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Besides the fucking awful Arya/Sansa shit... You got the Last boss standing right there, 500 feet away, and you've got his 1 hit kill bane weapon equipped and your strategy is to focus on the low level mobs? You want to lose dragons? Because that's how you lose dragons.

I just wonder how many early hominids/humans fried their eyes before they realized not to look at the evil demon eating the sun. Certainly just as smart as some of these assholes.

So I was showing this 50+ year old woman how to use my viewer: "so just look into this hole and then position this other one to the direction the sun in shining" She immediately looks behind her to see where the sun is and I clasp my hands over her eyes. You didn't fucking learn that shit in...

I had to try to make sure some idiot doesn't blind himself tomorrow.

The glasses I ordered off Amazon for my girlfriend and I turned up yesterday and were not legit. Amazon is refunding me but everywhere around here is sold out. Time to go old school shoe box method.

Pickle Rick was a better episode but this was still fucking solid. I loved how it felt like they were going some place emotional and then pulled out.

That episode definitely took a different turn than I expected. That with the weird people switching in the diner that only Shelley notices a few episodes back makes it apparent that the whole town is being influenced by the lodge instead of just specific people. Edit: In the scene after the guy...

Holy shit.

I forgot how much I fucking love those.

Boy I can't wait for that prick to get his comeuppance by serving less than 30 days and 2 years probation.

I live in Ohio but have an Atlanta phone number and get probably 2-3 404 calls a day so I know to just ignore them. I had a good one a while back where I got a call from a Seattle number. Some guy saying that he's from whatever company that handles my car warranty (had all the info about my...

This has to be one of my favorite scenes in the show so far. Robot Morty gaining consciousness and emotion right before he's destroyed sums this show up so well.

Soooo...lots of hookers outside, huh?

Got my DE mask on my monk and now I'm glad I never have to sit in that cancerous room again. Was great that I ran out of the room for a second after someone tried to wipe us to come back to some low 30's enchanter trying to claim that he's been there for hours. Kept trying to chain charm one of...

The amount of aspies on this server is fucking hilarious. Grouped with an SK/monk/2 druids/2 enchanters. We're all in a new pick pulling everything from exe/Frenzy to hamlord. Guy in OOC starts bitching because we're taking all the camps and tries to train us with trash from BR. We kill them all...

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Was about to ask if that was happening to anyone else. I got a good solid 2 days to push to 50.

It's almost like he doesn't have to worry about a fourth season or box office returns so he's going all out... This is Lynch: Unleashed.

Ted Nugent is such a piece of shit on a whole another level but fuck if his playing ain't just plain ol' mean.

New Twin peaks has me crushing on these dudes. Old western country style.

Just finished episode 4.

Heads up: There are going to be parts of the second season that really drag dick through the dirt but the last couple episodes will make up for it.

I'd say it's required. Lynch isn't really going to hold anyone's hand through a story.

It's just a name

And what a shitty, generic shoot out it was.

Never trust a guy that looks like he's storing nuts for winter

Decided I'm going to roll a Druid. Already requested the days off work.

I'll take this over a new movie any day of the week.

This is fantastic. Peter Stormare fucking killed it.