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Actually, on second thought, I might be overestimating how much pride he could possibly have left.

I think you're giving him way too much credit. I'm guessing he'll trip over his own undone shoelaces and accidentally discharge his Nerf gun, hurt his little toe and what's left of his pride, and just sit on the ground sobbing until he's committed to a nice padded room.

So this is what happened to Microsoft's twitter bot when they took her offline.

Yeah, it says that, but you never know if he panicked trying to get the thing out and was a bit too forceful. Kids are never cooperative when it comes to trying to help them in a crisis. As with every internet story, people jump on the bandwagon and immediately blame the guy (and the mom, for...

Wouldn't surprise me if he left it in an open area and the kid tried to eat it. Kids put things in their mouths. All. The. Time.

Coffee coming out of my nose right now. Well done.

Takes two sides to make an issue divisive. Most of us are adult enough to pay no attention to the bullshit and just play the game. What I do wish they'd stop doing is trying to bait gamers by introducing this kind of thing into games when it has no business being there. Unless LGBTQ is a big...

Sweet. I have no gold teeth of my own to pull, so, thanks for sharing.

Of course it was being fed to them. I swear I heard JBL's soul die a little every time he said the line. I'm wondering how long it'll take before changes are made to deal with the fans rejecting their top guy. Even Cena didn't get it this badly, this quickly. Reigns went from cheers to boos...

Oh, Jesus. You've got to be kidding me. Keep that shit out of the game.

Absolutely hilarious how JBL kept saying "they cheer people they normally boo, and boo people they normally cheer" on Raw, like he's blaming the locals on Reigns getting no respect at all.

Watching Zayn vs Nakamura again just to wash away the taste of the end of that WM. My only hope left for the Reigns storyline is a heel turn (if he can even capitalize on how much the fans hate him) and Rollins returning as a face.

Yes. You'll catch up quickly. Don't even worry about being behind.

Yes, you're wasting your time. As with pretty much every fantasy movie, suspension of disbelief will be required for this one. Also, in LOTR, we saw a 6 foot something, 100 pound Elf destroy veritable legions of larger/stronger Uruk-hai while sliding on a shield. Enough said.

I find it hilarious that his jimmies are immediately rustled when someone questions that one part of his story, but he glosses over the legion of people talking about how many times per second he can jizz into the same condom. Good times.

Dunno, that looks like a pretty dangerous landing there.

This just underscores what I said above. They must be hurting for talent. Yeah, HHH is one of the greats, but he's one guy and he's not getting any younger.

Fixed that for ya.

Seriously. Back to the hookers and blow. We should probably figure out a dead man's switch for J49. If he doesn't post about his adventures for, say, 72h, we assume the wife has offed him and is in the process of burying him in the back yard, and we send this entire thread to his local...

That's a "shut up and take my money" tease quote. Why you gotta be like that, man?

Nah, they're leaving him with STDs. Clearly they love him more than the wife.

Now they've taken HHH off the sidelines and he's wrestling on Raw. Wow, they're really hurting for talent this badly? It's not that he can't entertain. Of course he can. He's also damn near 50 and wears a suit these days.

You're assuming that he has either. Not a bet that I would make, myself, especially on the latter of the two. J49 has fucked up in pretty much every single way he could and he keeps coming back to beg for more.

"Manage my finances" != "protect my finances". Come on. You don't sign things like pre-nups with an accountant. You go to a lawyer. Same thing here, just post-nup. =p

Lol. Was watching Roadblock earlier and saw a sign in the crowd, "When it Reigns, it Bores". Awesome.

Youlimityour texting with whores. But, oh, hey, family comes first! You're like the gift that keeps on giving. Far be it for me to tell you how to live your life, but wow, man. Wow.

Ladies and gentlemen, dumbassery defined. She's going to let you know about it for the rest of your time together. If you can't take it, time to move along, because acting like this shit is her fault is just... wow.

Really, the only way this could get more ridiculous would be J49 begging his kids for money for his hookers and (their) blow.

Winters suck up here. This winter has been really good to us, except for a couple of really horrible storms, and those kinds of storms were the impetus behind this: 2016 Subaru Legacy 3.6R with pretty much every option I could get on it. I've driven it through one major storm already and...

No idea why he'd put his hands on Vince, on camera (though not live, at least), when he's quasi-in-character. Just no. Vince isn't known for his sense of humour or his forgiving soul. It was a stupid move and he should count himself lucky that he wasn't fired. He'll be lucky to escape being...

Oh, but only because it's Sunday, right? Not because that's who you really should be spending your time with?

Well, so much for that. Haha. Now we just need Rollins to come back, say "okay, I'll take that back now", and turn face so that he can beat the pants off of HHH.

Ambrose vs a heel Reigns would actually be amusing.

And there he is. And the crowd goes craaaaaazy, and by crazy, I mean "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Good god, if that isn't enough to tell them that they might be pushing the wrong guy, I'm not sure how much more obvious it could be.

You'd figure, but apparently not. Not yet, anyway.

And now Miz is on the mic instead of being in the ring? Haha. So dumb. Plus, you just know he'll be eliminated the second he gets in there.

If he'd actually gone through the entire Rumble, though, you'd have everyone bitching about that being too much of a push, though, so you really can't win if you're Reigns here.

Yeah, the whole "Reigns was never eliminated so he can walk back in 30 minutes later" thing is going to suck, but we can all see it coming.

Haha, classic dick move from Owens eliminating Styles, too, yelling "welcome to WWE" as he threw Styles out. That'll probably get him more heat than anything he's done so far in WWE if they play it right.

Wow, that push on Strowman. Kane -and- Big Show, one after another?