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Ah, there's my "Saint's Row 5" I've been looking for: Agents of Mayhem Official Cinematic Announcement Trailer - YouTube

As someone old enough to buy a ton of games from Sears during The Collapse (seriously, the games sold for $5 but still had a $5 mail-in rebate (the joys of corporate accounting:emoji_nose:, I'm virtually positivethe systemwasn't a "knockoff" - it was an Atari-made 2600 with Sears branding on it. The...

I thought all the Cowboys fans go on and on about how Stephen has locked his senile old man up in the attic and makes all the personnel decisions? Elliott isn't a bad pick, just not sure he's a good one, given what they've spent and how easily you can seem to find guys.

Elliott had better be Adrian Peterson reincarnated to warrant that pick. Then again, the Dallas O-Line should make him look great right off the bat.

I thought as soon as the first movie came out, Vaughn was like "If I make a sequel, I can always say Firth was shot in his bulletproof eyeglasses, not killed, and put him in an advisory role." Which while dumb, works for me - Galahad was so over-competent that the only way they could have...

Err, I am legitimately confused here. I thought the Kaepernick deal was extremely team friendly as is - the 49ers can cut him in any year with no real penalty. So Kaepernick isn't going to sign a multi-year extension with the Broncos just to guarantee _this year's_ 49ers' salary? Does he not...

You've summoned me by mentioning ratings:| Deadline Yeah, you don't look for other work when you think there's much chance your show will live (though it has happened, such as with Damon Wayans Jr. in Happy Endings / New Girl), and thepeople running that networkdefinitely don't give you...

Just so we're clear, the Pro Bowl is such a joke that even thecoachesare now claiming illness to get out of it, as Mike McCarthy of the Packers is backing out on the NFC side. Football is just so violent, and the season is so short (only 16 real games + some portion of a pre-season game) that...

I think it's an apt summary of the season that this Super Bowl is between a team with one of the greatest QBs ever, and the other features Ted Ginn Jr., and I'm heavily leaning for the Ted Ginn Jr. team.

Late to the party but I'm going all Home teams this weekend. Would be nice if the Chiefs could pull out a win, but I just don't see them generating enough points to make it happen.

McFatty is pretty damn uninspiring, but it wasn't his call to bring in all of James Jones to fill in our injuries this year.

At this point I almost hope we pull a Texans and finish the game with 0 points. Would be a nice summary of the season.

Chiefs@ Texans Steelers @Bengals Seahawks@ Vikings Packers @Redskins Exhibition round, most of the real contenders (Cards, Panthers, Patriots, Broncos) play next week.

Actually, 2014 was unfrenzied regular mode Wombat, aka me. We should probably have everyone in a league post what their ESPN/Yahoo/etc. user names are when they join, as clearly no one has any idea who anyone is.

Yeah, I suspect I'll be posting here before you. But to the point: There is no _single_ issue with the Browns. Playing in one of the roughest divisions in football, bad luck/analysis with drafts, nearly zero recent success so they have to overpay for free agents, constantly swapping coaches...

Wisconsin Sports Radio's big subject of last week was "Canthe Packers WinAPlayoff Game?" The consensus was Maybe... if we get the Redskins or Vikings. I'm not so sure anymore. The short answer is, yes, write off another season to injuries. It may not have been as clear as in the...

You mean 20 points (atm) divided between 7 players isn't a good score?

Sigh, I was hoping we had until at least next season before we had to worry about the Vikings winning the division. Protip: Letting your CBs walk means you can't use as many early rounders on OL as you should.

As a generic modern "spy" movie it's about a 7 - nothing exceptionally bad or good about it. As a James Bond movie, this is Star Trek: Into Darkness all over again, a sad rehash that does nothing better (or even as well as) the original movies, with a backstory that's downright ludicrous...

What's weird is in this Friday's Grantland NFL podcast, they still thought they were coming back to work next week. So ESPN didn't bother mentioning it to any minions until they were out the door. (You'd think Barnwell at least would rate better than that.) Anyway, between ESPN and this, and...

