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I know that's a joke, but I highly doubt it's 15%. 2-3% maybe, but considering the size of sperm cells, the contribution from the testicles is absolutely dwarfed by the contribution from the seminal vesicle. Varies day by day, but there's essentially no difference before and after.

Same.

Might as well just jerk off at that point.

You're saying all of this from the perspective of a guy who gets what he needs though. Remove your steady piece from the equation and you may find things changing fairly quickly once you come to the realization that it's your hand or nothing in your scenario. In that case, the random encounter...

What was the old Carlin line? "A fag was a guy who wouldn't go beat up queers with you?" Something like that.

Out of sight, out of mind, man. Break it off. She ain't coming back to you anyway.

Well, dice ARE dice. The game RNG is better than dice. Dice are biased towards certain sides much more than the game is. Maybe your problem is literally the dice? I dunno. It's also possible you're not doing anything wrong except playing Norse, where the low armor can create real streaks that...

Probably stunty league, but then none of us would have been playing dark elves.

Doesn't sound like me. I still have my teams, don't think I played DE in either season, although I don't remember what I played after the orcs. I can check when I get home.

No Facebook I'm not seeing a problem!

G5 plus is a great phone. No notification light is dumb, but it supposedly flashes the screen every so often to let you know you have something. It also responds well to you picking it up and taking it out of your pocket or something, where it will briefly illuminate the screen to let you...

Oh, I get that, but I have a 5x, not a 6p. And my wife has a 5x, and my buddy with a 5x, we have all had ours replaced (mine twice) with another 5x. And I've moved on from Fi anyway to shittier service, but hey, at least my phone doesn't bootloop on me every time I go to the amusement park or...

I had a 5x, but between my wife and I, we needed 3 replacements in 4 months. Moved on until Google gets their fucking shit together. I am also not interested in the slightest in paying $800 for a phone.

Has it been that way all along? Did you get married knowing that was the case?

Are you sure it's not just the stench of failure?

My wife didn't want to be center of attention. Wedding consisted of me and her, my roommate, her mom and her sister. Total cost for us was under $100 since we just bought silver bands since she can't wear jewelry due to allergies and I can't for work. 18 years.

I got married in a courthouse on a Thursday, in jeans. And we went to a steakhouse afterwards. Fuck silly nonsense rituals.

My kid started a new account last week. Between that one and my alt we pulled 10 times yesterday. Fucking garbage, every single roll. When the best thing you get is a pair of Sherias, there's no point in rolling anymore. 30kmp I guess though.

All of mine have been replaced free of charge from Google with Refurbs. I have Fi, though. They will sit on my desk as backups. They're not worth carrying around anymore.

It's significantly easier. There weren't any real challenge type encounters in there..nothing where you need X trick or you're gonna fail. No heavy binds, only one real board change. If you burst on Sevenzard and bring a delay for the last floor, you're probably fine. I've already finished it...

Trans people in general are mentally ill. Come at me, bro.

Doesn't surprise me at all, as it's something you would learn from your parents behavior. My dad was the only one working until we kids were in high school, my mom never worked a day. My mom handled the finances, and they paid off their house in 18 years, with no real particular hardship along...

You're not wrong, and I won't disagree with you. But, money isn't everything. We'll make more. It's always a more complicated issue when you're in it. It's easy to look at everyone's life from the outside and see what the correct answer is. It is unfortunately far less easy to do when you're...

Lessons learned many years too late! Also, it's pretty easy to hide that shit early on in a relationship. I mean, I suppose I could pull a Tolan and wait until they post their credit score.

No, they buy designer clothes, purses, and shoes that are all exorbitantly priced for what they are. Not to mention in my experience the entire Starbucks chain is 95% supported by women buying $9 cups of whip cream daily. I dated a woman who could go to the mall and spend $4 to 5000 easily...

In most of the country. I had to reign in my wife with an ultimatum. We had tried joint accts, separate accts, everything. Nothing worked. She simply does not consider how much money she/we make vs how much she spends. Everything is a necessity to her. It took many, many years of hammering home...

Women control/cause/whatever 70-85% of household spending. Women just flat out require more money to live - more makeup/skin/hair care products, more clothes, more shoes, more accessories. They are the ultimate consumer. They fall victim to peer pressure more frequently and need to keep up...

Wife's Nexus 5x bootlooped this weekend. That's 3/3 on 5x's in the household now. If you still have a Nexus, you're on borrowed time.

On the contrary - it's probably a defect in yours. On the whole, women are FAR more interested in spending money and the lifestyle it provides. It's rare to find one who isn't.

Yep, probably gonna wake up early morning Monday and drive as far south as we can get before it happens. Should be able to get to Missouri no problem.

Fuck yeah, Cybsled was on my server, Cazic Thule! I remember starting out and thinking that all the high end guilds were so fucking cool and one day I was gonna be like them! Then it turned out they were nothing but a bunch of dudes cybering each other for loot.

Bruce Dickinson, dawg.

Not bad, only 2 years after the game launched and you can almost play all the shit you could in BB1!

Which is funny because lemonade has not once ever quenched my thirst.

I have a samsung activewash top loader. Lemme tell you how awesome this piece of shit is. Lets say you're doing a load of towels or sheets or jeans or something and the washer ends up at the spin cycle unbalanced. It will add water to the drum in an attempt to balance the drum and start the...

What, a guy hits a home run, but he's fat it's not a home run? It's gotta be perfect?

No one kills themselves by hanging these days. He was jerking off, plain and simple. Jerking off, cinched the belt around his neck a little too tight and never woke up. That's what I'm going with. Him and Cornell went the way of the Carradine.

My problem with Pink Floyd is that I don't smoke weed.

We passed 18 years earlier in the year, and I have similar feelings to this post and the one following it. I've definitely made some gigantic mistakes in my life, some I'm still paying for today, but the beautiful thing is that if you're self aware, you're probably harder on yourself for them...

Blue is fine at 25-36x which is only 5-6. You only really need one turn of stellar damage, and I make her pass to me on that tun. Also, it you stack her team for TE she can do a lot better. My team is similar to my DAth team - 2 Hakus, Sima Yi and a bind clear (Isis or Kirin), and her team is...