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  1. Alkorin

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    Yes, everything after Aincrad wasn't as good. It's been over for a long time. Get over it. Also, if you think there is incest in SAO, a good percentage of all anime out there likely isn't for you, since "not related by blood" is tossed around as casually as water in a swimming pool in anime...
  2. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    So, Owens and Zayn in one corner, Jericho and Ambrose in another, Cesaro wins the briefcase? Of course, we don't know who the last two are, but I'm gonna guess Miz, Styles, Sheamus, Ziggler and Crews will fight for the last two spots or something equally inane, and we'll end up with Sheamus...
  3. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    I was really hoping it wouldn't go that way. Oh well. It's somewhat embarrassing that Shane-o-Mac gets a bigger pop than either of them, too.
  4. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    He hasn't opened his mouth yet. We'll probably see how they've chosen to bring him back tonight. He'll feud with Reigns, for sure, the big question is whether they'll use his return to bore us with The Authority again.
  5. Alkorin

    Chronicles of Elyria - new mmo

    That reason is called "delivering what your whiny, silver-spoon-fed player base will shell out cash for and removing the things that they find too hard". Invasions were awesome. If this game can deliver half of what it has promised, the wife and I will play for a while. If not, well...
  6. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I'm just guessing that you probably don't provide the same benefits.
  7. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    The record's skipping again. Someone fix that shit, please.
  8. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Hahaha. This is your claim to fame, Johnny. Wear it with pride. Meanwhile, I have no issue whatsoever with the idea that my life isn't as fucked up as yours is, but the fact that you're shoving these threads in someone's face as a badge of accomplishment really does make me chuckle.
  9. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Well, it's not like it's a new thing that Adderall is being abused in every way possible. It's hard to test conclusively for ADD and it's easier to fool/bribe your average doctor into diagnosing it. The doctor can always swear that you seemed to be exhibiting the signs, even if it's a lie. Takes...
  10. Alkorin

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    It's right above the strand of hair. Yes, she has a mouth. You may resume the fap.
  11. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Pics of Capri playing Xbox or no dice.
  12. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Dear Diary, today I complained that people were Interwebbing differently than I wanted them to. It hurt my feels. I think they should only post content that I agree with, or I'll complain in their general direction again. Also, can't wait for the cliffhanger ending of this season of J53's...
  13. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Wow. Talk about an overly inflated sense of self-worth.
  14. Alkorin

    Noodle's Anime Waifu GF spank-bank thread

    Never has the phrase "it's a trap" been more appropriate.
  15. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Surprise twist: J53 is Diazepane's alter ego. When he's "awake", he's a paranoid bastard surrounded by cameras that record him jerking off, against his will and beyond his control. When he's "asleep", he's at a club, banging whores in front of a peanut gallery of strangers and loving every...
  16. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Yep. This, not to mention that he's fighting with Vince McMahon on this. You know, the guy that suspended Titus for 3 months for basically touching his arm? I'd like to suggest it's fairly safe to say that Vince doesn't give a single shit what Ryback thinks or wants.
  17. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Why would it be a PR nightmare? If he doesn't like what he's being paid, he can walk. They don't owe him a thing. It's not like he's working for TNA and he's not being paid on time (or at all). I don't know about you, but if I were going to a show, and the card had Ryback on it, I'd shrug and...
  18. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Not every med works for every person. If that's what his doctor prescribed, and it's legit, he should sue the everliving shit out of them. Then again, if he's in the wrong here, he'll never work again. Meh.
  19. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Looked like he was supposed to dive through above the middle rope to me and he tried to duck it or slide out or something. That, and it seemed that they were kinda close to that side for a whip to the ropes anyway. But, hey, heat of the moment and hindsight and all that.
  20. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Yeah, they've been saying he was fine since before the end of the PPV. The worry (before they heard the results of the hospital tests) was that he might have done more damage than just a simple concussion, which they check for every time a concussion occurs anyway. He's removed from the TV...
  21. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    They have no new ideas. Montreal Screwjob v2. Holy shit, Enzo. Hope this doesn't absolutely kill their momentum, or Enzo's career for that matter. Concussions like that can be the beginning of the end.
  22. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    That's what she said. Also, watching J53ish paint himself as Father/Husband of the Year is more hilarious than anything he's done thus far. Guess what, bro? We don't care how big (or overly expensive) your house is, or how well you think your [wife's] income provides for your kids. The rest...
  23. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    Well, 15 years later, Shane is still hopping around like an idiot. He deserves that much.
  24. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    C'mon. Get new material. Seen this one before and it's about as boring as the ending to your life story here.
  25. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    J49 confirmed best troll ever.
  26. Alkorin

    Parent Thread

    It's nothing. It happens. My dad makes an elephant noise that I used to find hilarious as a kid. He did it for my daughter a couple years back and she burst into tears, every single time. I tried it, and she cried when I did it too. Now she loves it and laughs every time, and even asks me to...
  27. Alkorin

    Parent Thread

    Yeah, there are a lot of shitty doctors out there. I don't think that the sampling of those misdiagnosing autism is any greater than those who would mislead parents in any other way they could, though. Some doctors are truly shitty human beings, though, for sure.
  28. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Yeah, but he's the only one capable of exclusively finding the porn he wants on the internet without having to occasionally bypass something he doesn't care for. The rest of the world has to actively decide to keep on scrolling.
  29. Alkorin

    Parent Thread

    Exactly. A better understanding of the disorder, enabling us to spot it well in advance, does not an epidemic make. The other important takeaway here, in my opinion, is that too many people leave the "spectrum disorder" part out of ASD. It's a spectrum. That means that there are plenty of...
  30. Alkorin

    Parent Thread

    As someone who is likely on the spectrum (as a child, I exhibited much of the same behaviour that my daughter does), and the parent of an autistic child, I have done a great deal of research. I agree with you on one thing only: Many children go through some of these signs and symptoms, and not...
  31. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    15 on the same page or it wasn't 1 session. Get it right.
  32. Alkorin

    Parent Thread

    The fact that you believe that it's medically treatable shows that you need to learn more about autism.
  33. Alkorin

    Parent Thread

    1 year is probably too young to be able to tell anything for sure, but there are warning signs that are observable that early. Simple things like, well, all the things you listed that he doesn't do at this point. Edit: I'm late to the party. I just read your next post. So, yeah, if pointing...
  34. Alkorin

    Sports Entertainment

    And now Wyatt is apparently hurt. Who's gonna push Reigns next? Enzo and Cass need someone to replace Carmella. Hmmm...
  35. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    I had no idea what that was. I'm horrified now that I looked it up.
  36. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Now that you mention it, I KNEW I'd seen that face before. Oh, and hey, request thread title be changed to "J49: Tucking my balls and going home".
  37. Alkorin

    J49: An Erotic Life

    Let's see who walks away from what first: Capri from her drug habit, or J49 from posting here. My money's on Capri.
  38. Alkorin

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    Shit. I think we're actually talking to the guy that did the dialogue for The Division. This is all starting to make so much sense now.
  39. Alkorin

    why aren't the laws protecting me?

    ^ also applies handily to the rest of this entire thread.
  40. Alkorin

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    Don't care what's between his/her legs. Not interested. Can she/he swing a sword, or heal me? Yes? Good. No? GTFO. I'm not playing an RPG to have complex encounters with real life political and/or social issues. I'm playing an RPG to kill things and potentially solve one or two quests that...