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I bet your mayor is secretly housing illegals. They always do that shit on the down low at first.

On the surface I like that they're making no distinction between in the pocket and out of the pocket .... but I want it to go the other way. Intentional grounding no matter where you are in the backfield. It's sort of a bullshit penalty right now anyway. It's the same as a sack except no one...

I never rejected dating older women. I think childless is the key word in that headline. If they're older and childless there's a reason. Either they were never attractive or they've murdered their own babies.

Try not to shoot them in the head. They need full cross sections of the brain stem and cerebellum for a rabies test.

Fucking astr0 trying to say norton wasn't cool. getthefuckouttaherewiththatshit. No trolling in the grownup section. I used to wear a vest when I was a self conscious fat kid in elementary school.

tassels on jackets are supposed to help the jacket dry faster. Wicks the moisture away where it can be evaporated. I don't know if it's true, but it's a good enough reason for me to add tassels to leather.

You should consider adding the tassels. It looks great.

Not my taxes. That's all california shit. But the answer is something something economic boon. Something something tourist dollars. Something something world class city. Something something hotel/motel tax rate hike.

My philosophy on something like that is ... did I succeed the last time I tried? Yup, then as far as I know, I can still do it.

I guess when you buy the backstage pass, you make sure you sniff everyone's crotch?

Now you've gone and rustled my jimmies because you reminded me of my last accident. Some stupid cunt was racing through the parking lot way too close to the cars, hit my trailer hitch and pushed me into the car next to me. Because I had the truck in gear, it was called my fault. I hadn't even...

Your theory is stupid. I'm fat and I don't post pics.

Yeah, they don't want you to kill yourself while you're still in. Once you leave? They couldn't give a half a fuck. But for now you're still useful so ....

I can't see those pictures. Are they all mangled and missing their faces?

no. Furfags would be suiters. They are not known for being smart.

I'm not going to look it up either. I'm sure the sun dial thing was easy since it's a circle so you just evenly divide it up. I read a long time ago that the original measurements were based on the builder and they didn't worry that my foot was longer than your foot. Anyway, I bet it was...

What did you do to lose 300 lbs broseph? Was it aids? I bet it was aids.

Does anyone know where I can watch the pro bowl stuff? I always thought those competitions were a lot of fun. Best I can find is some of them in individual videos on youtube. None of the streaming sites I have seemed to carry the broadcast.

That sounds a lot more complicated than banging on the ceiling and yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP as loud as you can.

This doesn't work for proposals, but my company has started charging them for the wait time. When we ask for information, we give a need by date and a cost per day beyond that date.