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For most of us, who probably spent ~$499 on our video cards alone... I'm glad our PCs can run the bad ports of these games we'll get. It's the same thing we say every year - if they port the games to PC, there's no point in having the console, but if they don't port the games, the handful of...

Sigh, we had gone so far without fake team speak....

I hope to god MS and EA talking about online personalities is just them not having anything new to talk about it, and not what all the fucking press conferences will devolve into.

You are aware MS may not put out another 1st party game on a disc beyond Forza this year, right? Maybe Crackdown, but they don't have much else. And you can always throw more horsepower at car graphics without getting into uncanny valley territory.

There will never be another good console name, will there?

1) I'm kind of shocked the Jets realize the season is already over this early into the (pre-)season. 2) I assumed, and I assumed everyone else assumed, that unless the Patriots suffer numerous key injuries, they would waltz into the Super Bowl fucking yet again. But seeing analysis (napkin...

I had no idea the dude was from Green Bay (cue everything really does suck from Green Bay, Bears-fans). I had no idea the dude was already 51 - he was ~38ish when his first movie came out. (I mean, there are guys like Jan de Bont who was 51 when Speed came out, but that seems old by modern...

Honestly, given what we've heard about the show, that doesn't look bad! It also doesn't look like anything I will ever pay for. And yes, none of us give a shit about yet another prequel.

Yeah, at least the Nightfallen campaign quests had some real meat to them. But this crap? Give me 100 doohickeys. Kill 100 demons. Do 12?20? WQs. How about get the fuck out. But if you do all of them, we'll give you another mount you won't use while you're waiting for how many months for...

There's a reason for that, which I wish the show hadn't stepped on by keeping the cabbie's ID from the book. And I too was hoping Zorya Polunochnaya would go topless, to see how much was her and how much was costuming. You know, for science.

All the 'stars' are 'leaving' the show because the only way they could make it cheap enough to keep on the air was by firing everyone. And speaking of cheap, that's the entire reason you're getting another season of SHIELD. It costs less in the long run to add one more 13 episode order of...

To be clear, that is the gayest the book ever got. Although if you think it's slow now, just wait until Shadow is chilling out in Northern Wisconsin for two or three episodes. Hell, I'll put it this way: while I liked AG, I only read it once. Anansi Boys I've gone through three times.

Like I said, I'm not sure performance like this at EA gets another single player entry anytime soon, if ever. I was going to say that the only surprising thing about this is it seems to rule out DLC, but were any DLC plans ever announced? That alone suggests EA knew this was a debacle months...

I'd have to think that episode was utterly incomprehensible to anyone not familiar with the book. Speaking of which, it's been a long time since I read the book, but doesn't one of the Vikings get hung in the book intro? Not connecting those dots in the TV version just turns the ending into an...

Its almost as if in an era when anyone can get scores near instantly on their phones, and most sports have their own networks, the only people that add any value at ESPN are talking heads making inflammatory/moronic statements that draw ratings. Weird. Or in other words, cable sports are now...

So Osweiler is the Browns starting QB then? That should be fun for him. And I guess the Packers have given up on pretending they can do anything this year other than draft mid-tier CBs en masse and hope things work out (or whenever this pick gets traded to)? Great..

And the worst possible scenario here is that the Writers' Guild goes out on strike and CBS is desperate for material and puts this largely already written show on broadcast, it's a steaming pile of Homeboys from Outer Space, and everyone thinks "Lolz, a Star Trek TV show" for 20 years. Speaking...

If you say one goddamn thing bad about Awake I'll reach through the internet and kill you myself. Not one mention the main character (the black gal they killed off on The Walking Dead) is named Michael? Trans(gender)Porter accident or very special series?

As some one whose comic heyday in the 80s/90s rotated around the Avengers-verse (I can tell you off the top of my head that Issue 298's cover was "Edwin Jarvis - the last avenger!", Which had him hitting a robot with an umbrella), I can assure you they always sucked. The weirder thing is how...

I heard the server farm had a power outage, so they downed the servers cleanly before the backup power ran out. I suspect Blizzard won't/can't care enough on a Holiday to "fix" the Broken shore buildings, and will probably let them stay up until the Tuesday downtime.

