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I was at McDonald's yesterday getting a tea and an apple pie and as I was parking I saw this car in the drive thru line roll down its window, throw a plastic cup out onto the ground, and roll back up. It rustled me up something fierce. I walked down the line of cars, spotted the car that did the...

I remember once in grade school we were assigned to make crosswords for a partner to work on vocabulary or spelling or something. I did that to my partner. The entire thing was filled with misspellings of the vocab words. He actually went to the teacher the next day and complained that the words...

I queued right after and there was an Elise on the other team that I thought was Lumie is what I was trying to say. Really growing to hate S4 vision changes. Not only do people not buy wards but people don't even use their trinkets. At upper plat/lower diamond I have to tell people every...

HE SUPER CARRIED DO NOT DOUBT HIM In other news I have officially had enough Leona and am now going to make it a point to never, ever allow her into a game again if I can possibly help it. Doran's Shield Leona in conjunction with the increased gold and improved defensive masteries isabsurd.It...

So you think maybe you can grind to diamond? BEHOLD THE DIAMOND DOORMASTER LUMIE Pretty sure he's on the other side of my current queue as Elise and is going to carry again.

I've never been fucked on eBay (cross my heart) but don't ship anything out of the country. The Jyhad stuff doesn't really have any value. I would have thrown all my stuff out rather than list it but I figured that I'd rather someone play with them than have them end up in a land fill.

I know it's Blizzard but that's a absolutely ridiculous timetable. By CCG standards theyalreadyshould have added more cards.

Back to back support Heimer wins to secure Plat 2. Truly this is a golden age that will never end.

As someone who used to really like support this Doran's Shield Thresh/Leona shit has got to fucking stop.

What I thought they should do is have a scaling system for maximum time. You get X seconds per turn and if you go to max or close to max you get X - Y seconds the turn after and so on and so forth. If you play faster on following turns it refreshes and if you keep playing like molasses your...

Pretzels and beer are American. I don't know what that third thing is.

Despite starting 1-9 the League system has been chain feeding me points and skipping me divisions. Went from Gold 5 to 3 to 1 to Plat 5 to Plat 3 with 31 LP earned each game and now I'm already basically done with the season. Trying to grind my way to diamond this early in the season when it is...

There's no shame in dodging.

Pay for a funeral? Neither of my parents are getting one of those and I've left explicit instructions to not receive one should I suffer an untimely demise. Hopefully all of their siblings will croak before they do because otherwise it's going to be pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, she's not...

Top Nunu was doing that before it was cool.

Every game I play I hope the enemy uses their first ban on either Lee Sin, Elise, Vi, or Kha'Zix so I can use my bans on the rest.

I was pretty sure I was going to lose Plat the same day I got it but I finally managed to win a game. I don't have a problem at all with people being able to fall out of tiers with this season but I think it's unnecessary to require players to do another best of five to get back to where they...

Original card. Do not steal.

Hand. Another person's hand. Not deck. Hand.

Magic Online is a gigantic festering pile of monkey sweat and I say that as someone who only plays Magic Online. A pack of digital cards costs 100% of retail. That is 3.99 for fifteen cards. If you want to play in a draft you have to buy 3 packs and pay at least two additional dollars. If you...

Alright, I'm done for the season. I'd like my Victorious Whoever skin please.

Alright, who is that crazy little bitch getting oil sprayed on her.

The culture is also different. Last week when I was at ye old local game store people were talking about how mono black was the best deck in the format and a few people were running it at the PTQ that weekend and what to do about the mirror match and so on and so forth. If that was Hearthstone...

Where I always ran in to trouble was the range on his stun. It's less than Taric's and even less than Pantheon's. Actually getting to use it the way you want to use it is difficult. Also with supports you want to have some big things you are bringing to the table and one low range single...

She's great in Dominion. Play her on Dominion.

Can you use the shovel?

I'd think Poppy could be playable in situations versus other melee supports. Start Doran's Shield, build a Targon's, and when the enemy gets all up in your grill smash them into a wall.

I loved Ziggs support until he's been added to the perma ban list. Won a game with him today even. Bot lane is just not prepared for his level of harass.

Gah, I misread this as Red Son for some reason and got all giddy. Now I'm sad.

There's that retarded (and wrong) win-oriented bullshit again.

I've said this before but you aresuperhuman.

Are you done editing this post now? Can I respond? Alright then. Have you confused your advice and my advice? Your advice was to be selfish at champ select and to pick mid and jungle to impact other lanes. That is some of the most useless, overstated shit that you could hand out. Oh, and...

I find you to be a difficult person to ever agree with.

I think that overall the trinkets have lead to inferior play. Most everyone buys the ward trinket and then never takes advantage of the upgrades or the option to swap them out. The existence of that ward also almost guarantees no additional ward purchases. New mechanics like pinks lasting...

I'm sure you are doing tons and tons of things wrong. Everyone does!

Just try to be less concerned about whether or not you won a particular game and more concerned about things like playing well, improving, and having a good time. As long as you are still playing a role you want to play there isn't anything wrong with filling. If you are filling into something...

If you need armor, Randuins. If you need MR, Spirit Visage. On fringe cases (tied to needing to be able to defend vs or engage in split pushing) Last Whisper.

The reset is another example of just how disconnected the League system is from MMR. It was dumb on the transition from S2 to S3 and it's still dumb. No one can get placed in Diamond. It just can't happen. No matter your prior rating, no matter if you go 10-0, you'll get placed in Plat 1. That...

It is fuckingimpossibleto go 0/10. It's impossible.