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the wife bought me a clutch gaming chair after i said pewdiepies looks nice. She got me the model that comes in massive ogre size. coincidentally i had been sitting on a lopsided , dieing chair i got from office depot. it's a chair i bought a new copy of also from office depot. it had big arms...

My fucking wife literally leaves her phone, keys, and glasses in new places every time . Often all 3 split up. I need to start moving it every time I see it

My wife is cheapskate supreme. So she will say shit like: "We can't afford that!" We can but first I have to force it

oh you can live like a king any other way you want. its just that cars are the most overpriced thing one can buy for utility sake. My wife has a newish truck with extended cab for hauling the kid around in. I'm not gonna have my kid ride around in my cheap truck. at some point I'll need to get...

i saved the most money ever by living by 2 simple principles: 1. i didn't go to college to have fun. i went to some comunity college then translated over to real college. didn't live on campus. didn't participate in campus life. worked the whole time. payed each bill the week i got it. no dept...

My hopes and dreams! :(

Well how does the mom look?

Grave duck!

I'm pretty happy I never removed an old frame. I have normal and prime for all that I have.

It runs via steam link on the cel phone pretty good. At least the eq emulator I run SoD

Some pics of the bird relaxing and being fluffy

Daww. Is that her cute/pitty me expression?

A social media company that parses all other social media that literally grades your virtue based on how often you used keywords

Toilet paper you can mail to politicians after use

It was painted with combustible bullshit. They tried to reproduce the fire in miniature on Mythbusters

Burgered up and women folk asleep. Gaming time!

An on board sound system spouts hatespeach

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Isn't that basically tiktok?

Fires are lower on the Karen scale

Ahh. Hang her then.

what's that story about in real people language?

i think statistically men just get higher sentences than women. when jury see them in court they just have more mercy or something.

Imma check that out when it's done being epic exclusive

I would have liked a " I blocked him a long time ago and would forget about him if other folks stopped bringing him up"

My wife got me a clutch something of other as a surprise. Pewdiepie plugged one on a video and I commented about how it looked pretty good. Meanwhile my old chair was broken. I went to 2 office stores and everything was garbage. And no microfiber. All mesh or leathery. So wife went on the...

I don't really take anyone seriously that only posts on the parachuter schedule. which is to say that when one of them is arguing for some days then vanishes for long stretches just when another hops in, and repeats the cycle. there's always one baitlord.

Didn't read. Was there a hoofshots derail?

Some how swallowing a poop pill sounds grosser than having it jammed in the backhatch

I eat crispex most days, but some times I sneak in some honey nut

Yea my dad is a lifetime bow hunter. I need to get advice from him about what I need to store

Man last night my back yard deer feeder had 6 deer. It made prepper me very happy.

anyone found a source of masks decent for the corona? even if it's not a fast arrival, just having a hard time finding them.

I got a few month supply boxes from patriot supply. They are dutifully waiting in the store room. I intend to get more. We have hurricanes so i wanted to have them for me not having to try to get last minute supplies for the family. A friend is a Mormon I can ask him the rations they keep...

Is it quiet enough to land anywhere but a helicopter pad anyway?

1. ARK: Survival Evolved - 1,616 hrs on record 2. Sid Meier's Civilization V - 1,613 hrs on record 3. Oxygen Not Included - 1,522 hrs on record 4. Warframe - 1,489 hrs on record 5. Sid Meier's Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword - 755 hrs on record (note that i must have played this 3000 hours...

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I don't know what any of this is. I just know some times I get a bell saying I got some latinum, which I presumed was Mexican dollars.

He's just a d&d character