1) Isn't Odin confirmed dead by the end of Thor 2? She could always have been that powerful, just not powerful enough to handle Odin + the rest of Asgard. 2) Not a Thor lore guy, but didn't Loki swap out a fake hammer at some point? Could see Thor tracks Loki down with Strange in intro, brief...

Christ almighty, how could I forget, the correct answer is: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly (technically a "sequel" to A Fistful of Dollars & For a Few Dollars More.)

The correct answer is Army of Darkness. Common people would go with Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Depending on how strictly you define it, Logan would qualify.

I assume most people knew Distuptor was best in the long run, they just went with Mage Tower first because Flying Rep was a one time thing (before they knew how moronically invasions were designed) and they though the artifact skin was a one time thing (and thought it was something the LFR crowd...

That wasn't as bad as Ep. 6, but I should have known that once they humanized the interrorgator, nothing was going to be resolved. The Equinox didn't work for me either.

Yeah, I did some WQs on my ret, and they borked the z-axis on Divine Storm for sure - if I was on an incline or the mob was tall, it wouldn't hit (though the 10% aftereffect would). #JustBlizzardThings

On one hand, it is silly that WQs give ever better rewards while being ever more trivial. On the other hand, if WQ loot still matters to you, you don't need it made any harder. And this argument is doubly stupid when Sentinax portals just devolve into spamming as much AE as you can before the...

The summary is that Leagues wouldn't let Vegas allow bets on games that occur there because it would be easier for Vegas/people affiliated with Vegas to fix games that were local. That's a faulty idea for two reasons: 1) In the internet era, fixing a game hardly needs to be done in person, and...

I thought the game ironically goes the other way. You are the colonizing white oppressors invading someone else's land... only to find out no one is native to these planets, so it's all good.

Because it seems increasingly clear that the game was not hitting the minimum performance numbers at the end of development so they nerfed the hell out of the engine, which played havoc with the already created art. Highlights got yanked which led to the drug-fiend eyes, facial data was...

2 was already the complete change from 1. 3 was just 2 again, except the choices didn't matter & the ending was terrible. On the positive side, a lot of people had fun with the MP added and there were at least some inventory options. Edit: As someone who's thought each BW game has been worse...

Count me in the "Anansi Boys is a series I both want to watch more and think would work better as a show" camp.

I've been pretty accepting about the pace, but that was a long haul to learn his father is his father, yellow is SK, and his secret weapon is the love of his sister.

While they haven't conclusively linked Lenny and Yellow, that may just be for practical reasons - the Yellow suit doesn't interact well or doesn't show well on TV for more than a couple seconds. (Seriously, I don't think the suit can even raise its arms.)

It all depends on what the end game is. I'm convinced that TV Legion becomes Comic Legion at the end of the season, with Syd/SK/others dead and living in his head at Clockworks, because: 1) David's power level is already off the charts, and needs a hard nerfing. 2) That Clockworks set is too...

As far as I can tell: Benny was a real person (a heavier white guy) in the real world that did drugs with David. "Lenny" was a real person, with Aubrey Plaza's physical shape, that was at Clockworks, that Syd-in-David's-body wall-telefragged. I'm not sure she was ever called Lenny by name, other...

And The Rainbow Connection was ruined for everyone... Yeah, there's a reason I quoted a FOTC song last week... But if you want to go with old roles, the otherwise abysmal Night at The Museum 3 has both David and Mr Robot in significant parts.

Even with a name like (Shadow) King, that loving cinematography still didn't make me suspect the dog. Bra-fucking-vo.

Total viewers are meaningless and you are bad at interneting for mentioning them. In the 18-49 demo, this is still hovering around a 0.5. That's worse than all the DC shows on The CW, but was tops for cable on Wed. (Sunny got a .35 & The Expanse a .2 for context.) The comic ties and Hawley's...

Because it wasn't built for that platform and Nintendo moronically advertises the Switch as a console, and not the portable with a TV out cable it really is. And yet fanboys still think the Switch will get anything other than Nintendo's own titles, indie digital games, and tiny budget Japanese...