Fuck me sideways that movie looks like just about the epitome of "the worst". The eternal question is "is there a lucrative market" for this shit? The answer is NO but They keep on trying to find one, and blame misogyny when it fails. Watched Netflix's Night in Paradise and it was actually...
  9. Slaanesh69

    Cruella (2021)

    Dalmations are a TERRIBLE breed, fraught with aggression problems along with a series of other genetic faults. Interestingly, another nasty breed is the dachshund which ranks pretty high in the biting reports. Pure breed dogs have so many terrible genetic traits that have been bred into them...
  10. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Welp, my reintroduction to PoE Pushing In My Shit continues. A6 Sirus, made it to the last stage but did not finish. Half of my deaths, as discussed, were me having no idea where I was or where he was. He ended up on the fucking stairs to the cathedral at the end as well, worst positioning...
  11. Slaanesh69

    Grim Dawn

    Level 65 and I ran out of steam for a bit. Malmouth expansion is a slog, as indicated, and burned me out. I ended up going to next difficulty with probably 2 zones left in Malmouth normal because I didn't care to finish. Then I hit a point in Act II where my poor poison resist fucked me. So...
  12. Slaanesh69

    Grim Dawn

    My first self-reply. So this was definitely a highly successful re-visit to an old game for me. I went to the sites and found a nice easy starter that fitted my play style (Deathknight) and now I am level 53 playing Veteran in the Malmouth expansion, still in the first difficulty. Let me tell...
  13. Slaanesh69

    Borderlands

    Sooooooooo, Hollywood finally had a chance to cast a gay, handicapped person for a gay, handicapped character and went another direction? This could have pulled in so many woke bux!
  14. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    In high school I got the nickname "Professor" - not because I was always top of my class (I was), but because I walked (and biked) everywhere and they joked they always saw me whenever they went out - like a character named "The Professor" in some terrible Atari game - may have been ET.
  15. Slaanesh69

    Army of the Dead (2021)

    I turned it off as soon as the two dudes ran away from the wreckage in the opening scene and the camera tight focused on them with the blurry backgrounds. Yeah, I read/watched the reviews, and I can say I refuse to watch a 2 1/2 hour movie filmed like this.
  16. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Hrmmmmm, interdasting. Anecdotally, Leap Slam is DEF slow to respond while using Cyclone, glad you guys talked about it. I was wondering if my old man reflexes are just failing, but in retrospect and with your comment, it is definitely the transition from channel to move skill. I will def...
  17. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Checkmate. Edit - I am farming for barf responses here, you bigots. Feed me!
  18. Slaanesh69

    Valheim - Viking Survival Game (Early Access)

    I am 2 days into this with a buddy that has played for a while. His gripe is that "eventually you have to cheat to have enough resources to do anything worthwhile". Now bear in mind he is an impatient zoomer who never reads quest text and wants the shortest route to success. I played...
  19. Slaanesh69

    Dysmantle (Steam Early Access)

    Interdasting. I am immediately intrigued. I have added it to my wishlist. Sounds like my cup of tea. Any co-op in future plans? Is it ever on sale?
  20. Slaanesh69

    Last Epoch

    Man I am an original backer for this game, sounds like it is coming along decent. I haven't played since most of the mobs were just black/purple blobs of goo lol. Edit - yeah I was FIRST in the thread lololol. I need to reinstall!
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    Grim Dawn

