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  1. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    And he slept until 7:30 this morning. He's probably just lulling me into a false sense of security. We'll see. :P
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    Parent Thread

    I shared a little bit of a cookie ice cream sandwich with him today and holy shit I thought he was going to chump my finger off. lol It's so awesome seeing them try something new that they've never had/done before and go apeshit over it.
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    Parent Thread

    Ugh I am terrified of last night repeating tonight. Wish me luck. lol
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    Parent Thread

    Science approves!
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    Parent Thread

    We need proof of just how "voluptuous" she is. For science. It might help with my kids teething issues.
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    Parent Thread

    Man last night I felt terrible for the little guy. He was clearly in pain from his teeth. Screaming at an octave he just doesn't normally hit. He ended up passing out from exhaustion. Was crying hard one second then out cold the next. Teething really does suck.
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    Parent Thread

    Didn't Noodle just call you lazy a page or two ago? Too tired to go back and look. Maybe I've got you mixed up.
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    Health Problems

    Nice, that is great to hear. There's no greater sense of relief than hearing news like like that. It's like finally breathing after mouths of holding your breath. I go every 5 or so months for my ct scans. Small price to pay to keep a good eye in things.
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    Parent Thread

    Hook, line, and sinker. Calm down I wasn't serious. :P
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    Parent Thread

    You would certainly know.
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    Parent Thread

    Hey if they're pounding the door you know they're safe!
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    Parent Thread

    The thing that sucks about these early mornings is I can't really tag her in since she is getting ready to head to work(teacher) and gas to leave by 6. I'm sure it's just a phase but shit man it's brutal. Thank god he's been at least napping good. I can at least get some chill time then.
  13. Woefully Inept

    Parent Thread

    Kids been up since 4:30. 4 motherfucking 30. I think he's doing this shit on purpose just to spite me now.
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    Overwatch

    I love how trying to kill a Reinhardt or Winston takes 30 minutes when you're fighting against them but 5-7 seconds max when I'm playing as them. lol I suck so fucking bad. Where did all the shittier than me players go!?
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    How much do you weigh?

    YUGE bones actually.
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    How much do you weigh?

    5'8" 204 right now. 5 years ago I was 270. I'm confident I'll break the 200 mark but man I've been stuck here for a year now. Surgery and shit doesn't help but I'll get there soon!
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    Overwatch

    If it were that easy with "minimal risk" I doubt so many people here would be bitching about it. Turrets are absurd right now. I really don't know how you can argue they aren't.
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    Stay or go?

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    Service Providers (Internet, TV, Etc)

    We have Charter and there are no caps and the service is generally very good. I have no complaints.
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    Parent Thread

    I am betting on the teething. He's got at least 1 molar coming in now so it's not hard to imagine that's the issue. Getting him to bed at night he settles down much easier after getting a couple teething tablets. They don't seem to help much in the morning however. And as far as teeth go he...
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    Sports Entertainment

    I think a lot of indie matches have that problem. They go hard and fast then have patches of not a goddamn thing.
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    Sports Entertainment

    There's a slow mo sequence featuring these two guys making its rounds and I must have watched it 100 times. I wish I could find it but my Google-Fu is failing me this morning. They make it look so goddamn easy though. The awesome thing about these guys is that they can actually wrestle and...
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    Stay or go?

    I gotta say as a soon to be 38 year old if I weren't married and I was dating there's no way in fuck I'd date anyone under say 32 at this point. I just can't be bothered with "young" shit anymore. Talking to my younger cousin and friend and their dating woe's there's generally far far too much...
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    Parent Thread

    So he woke up crying and fussing at 5 again this morning. Did a quick diaper change and gave him a bottle. As he would drift back to sleep as soon as he'd close his eyes he'd jerk awake and start crying/screaming. There's definitely something going on because when he sleeps till 6:30 or later he...
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    Parent Thread

    Well it took an hour and 45 minutes to get him to bed tonight so we'll see how he does tonight. If he gets up early in the morning I'll try a quick diaper change and a bottle to see if that works. My wife is all well maybe that's just when he gets up now. Man don't give me that crap. He never...
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    Parent Thread

    Back in '94 we had to take drivers ed and pass the test then and only then could we get a driving permit.
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    Overwatch

    That was the night I tagged along as well. We totally destroyed that all Mccree team iirc. Pretty sure that was the game I had 36 kills in. lol
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    Parent Thread

    Yup I've tried a bottle. It doesn't matter. I try to put him back to bed and he screams like I'm Freddy goddamn Krueger trying to kill him in his dreams or some shit. I'm hoping it's just a phase because he WAS sleeping better until a little over a week ago. Damn it I refuse to go to bed early...
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    Parent Thread

    Ok so how the hell do you make your 14 month old sleep past 5am? I don't know wtf the deal is but the past week he's been getting up at 5-530 instead of his 'normal' 630-730. Maybe 5 is fine for some people but that is an ungodly early hour for me. Constantly feeling like a damn zombie right now.
  30. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    Seagull is just on a level I can not comprehend. His Genji (well every hero) is so goddamn sick. I wish I were half as good as he is.
  31. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    mmmmmm poz loads. I always wanted to take a group of poz loads.
  32. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    pffft Widow is all I need. DAT ASS YO!
  33. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    Yeah it helps to hit refresh more often. Several posts were made in between my refreshes. I can't keep up sometimes! I'm getting old.
  34. Woefully Inept

    Overwatch

    uhh what? I was talking about the animation cancelling and I was serious. I suppose I could have quoted it. Next time I'll try to be more clear as to what post I'm referring to.
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    Overwatch

    Wow thank you for posting that video. That's game changing stuff right there.
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    Comic Books

    Yeah that's as fucking retarded as expected. Good job Marvel. I'll stick to their movies.
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    Overwatch

    If I'm in a game and it's apparent it'll be a total shitshow I have no problem eating the XP penalty and leaving games until I find one that is at least half way decent. I just don't have time to be butt raped in a pug.
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    Overwatch

    My biggest problem in this game is that I play far far too aggressive for my skill level. I am just not good enough to go balls deep like I'd like to. lol At least with Zarya I can charge in and pop her shield and generally melt 1 or 2 people before I either escape or die. Although I do tend to...
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    Kung Fury (2015)

    Just imagining how much more ridiculous he's going to make the sequel makes me excited for it.
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    Overwatch

    Really? I did not know that. That is good to know.