I wouldn't count the Seahawks out of this season yet. While the 5th seed seems like a lock to go to whomever gets 2nd place in the NFC South (who saw that coming before the season?), the 6th seed is wide open between the Seahawks, Vikings, and Eagles/Giants(/maybe even Cowboys if Romo gets...

Dude, don't taunt the football gods that way. Even if everyone stays healthy, I say the Pack loses @Broncos, @Vikings, and @Cardinals, the last locking up #1 seed for the Cardinals. And given how the season is going, I wouldn't assume everyone (that isn't already hurt) stays healthy with the...

Please tell me you aren't already dropping into "The Refs Fucked Us!" mode in the first quarter. Because you'll be dead of alcohol poisoning by the end of the game.

I'm not even an internet doctor, but... There are defensive players that rely on grabbing, and there are players that don't. JPP's problem is that (until now) his game has been entirely based on grabbing, and (forget the missing finger!) with that stub of a thumb, I'm not sure he can...

I had the Bills as my AFC* (non-playoff) team I liked to root for for years, until the bottom dropped out. Take their already solid defense and add fucking Rex Ryan and a newbie QB game manager? I'm scared to love again, but yesterday makes me want to eat a god damn snack. *Excited for...

Yeah, this is just a week from hell for me (I start my new job today... but still have to work my old one thru next Saturday as well!) I have set values, just so whoever takes over (if anyone) knows.

AtbestI will be driving on the freeway for at least another hour on my way home at that time. So replace me if you need to.

You can never justify delusional homerism. Cautious optimism is warranted here, and hell, IF Bradford stays healthy (and given the issues in Seattle & Green Bay), they could be in the running for the #1 seed.

It's less optimism than the simple fact that the NFC will have two wildcards. It sure looks like we can rule the North and the South out, and I think nearly everyone would be shocked if the Redskins or 49ers won one. So pick the two healthiest players next year out of Odell Beckham, Carson...

My last ten minutes: "Oh yeah, there was a preseason game tonight, I should see if anyone got hurt. Well, fuckety fuck fuck." 1) Not sure anyone in the NFC North gets to 10 wins. With the South still crap, that Eagles/Giants/Cardinals fight for the wildcards will be fun to watch. 2)...

I saw it a week ago and now literally only remember two things about it: 1) The 'basket lunch' scene was mildly amusing. 2) What is with casting directors not letting people use their natural accents? You've got in Henry Cavill a Brit playing an American, Hammer American/Russian, Vikander...

I think I was down to just a couple of the glider ones in Nagrand, but man will those (and Arch) be easier.

My last ten minutes: "Oh yeah, there was a preseason game at noon, I should see if anyone got hurt. Well, fuck."

You can't legally break a contract that way, but teams generally do release the player, without even going after the prorated portion of the signing bonus the players are legally obligated to return. That said, if all these former 49ers suddenly show up on teams next year, I suspect the...

That depends on how many of these retirements are genuine, and how many are creating such a work environment that people are willing to take a year off to break their contracts. And even then we won't KNOW how many of those retirements were fake, and how many were initially genuine but turned...

Nice to see us getting up to mid-season form. But honestly, in the current Fantasy Football era, doesn't everyone have a rough idea ofeveryteam's likely outcomes this year? Off the top of my head: Packers: Offense should be just fine, defense takes a step back, still win division. Lions...

Again, no one is arguing that preseason should be axed, they just argue it should be condensed down to two games (even if the duration of "Training Camp" stays unchanged). Hell, Preseason Game 4 is widely regarded as almost completely useless (a team might decide between the #4 and #5 WR, and...

I forget, do the keepers have variable prices, or are they "free"?

Raylan movesnearhis ex (so he can actually be a father), but ex marries some other dude.

Like we've been saying since about the day after the Super Bowl (even before they picked up all the Free Agents), the Colts are probably a worse team than the Ravens/Steelers/etc., but far more likely to be in the AFC Championship game because those AFC North teams beat each other up and ruin...