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  1. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 7 ~Welcome to Reality~

    Ha HA, I think my system works. #4 a winnar is me.
  2. Hoss

    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    I have no opinion, so i voted yes cause fuck you.
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't even like to include someone's boss when I'm responding to an email that they sent me. I've never had someone email my boss and bitch about me (that I know of), but my butthole clenches up when I see they suddenly include mine even though he's never involved in the conversation. Seems...
  4. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 7 ~Welcome to Reality~

    I think I got a system worked out, lets see if it works. #4
  5. Hoss

    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    You must have forgot the part where he actually said he wanted to upgrade the forum software but someone (draegan probably) told him we would revolt if he tried. I think he even mentioned xenforo.
  6. Hoss

    Any Freemasons here?

    All I know about freemasons is, to be one, ask one. I guess that's what you're doing though.
  7. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I missed whoever was saying only pedos like shaved vag. I think shaved does make it look like a child's nono area, but I wouldn't go so far as to call people who like it pedos. I prefer a bush, that's it. No judgement on what other people like as long as it's another adult.
  8. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Only if you drink it from a girl's asshole. Which, BTW is the correct way to drink it. Don't worry, the alcohol kills all the germs. Sounds like you're one of those dummies who throws away the core and only eats the green parts. What do you cook them in? What you're describing is about...
  9. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I got the ticket this year for 1 cowboy game that we're expecting to be blacked out. Be a real fan and get it for all of yours gravel. OK, full disclosure, I got it for free by threatening to drop directtv for cable. But, if i was in a situation like you, I wouldn't even bat an eye at the...
  10. Hoss

    MTG thread

    He didn't lose a job. He plays there and played with the girl. This might be like him shitting where he pisses if you wanna stick with the defecation analogy.
  11. Hoss

    MTG thread

    Why would he be upset at himself? Was the bitch ugly? Post pics of the girl pls so I can determine if this story is bitching or bragging.
  12. Hoss

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Looked like an 11 to me man. They shouldn't have apologized. Should have said it was supposed to be a 12 for the big 12 or something. And I just want to be on record as saying that last play in the UT CAL game should have been Texas ball on the 20. That's some dumb shit the refs pulled...
  13. Hoss

    Dark Matter

    Dark Matter But First, We Save the Galaxy Season: 2 Episode: 13 Air Date: 2016-09-16 The crew of the Raza works to prevent the destruction of a space station and prevent an all out corporate war. Testing the new software and referencing an episode. Lets see if it's as easy as I...
  14. Hoss

    South Park

    Favorite parts were the balls on the vagina, and JJ fixing the national anthem by saying whatever you do is honoring the flag.
  15. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Not counting the current relationship, about 30 days. They all ended with the girl deciding to stop returning my calls.
  16. Hoss

    Las Vegas

    You think that's bad, order water instead. Costs the same as alcohol.
  17. Hoss

    The Dating Game: Glory Hole Edition - Round 4

    #2, this sucks. now I have to own up and admit which one I was hoping for.
  18. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I thought Green Bay rose out of shittyness into mediocrity during the Majekowski era. But maybe I just think that because I liked saying his name.
  19. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Not that I noticed. If draft position was mentioned before you made this post, I missed it.
  20. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    Romo sat his rookie year. I think he finally played in year 3.
  21. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    The glow is probably tiny light bulbs embedded into the fabric. This isn't hogwarts.
  22. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Got any boudoir pics of hillary you can lend me?
  23. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's so obvious that even an idiot can tell.
  24. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    This would be a pretty good trick for a coach to pull if he needed an extra timeout. It was an epic call. Was that in the main broadcast or one of the homer broadcasts owned by the team?
  25. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I was wondering if you're an idiot or an asshole. Thanks for clearing that up.
  26. Hoss

    How to lose your business in 22 seconds.

    How are either of those relevant? If you're just trying to distract with ad hominens against me, you can do much better.
  27. Hoss

    How to lose your business in 22 seconds.

    It's like you don't even understand what the twin towers represented to the camelfuckers. If yours is truly a majority opinion, the terrorists have won.
  28. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Is it alcoholism if you're drinking because of depression? Sounds like it's the depression at the root of all of this. That's what I would seek help for first.
  29. Hoss

    Your Favorite TV Scenes Of All Time

    Well shit, since you reminded me of B5, Ivonava having sex with the ambassador.
  30. Hoss

    Dark Matter

    Yeah I mean, they are still his prisoners. The only catch is that presumably android is still under orders to level the city. If he plays nice with them, he can probably get them to just go destroy his enemy. But I think we all know he won't do that. That guy might be dead, but the...
  31. Hoss

    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    anyone got a gif of the donald play?
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    There's a fucking picture of a dog being skinned alive even if you don't play the video. There is something to spoil
  33. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    At least spoiler that shit, jackass.
  34. Hoss

    Mario Speedwagon: Our New Sean

    go home zzyzyzyzyyzyyzyzyzyzyyyzyzyzzzyzyzyzyyzyyzyzyzyz, you're drunk. BTW how the fuck did you come up with that name?
  35. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What lists are you talking about mrs g? If you do get serious about someone, make him (or her ... just throwing it out there) register here and post in this thread for our approval. a_skeleton_02, do you cosplay too? You should be in costume too, jump her, then stay in character. If she...
  36. Hoss

    Mario Speedwagon: Our New Sean

    He can probably hold his breath longer than he can resist the temptation to troll. Another option is you can realize this is what you signed up for when you ran for amod and grow thicker skin. The quote worked for me zyzyzyzyzyzyzyzyzzzyy. Maybe you're dumber than me.
  37. Hoss

    Mascots

    This does look pretty good.
  38. Hoss

    College Football 2016-2017 Season

    Is that why the big 12 refs in the replay booth were reviewing every play on the goal line during the UT vs ND game? The announcers were certainly trying to make it look like there was some home cookin going on there.
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    NFL 2016 - <whatever Tony is doing>

    I forgot where I saw it (probably before the game yesterday) but Jerry Jones was giving a tour of his new practice facility and he was crowing about the big window in his office looking out to the practice field where he can 'keep an eye' on them. He specifically said he could watch and make...