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  1. opiate82

    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Kaep only getting $10.4 mil next season thanks to his shitty season and deescalaters. That is less than "33-38 for 89 yards and 0 TD's" Alex Smith for reference. Plus they can cut him loose at pretty loose any time. Kaep only gets paid like an elite QB if he wins Super Bowls, in which case it...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Canine companions and guide-dogs-for-the-blind are pretty legit. I have never bought into the "emotional support" animals and only ever started seeing them after Paris Hilton and other coked out socialites started getting scrips for them. I am sure there are sometimes legit circumstances for...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    And Fangio will probably have him playing at All Pro levels by next week.
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    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    If TY Hilton can't go, Sammy Watkins or Harry Douglas?
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    Adventures with Corndog: Corndog's Fish Store

    Definitely keep trying to find ways to attract new customers, but if you want to help that bottom line and you think you have a pretty well established clientele, find ways to get them to spend more money when they do come in. Man, I hate Yelp as well. There is a local bar in my town that I love...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I was going to say I hope you guys aren't getting butt-hurt about service dogs or especially service dogs in training. They are supposed to have their capes on but sometimes it is forgotten or plans change and the trainer/owner doesn't have it handy. I know black labs are often...
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    The Beer Thread

    A lot of them go way to heavy on the coffee or chocolate (or both). But when those flavors are in balance with the rest of the beer it can be magical.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I wouldn't. I'm sure youCANbut I know in looking into doing things like a whole chicken or even a turkey it isn't recommended because by the time the dark meat is done the white will be ruined (or vice versa). I don't know much about cooking duck but I wouldn't risk ruining it and souring...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    What girlfriend/future-Mrs-Onoes material girl is going to want to take you to meet her parents with you looking like that?
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    49ers don't let him go for free and Michigan can't exactly offer them draft picks. I suppose they can back a dump truck full of cash into the Levi Stadium parking lot.
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    Parent Thread

    Meh, Grandparents are supposed to spoil their Grandchildren. If it makes your kids happy, and it makes your in-laws happy to do it, I don't see any reason for you to be unhappy about it, unless you don't approve of what they are getting them like for example they get them an Xbox when you have...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    I am by no means an expert. All I know is that for the last year cheese has been at record highs and they said it was a combo of low herds, high feed prices and high demand from China. That combined with the illness driving up pork prices have made the last year really fun to be in the pizza...
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    Parent Thread

    Agreed. Besides some good friends of ours who had a baby ~8 months before ours I had never been around a baby in my life. So far it has all come pretty naturally to me. I read a couple of books and they did help with some things but as my wife put it, there are lots of baby books out there but...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Corn is being subsidized to make ethanol rather than feed, thus making feed more expensive. More expensive feed = more expensive meat. Pork also was decimated by an illness that killed a ton of pigs. Strengthening dollar should curb exports and start driving down prices.
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    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Carolina or Green Bay
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    Parent Thread

    You can sometimes get away with tricking them on the body heat thing by warming up a blanket in the dryer and trying to set them on that. But yeah, during the day my little girl will pretty much fall asleep instantly in my arms if I am standing but the second I either try to set her down or sit...
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    The Rerolled Tits thread

    How dare you post pictures oftitsfrom a non-consenting woman. You are literally the worst person on the internet, I can't believe you would do this to your wife. Now does anyone know where I can find more naked Jennifer Lawrence pics?
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    Pregnancy Thread

    The baby will do a ton of bonding with you more than you with the baby. Don't get me wrong, it will (probably) be love at first sight and what not, but fathers do tend to feel like more bonding is happening when babies are more interactive. When they can start smiling at you and play and stuff...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    If he spends this offseason with a QB coach rather than making commercials and ruffie-ing bitches I think he can bounce back.
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    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Miami is who I had previous to making my bye week move. /highfive
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    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    Oh man, I survived this week and am moving on to my championship. The Baltimore D/ST ended up being my top scorer. I only picked them up because I was on bye last week and just happened to notice they were playing Jacksonville this week. I always say that if you lose because of your D/ST your...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Besides, if you look at the fans who are filling up Jerryworld you could almost argue that the Cowboys are always playing a road game.
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    Parent Thread

    The best one I found that is geared towards fathers wasThe New Father: A Dad's Guide to the First Year. Slightly new-agey at times but doesn't go full-blown hippy on you. For generic books my wife likedBaby 411.She also has said thatThe Happiest Baby on the Blockis highly recommended on all...
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    The Beer Thread

    So a bunch of Green Flash has been showing up at my local store. Got the discovery pack which included West Coast IPA, Double Stout, and Hop Head Red (all imperials). All excellent. Also it was only $16 which works out to be the equivalent of just under $4 for a bomber. Considering their bombers...
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    Fantasy Football 2014 Advice Thread!

    I am up 3, I have Jimmy Graham my Dad has Forte. Spot in the championship is on the line (ppr). So I'm thinking of putting a bounty on Forte, the Saints still do that right?
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    NFL admitted the roughing the passer call in the Niners/Hawks game was wrong. What irritates me is Hochuli tried to defend the call saying that the "hairline of the helmet made contact with Wilson." If you watch the replay Hochuli's view of what part of the helmet possibly hit Wilson is complete...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Yup. Officiating this year especially has really made games less enjoyable to watch. And I don't think it is shitty refs, it is the way they are being told to call games and the bloated rule book. Making everything reviewable would go a ways to helping.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Every book I have read on the subject has stated there is a lot of very important bonding happening in those first 3 months especially. It might not seem like a whole lot to you, but it is a lot different for a newborn. Helping Mom out is also very important. A lot don't. But you at least have 9...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I think that time off is key for bonding with the baby and every dad should be taking up to the full 3 months FMLA grants you.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So apparently the chick who owns grumpy cat has made $100 million dollars (or $2 million dollars) off that cat. It's not the fact that she has made that much money that rustles my jimmies, it is the fact that it is that easy to make $100 million dollars (or $2 million dollars) and I haven't...
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    Next time that super awkward domestic violence commercial where they don't say anything comes on, watch it as if the guys sitting there had just farted.
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    Gardening

    I don't see any issues with you growing any of the stuff you listed up here in the PNW. Some of those things really excel up here. I don't know when you would plant in Ohio but for up here generally it is a couple weeks later than what the packages recommend. Can't really be guaranteed to be...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Don't use hot water. The thermal shock can crack your windshield. My wife works nights at the hospital and her window is generally frozen over and in a darkish parking lot she doesn't want to be standing outside scraping a window so she just buys those cans of deicer. That shit works well but...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I'm 3 months into already having my kid and it doesn't feel real yet.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Nope, not yet. They will generally be able to (try to) tell you at your anatomy scan which will probably be scheduled around the 20 week mark. You should be able to see some limbs and stuff though.
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    NFL 2014 - 2015 Season Thread

    This. So much this. And maybe I just had blinders on because I was so excited to seeANYsort of deep pass being thrown at all after the Alex Smith era, but I always thought the deep ball was one of the strengths of Kaep's game. So far this season it seems like he is just lofting 50/50 balls up...
  37. opiate82

    Pregnancy Thread

    My wife was also very anxious, not nearly what you are describing with your wife, but every twinge/pain/little bit of blood was cause of borderline panic. Having a doppler helped with that a lot, but the one word of caution since your wife has such anxiety issues is that it can sometimes be...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Not yet. I will be using the smoker in the near future but will have little use for the grill option.
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    My initial reaction to the news that Pablo was gone was 'I wonder how many SF fans are in their closet staring at their giant panda heads thinking "now what?". So even though he was a big part of multiple championship runs, that is about how much I'll miss him.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    So I promised I'd report back on my beer-brined turkey and new infrared roaster. The beer brine worked out great. I let it brine for two days then pulled it out and left it uncovered for 1 day.Recipe here. The roaster worked better than advertised. The instructions said about 10 minutes per...