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  1. Leadsalad

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's still got a fan in it. Dyson is the Apple of the home gadgets world.
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    Desktop Computers

    Got an RMA number from EVGA. So I’ll get to be surprised by what they ship me back.
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    Desktop Computers

    Well, 1070s are $700 these days! Sell sell sell!
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    Desktop Computers

    Looks like I'm in warranty for another 6 months, thanks for the suggestion. Sending an RMA request to EVGA now. I even have the original packing and the receipt (I don't know how I kept this in the box, normally this shit ends up on the floor of my car and then thrown out.) Hello AMD 6950, my...
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    Desktop Computers

    My 980ti just fucking died. The fans just tick but don't spin, no video signal. Swapped the power port on the PSU and re-seated the card, nothing. So now I have no way to replace it until nVidia or whoever release the next gen do I? I casually looked around at prices for 1070s and choked...
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    I Quit My Job

    As someone at an SF company that should have stopped being a start up, our receptionist is a 40+ year old lady who brings in home baked goods (she acts like a mom). And our HR department is... women who aren't attractive. The marketing chicks though, jfc so hot.
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    I Feel Pretty (2018)

    Fuck you for this, fucking fuck.
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    The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

    I’m confused by the Cloverfield tie in. Overall not terrible, they put some decent effort into the station sets. I’ve watched most of the low to mid budget sci if stuff out there like Europa Report and this felt in line with that stuff. Would be neat to see if we managed to solve this...
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    The Cloverfield Paradox (2018)

    Well, he's Irish, so... yes.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yup. Don't move out of the house and contact a lawyer immediately.
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    Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)

    You are fucking terrible at whatever your shtick is these days. Be better, if not for us, at least for yourself.
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    I don't believe you -Ron Burgandy
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    Monster Hunter: World

    Gaaaaaaaayyyy
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    The whole game is lag. What's the point of pretending they can fix anything at all latency related? Great, so my bullet registers on my screen .02sec faster and is still eaten by the server.
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    Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

    Beverly Hills Cop 3 was bad, and you should feel bad.
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    Utnayan Ban Resolution

    I learned in school that makes you blind. Are you saying Russians have unlocked the gene that prevents this side effect?
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    No server fixes? Shocking Anti-cheat team? That's a lie.
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    I Quit My Job

    Poker has loan forgivesness clauses?
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    MTG thread

    That's one good way to mentally burn out by hour 7...
  20. Leadsalad

    Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

    Was Luv crying in that scene because of his treatment of the failure and because she wanted to kill him but couldn't or because she was sad that it was another failure.
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    The netcode is fucking infuriating. Landed somewhere, was looting fine, teammates on the other side of the US weren't. Then we encountered one squad as we moved through a town and it all turned into a rubber banding shitshow. I never even got to fire my weapon as I came around a corner, saw...
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    I Quit My Job

    Trucker dick is low risk? I have a hard time believing that.
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    MTG thread

    Yawg's Will is what pushed LED over the top to insanity.
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    MTG thread

    Fucking joke company.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, some of "young guys" don't make 7 figures, look like Brad Pitt, and actually appeal to women. It's all we've got. But yes, porn does weird things to the brain. But after spending 60 days doing the "no fap" thing I still had 0 desire to interact with women in the current social climate...
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    They've done nothing with the net code in, nearly a year now? They don't care about the Chinese menace that has ruined online communities. Their heads are in hookers' cleavages as far as I can tell.
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    The Predator (2018)

    I bet the state first name is to keep the alien world connection because they too have dump state first names of multiple characters.
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    Twitch.tv

    "Graduated"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Are we converting to Islam yet? We can put our women in bedsheets and only let them out while escorted to prevent all of the accidental dicks slipping into their many orrifices much easier if we did.
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    Star Trek: Discovery

    Can you not? Garak was great.
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    MTG thread

    I wasn't proposing the token have any body text from what it replaced. I just wanted it to be a vampire pirate/merfolk/dinosaur for +1/+1 anthem tribal effects, etc.
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    MTG thread

    Like, why not make it a vampire that kills the opponent's creature then puts a 2/1 vampire token into play that is also a copy of the creature type that got destroyed? Some flavor, somewhere. Fuck.
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    You probably got matched down with their hidden MMR. I won 2/3 my games coming back, then have lost everything since then. Dying to stupid shit like one guy entering a room with 3 people in it and headshot'ing all of us nearly instantly.
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    MTG thread

    Yeah, I saw that 2BB spoiled and went, "Wtf guys." You copied Nekrataal (Visions) - Gatherer - Magic: The Gathering and took away all the downsides in exchange for losing first strike. And put it into an environment full of 1-2 ofs of timmy-esque creatures surrounded by mediocre 1-3 drops...
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    Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

    Wallace had Luv murder the chief of police in her office. I'm sure he has his fingers into everything.
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    Twitch.tv

    And you're wondering why the waifu pillow twitch masses are all excited? I'm definitely calling "knees too sharp" syndrome on you. Or functionally retarded, take your pick, those are your only options.
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    Twitch.tv

    Knees too sharp? (Have you gone outside and seen 90% of the people in the world? They're not attractive)
  38. Leadsalad

    Let's Promote the Warrior Angels Foundation?

    That last veterans non-profit worked out so well in the end.
  39. Leadsalad

    Favorite in game weapons

    OG Doom - single barrel shotgun (yeah, it was replaced pretty quickly but the pump animation is absolutely iconic to me) Marathon - assault rifle / grenade launcher (great sound affects, perfect combo weapon, filling Pfhor with lead just felt right)
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    Mini map says "umada", I'm assuming you are-a?