    I really need to play this again. I always played it like I played Titan Quest, just picking skills I like. I played from release and I don't think I ever made it to the end of the second difficulty. I should approach it like PoE and, as all you guys suggested, actually look up a build. I am...
  22. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Hmm I have that lab enchant on a set of decent boots. So I just did an A4 Sirus fight. I can't seem to recall the carpet bomb meteors that fall into the arena without any kind of visual or auditory warning, and they killed me 4 times. I spent most of that fight trying to see if there was an...
  23. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    God damn school pics in the 50s and 60s were awesome. Look at these fucking guys. I grew up in the 70s, and we all looked like this:
  24. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Okay I thought it was just me being weird, but the first thing I thought was "what the fuck did they cut that with, a dull bread knife?" Phew, I am not the only one. Sorry, GiS for I'm Not The Only One is this clearly heterosexual male. Must be a popular song that me and the old guys like me...
  25. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    The build I folllowed for Inq BV/BB used said ES leech, but I have neither the gear, nor the cluster jewels. I tried farming Atziri with my frags this aft for a Doryani's catalyst for an offhand for the ele leech since I have all phys converted to lightning and fire. Will just buy one for the...
  26. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Speaking of Harvest, those yellow devourers are pretty rapey too - I haven't been able to find their base damage but I am assuming lightning or chaos. Nasty stuff T14+. I stopped doing them for now. I know, all this is old news but the Noob just came back, and this thread has been pretty...
  27. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Dear Diary: I am 51 and look younger than Rudd. I would say good genes but we used to call my Dad the Oldest Man In The Universe when I was in uni because he had so many wrinkles you could pour a glass of water on his forehead and it would take 15 minutes to reach his chin. I smoked off and...
  28. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Thanks. I am such a fucking noob. Edit - Mapping in high reds just became fun again.
  29. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Gawd damn you know what I hate now? Fucking Maven. Hey, I hear you like boss battles so we put a boss battle into your boss battle. Not only has this bitch fucked me on every T16 map I have run so far, she actually blocks my view about 30% of the time. Hey here is a second boss. Hey here...
  30. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    Yeah I feel this one. I am no PoE Savant like a couple of people here, I don't tinker in PoB as a hobby (no hate, guys), I just follow builds. So the builds I am following ARE modern, but I think I have slacked on defense. Fortify cannot be your only layer. Also, as a side note, I am...
  31. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    So now that I am running mid to high red maps I have a couple of questions: (1) Did they buff Porcupines in the last year at some point, because after about T12 they become a serious going concern for me. (2) Did they buff map affixes in that same year? Shocking ground used to be a minor...
  32. Slaanesh69

    Path of Exile

    So after an 18 month hiatus I came back to play (Warthunder finally pissed me off enough to make me leave). I started a poison BV char in spite of the nerfs - hit a wall at 87 on damage progression that I did not climb over yet because I am too lazy to research right now. I started a BF/BB...
  33. Slaanesh69

    Warframe

    I enjoyed this game for a couple of months, but the grind is too boring, and I have thousands of hours in WarThunder and Path of Exile. I dunno, I just can't stick to it. The levelling trials are one of the most retarded mechanics I have ever seen in a grind game as well. Fail and wait a day...
  34. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    REDRUM
  35. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    My kid got thrown into one of these contraptions when he was little; it was one of the most tragic events I had to witness as he squealed while encased in clear plastic unable to move. I had to hold my wife back from rushing to save him. He also got a nasty cut in his earlobe when he was like...
  36. Slaanesh69

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Gantz:0 This was my third viewing. I fucking love this movie almost as much as I love my child. I wish there were more movies with this same animation quality and adult themes (gore, violence, demons/monsters). It is simply a feast for the eyes, and the story is pretty cool as well. When I...
  37. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Are these stylized images of Elric of Melnibone (by Michael Moorcock)? Because that is definitely what it brings to mind for me. Man it has been decades since I read these books - I should do so again.
  38. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    He's right though - I read a massive compendium of Lovecraft stories and the themes do tend to repeat themselves. Out of all the stories I read, there were 2 really great ones (the Mountains and....erm.....maybe the Color?.....but some of them were REALLY boring. There was another one with a...
  39. Slaanesh69

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Right! RIGHT? It was the FIRST THING I THOUGHT! Also, that face squash scene was probably the best in the movie, how could it be removed lol. One final point - That Best of the Worst gave me hope that the Boyz are returning to pre-Covid form - they have been really dragging ass for the last...
  40. Slaanesh69

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics