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  1. opiate82

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This should help.Liberator Fascinator Throe - Sex Blanket, Waterproof Female Ejaculation Sheets
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    Las Vegas

    I was part of a great bachelor party at Palomino, which claims to be the only full nude/full bar strip club on the strip. I have also been to the Spearmint Rhino but wasn't as fun because all the strippers were like pushy used car salesmen. But the inside is very nice and the talent was very...
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    We need to invent PBR? So we can figure out who the blue ribbon punters are?
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    Bicycling

    The first time I did the Seattle to Portland ride (which is basically back to back centuries) I had a total of 4 miles of road-bike training under my belt. Granted, I was mountain biking a lot at the time. By the time I finished did I wish I had trained more, absolutely. But I made it and did it...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    It's actually not technically sous vide, or maybe it is I dunno, but a camping hack that I use a lot is I bring all the omelette makings pre-prepped (or scramble, or whatever you want to call it), have everyone in camp get a ziplock and put eggs and whatever fixings they want into their ziplock...
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    The thermal mass is small enough in a crock pot where temperature striation is at a minimum and not impactful to the process. On a larger scale circulation is necessary.
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    The Galactic Cap Condom: Do you trust it?

    Ummmm... the whole video starts out talking about HIV prevention... *edit: Not saying the thing is good at STI prevention, just saying that they are in fact advertising or at least implying there is an STI prevention aspect of it.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Yeah, it might take sous-vide "longer" but my active cook time is less than yours on a sous-vide steak. 60 seconds to vacuum seal and put it in the crock pot. Then another 60 seconds to sear it. That does look pretty tasty though. Now do the same thing with a 3" thick ribeye. Also here is...
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Kluwe for a cause is awesome. Kluwe for himself (which is how he is coming across now) is just... I don't know, douchey.
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    Gravy's Cooking Thread

    Don't forget the numerous animals who are also brutally killed in the harvesting of their precious fruit and veggie diet.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, I've had a couple of door-to-door salesmen ignore my sign and knock anyways figuring "what are they going to do, call the cops?" They've regretted it each time as before they can get a word in edgewise I've laid into them hard about how my wife works nights and that is why the sign is...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I don't know about all you guys, but in my area if you put a "No Soliciting" sign on your door it is illegal for them to even knock on your door. Might miss out on some girlscout cookies, but worth it to save your woman from herself.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Quick Google-Fu tells me that there are a ton of these door-to-door energy sales scams out there. Be careful and write down everything when you contact whoever it is you need to contact.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is my situation with holidays. I actually love my inlaws. Get along with them great. My wife does have divorced parents so it is two separate families, but I have no issues spending time with either of them. My parents, well they are the parents that all my friends wish they had and when...
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    So I didn't watch it, because I haven't watched an all star game since they decided that "it matters". Did they seriously not do any sort of tribute, mention or anything for Tony Gwynn at the all star game? All while slopping all over Jeter's dick?
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    Home Improvement

    So I have these garden beds that were overgrown with grass/weeds/etc when I bought the house. But there are some awesome rhododendrons, japanese maples and cherry trees in the garden as well. I was thinking of just nuking the entire bed with roundup then putting down some weed clothing then...
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    Smartphones

    Their argument is that, while the standard cell phone ratio is good for media, it isn't good for productivity. They claim if you are working from your mobile (using spreadsheets, reading documents, etc.) that their phone will be much better for that. (Again, their argument, not mine). I guess...
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    The Beer Thread

    No slight on Lagunitas, just trying to hit new places I haven't been this time around, plus Lagunitas is pretty widely available where I live. Making an exception for Russian River because, well it's Russian River.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No it is simple, if you are with a girl and she squirts odds are she is peeing on you. In the rare circumstances she isn't peeing on you, she is jizzing on you. Except maybe Khane's woman who may have a special bladder-like sex organ that spews out magical sex juice, but unfortunately she...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    If she IS ejaculating a non-urine substance, it's cum.
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    Smartphones

    This will turn it around for Blackberry.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    More:6 Myths About Squirting As I said earlier, females can ejaculate a small amount of semen-like substance, but not in the quantities commonly associated with squirting. Squirting = peeing.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I want to know where this bladder-sized organ containing magical sex juice has been hiding. Also, turns out urine isn't nearly as "sterile" as we thought. Study debunks common myth that urine is sterile -- ScienceDaily
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Yeah, it is only a urine test.
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    NFL 2014 Off-Season Thread

    Not till August 9th at the earliest.
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    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    Thanks for the advice, I haven't and won't. But I feel bad for the people who go in not knowing what it is and just hoping for what it could be.
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    Transformers 4: Baylicious

    Problem is, many of us have very fond memories of McDonald's as a kid back in the 80's. They had these delicious hamburgers that came in these cool boxes that had puzzles and games printed on them and of course they came with AWESOME toys. Now it is just a piece of shit burger in a piece of...
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    International Travel for n00bs

    Also I haven't had any issues using my swipe cards in Canada and I go up to Sun Peaks twice a year to vacation. Although they always try to run it like it has a chip at first.
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    International Travel for n00bs

    Also just an FYI, US is moving to chip-&-pin cards with the goal replacing all cards with c&p by the end of 2015.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, women can secrete a small amount of non-urine liquid (which basically is semen w/o the sperm) during sexual stimulation, but in the quantities usually associated with squirting, it's pee.
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    Orphan Black

    Just got done powering through the first two seasons. I too was like "ummm... wtf" when they started talking about the patent stuff, but I think they recovered alright from that snafu by showing how they (Dyad/Topside/whatever) are trying to shape genetic legislation. Kira obviously has...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, squirting is just pee, but it is still cool because it usually means you are doing such a good job pleasuring her that she cannot control her bladderANDshe doesn't even care about it.
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    The Beer Thread

    Yeah, RR mainly does pizza and I wasn't very impressed with it, although I will readily admit I am a pizza snob. Their beer more than makes up for it.
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    Bicycling

    Nice work! That is a huge chunk of time off. It always amazes me how much better I get at biking at the end of the season vs the begining. Like with skiing, I can generally even take a couple of seasons off and pick up right where I left of the previous one. Hitting the hardest trail on the...
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    Home Improvement

    Okay home improvement guru's, I need some advice. I need a shed, bad. My two-car garage is overflowing with stuff as it is and since I'm an avid homebrewer I also have a virtual nano-brewery out there. It is so full you can barely walk around out there right now. I basically need something to...
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    The Beer Thread

    Would love to hit up FSW sometime, but won't be enough time in this trip. Hopefully someday when I do my 2-week West Coast Beer road trip! Anchor and Bear Republic are both good calls. Also I will have a very pregnant wife with me, so any brewpubs with great food would also be helpful
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    The Beer Thread

    So I will be in the Bay Area next week. Other than Russian River, any recommendations for beer hot-spots to check out? I'll probably be staying in Petaluma but will have a car and will spend at least one day in the city. Already did Moylan's and Lagunitas last time I was in the area so I...
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    4th of July

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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Since I decided to never neg anyone again because it is passive-aggressive pussy shit, here is a pic of a dead chick that was stuffed into a suitcase, in direct response to your post.
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    The Beer Thread

    I just drank an entire growler full of 7/04/14 Enjoy By that I bought for $9 by abusing the fuck out of my business owner privileges. Still the best widely available IPA (well technically DIPA) on the market right now imo. Will probably abuse my privileges again tomorrow...