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As far as I recall even the bullshit investigation itself said Brady and the Pats were very cooperative. People keep running with the notion they hindered the investigation because they wouldn't allow, what was it, a 4th or 5th interview because the investigators couldn't get it right the...

Option 1: She apologizes to you for doing whatever it is she thinks warranted getting hit. You know she's not just casing your joint or setting you up as a mark. Please note, you don't necessarily have to hit her. It's the spirit of physical violence. Sexual violence is too close to home and...

My problem with all this and why I'm glad the Pats are fighting the NFL and Goodell on it is the NFL is incompetent at this point. Incompetence and power-hungry dick-swinging like Goodell prefers is a bad combo, and doesn't improve the brand. If the Pats really got caught and tried to cover...

Early on plenty of people were saying they didn't like the occult stuff and how mystical it was hinting at. I think we only attribute the occult to what drew people in because it was a part of a show/story that was really well crafted, which is actually what typically draws people in. If...

You'll have to hit her if you're really concerned enough to find out and not willing to just leave it a mystery. Fact.

Official request: Video of you fucking her to death with a popsicle. I mean we know she's going to die of some stabbing-related thing, whether it's a needle, dick or knife. May as well change destiny and make it fun and do it with a popsicle.

Agreed. I hate his game and face almost as much as Tracy McGrady (whose game was better, but face even dopier looking).

Josh Smith happened. I'm just glad Houston didn't cut him after it was suggested in this thread!

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Used to tell my employees at Office Depot (unrelated: shit company) to go kindly let people know we were closing in 15 or so minutes and help them find what they needed. 99.5% of customers were appreciative we let them know and of the personalized help. .5% were worthless assholes who...

I get... bored? Distracted? If I'm just laying there there isn't enough stimulation so my mind starts wandering and I start thinking about really important but irrelevant-to-the-moment kind of things, like why the TMNT song says 'heroes in a half shell' when they've got full fucking turtle...

Yeah, crazy how most players are struggling to keep weight on during the season, yet Lebron starts packing on muscle at will.... Must be all that delicious Cuban food he had on his vacation to Florida?

Hrm, you'd be gaining some begging-to-swallow oral, but what would I be gaining....? Then it was mentioned your wife is almost a midget...... almost.... damn, 1 inch away from having a deal!

Truth. Hard to find 2 or 3 other people I trust around fondue, though. It's amazing how bad people can be at it. And what the fuck is up with all the fondue pots you can buy that are non-stick with metal forks. Bad idea.

Conflicting reports/perspectives. A lot of randoms are running with the notion Brady and the Pats were actively cockblocking the investigation and that is the reason the penalties are justified. But I keep seeing sports writers/networks pointing out that in the actual report it says Brady and...

Which hasn't seemed like something ESPN has given a shit about for a long time. It's been odd to watch such a large and dominant sports presence stoop to pandering and a slew of 'fun' shows. Their produced pieces are still pretty good, but any of the live, interview or discussion related...

The strangest thing happened to me going to a Fondue restaurant. I thought I would like the fried oil style the most. But the broth with veggies really was my favorite! Fucking mushrooms cooked in broth! What's wrong with me?!

That's like saying I should dump her because she likes to cook fish and I'm not a fan of it. I wouldn't say I don't appreciate her. In fact, I appreciate her so much I'm asking if I should buy her a male prostitute who will more appreciate her oral skills! You may be right, though, I could...

One of the terrible systems in the NFL is they over-punish knowing players will appeal and often get the punishment reduced. It's kinda a good will thing to show the NFL is still for the players.

Need some advice. My GF loves giving BJs, but I usually don't enjoy it all that much and wouldn't care if she never did. After really thinking on this thread, I'm wondering, should I buy her a male prostitute?

I hadn't heard there was evidence of under inflated balls for years. All the evidence saying so really changes things for me.

In the context of him saying the Pats would accept any punishment.

Yeah, Pats will probably take the fine and draft picks without a fight, because it would make Kraft look bad to fight it. Brady will definitely appeal the games, though. Could someone smarter than me run-down all the ways the Pats have cheated under Brady/Belichick? I know they've plowed...

Only due to so much cheating! Pretty stiff penalty. Brady should have just knocked Gisele the fuck out, then cooperated when the Commissioner calls him into the office; he'd have gotten less games. And here we all thought the Pats were pros at cheating, but apparently they trusted this...

Yeah right, obvious Cheatriot whiner can't take that whiny Tcheatom Bracheaty is a cheater and Belecheat is the only reason he's good, along with cheating, and all your super bowl wins********!*!!!**!*!!*!* were bullshit. And spygate was a real thing that mattered very much because cheaters...

Didn't read. Too words! Sooo, words! Get a clue. People don't shit out their opinion on a forum just to then have to read something more than a sentence you typed out! Fucking idiot Pats fans!

Give him a break. He heard something said somewhere once!

TNT overdrive shit online is shit. Shit quality. Shit camera angles. Shit interface. Shit. Unless there's something else with regular camera angles that isn't so shit I'm not aware of. Speaking of shit: da bulls.

Next time you make such a huge jump from EQN to "good game," please let it be off a cliff.

Your post was only one sentence! I noticed this. Column and I like noticing things!

Hey, thanks for caring! My feels won't be hurt if you choose to skip my posts or even put me on ignore. But posting just to say you don't like having to read things you don't have to read is kind of pointless, aint it? And if you do choose to ignore my posts (officially or just on your...

Oh, hrm, they didn't suspend that dumb fuck racist, and the league doesn't care their team is juicing, so I got nothing to sympathize with. Hey, good idea, though. They didn't suspend Riley Cooper because the team had already punished him and the League doesn't punish twice. Pats should...

There's a PSI regulated range, so yeah, a rule was broken, or just a regulation, if there's a difference. My guess is there is a difference, or at least in how much the NFL cared until this whole thing went down. For instance, they seem really intent on monitoring player uniforms and will fine...

What's your favorite team, because I'm pretty sure I think Goodell and/or the league has done something idiotic regarding them... so then we can be fan-buddies together and claim everyone else is a retard!

HOLY SHIT YOU SAID SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE OR AGREE WITH YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY BIASED AGAIN MY FAVORITE TEAM OR FOR MY ENEMY AND RETARDED DURR DURR OMG WAAAAH. I'm not a Pats fan. I'm a raiders fan. Do the math on that, fucktard. I don't think it's a conspiracy. It's Goodell dick-wagging any...

Memphis was mugging Warriors all game. Few calls early. A ton of calls late. Not that consistency from NBA refs is ever expected.

If it were only about stats Harden would have won the regular season MVP and not be considered a playoff ghost.