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It's not called motorboating if you do it with your penis... #justsayin

Well of course.. I mean look at the arcs of every major male character in the story.... Name one male character in the movie who wasn't written like either an idiot, or a blatantly malevolent ass?

We've already done Good Place and Lucifer, but with my wife's propensity for watching MurderTV, er, sorry.. InvestigationID.. I think American Vandal definitely need to be worked into the rotation.

So I was talking with a friend last night... about how the movie seemed awkward with effectively 4 acts. Came up with a solution, which also rectifies the greatest injustice of the movie, AND lops off a solid 25 minutes of run time.

Don't let the overly doom and gloomy around here keep you from seeing it. It's not a bad film. I admit it just let me down a little in some areas, but at the same time they're dealing with a story and characters that are all but personal mythology for me. (ANH was the first movie I consciously...

OK, We now have the dead month of mid season hitting, which is Showhole Jr. Who has some solid recommendations for things people might not have watched yet? In the vein of generic Sitcoms we didn't realize could be this funny my wife and I have been binging SuperStore. Particularly funny...

OK two observations here. I will spoiler both for the sandy-vag crowd.... and an observation I don't know if I'm wrong or not about...

My company had an event for our customers to watch this. Just got back. I'd give it around a 5/10. Lots of the same complaints others here have but the overall ones... WAY TOO MUCH forced comedy. A joke here or there where it fits is great.. that whole bit with Poe at the beginning made...

OK, let me clarify a few points for you... First, I didn't even know they put things that large up there until they pulled them out (Wasn't that also the name of Trex's sex tape?). It just felt hypercongested for a couple weeks while shit healed up. Kinda like a perpetual sinus pressure...

Those were plugs they put into your nose when they have to do reconstruction/repair and need something to hold your septum and nasal cavity in shape while shit heals. I had to have a ton of scar tissue removed a few years back and went through this exact thing... And my reaction to how it felt...

I like the mid season ending/twist.

A goofy and inconsistent (someone in continuity needs to be hired.. then immediately fired to make a point) as the crossover was... I can't argue with this assessment. I'm also let down they're apparently parting ways with Firestorm, hope it's a temporary thing. Such as the formula which was...

Wait.. you guys don't recognize the person in the pics? heh

Yeah, that concerns me greatly. Unless they realized it was, at best, a two season show and didn't think they could do the final season justice and don't want to be attached to a dumpster fire?

Just finished watching the premier and I am getting the sneaking suspicion they might be getting ready to end this show. Not to mention the story so far just isn't pulling me in at all.

Yeah, I think the cat was just there to screw with us... which is pretty much in line with a lot of the undertones they hide in the show. heh

I think the problem right now is with the performance of JL chances are slipping of a Flashpoint movie getting done. I do agree I could have gone more for him as Impulse than Barry....

Go back a little further, she was Adam's first girlfriend on the Goldbergs. And apparently "The Gifted" is referring to the rack she she has sprouted since then....

I have to chime in here and agree that Luke Cage would have been exponentially better IMHO if they had skipped "Oh, but now ANOTHER big bad comes onto the scene" and just had a shorter season. As for Punisher, about half way through and every episode is a winner in my opinion so far. Back to...

Lest we not forget...

OK, saw this tonight with my wife and some friends of ours.... here we go. Things to agree with the general sentiments about: Steppenwolf was just a boring CGI mess as the main villain... Superman was just.. not right in this film... dialogue, pacing, everything... Better than BvS, worse than...

Yes, if they have gotten two things right this season it's been... A) Get the old , more enjoyable, team back together for the most part... B) Ralph F*ing Dibny. Someone in casting deserves their yearly bonus on that hire alone. And it's always good to have him around if you're going to do a...

I have a running theory/bet....

When seeing the opening fight scene in the movie I was with my gaming group and one of my friend leans over just enough to say "I knew he was a pally!"

Saw this last night with the Mrs. and my gaming group. Synopsis of my review of the movie? It has earned Marvel Studios forgiveness for AoU. Personally I think I enjoyed it more than any of the other MCU movies so far (just edging out IM1 for me, which my wife considers sacrilege since she...

Possibly some other angel using the name Michael as a cover. It's a working theory... I will be supremely let down if he's A) The Sinnerman, B) God.

So far this show has devolved for the lovely Mrs Haus and I to the point of "we'll watch the episode before the season cross over, and the cross over" territory.

This is the theory my wife and I are running with right now.

I'm mixed on this season so far. I do like that they're keeping things lighthearted (seems they got the memo that Arrow covers the overly dramatic crap just fine). But the level to which they're playing the "let's just reassemble the original team" angle is wearing on me some. Which is hard...

If so then was the George Lopez show then Hispanic black face, since he likewise made fun of Hispanic culture? That argument makes no sense as if they were negatively portraying geek/nerd culture to the degree blackface denigrates African American culture then the 3 of the 4 main male...

One thing i still don't get. Maybe the immense group wisdom of this board can answer it. Why on God's Green Earth is Big Bang Theory so divisive? It's a 30 minute sitcom. Yet for some reason there's this seemingly unmitigated bile in certain aspects of the world for anybody who DARES think...

I have one real issue with the finale, specifically with clone Beth. Obviously to make her happy to take great care of the kids and all that he was going to have to make some personality tweaks/modifications to the brain in the clone. If he was doing that why would he leave the memory of the...

You go to your doctor because you have a pain in your lower back and the first part of her detailed diagnoses of the root cause starts with her repeating your age back to you....

The article on his death said it was "Natural Causes".. It warms my heart because deep down I know that means "Triplets" now.

Well, I will admit that I still have some bitterness at SyFy for.. A) Rebranding to "SyFy" in the first place... B) What they did to the Dresden Files. heh But the overall picture shows on overarching thing. Syfy is down almost across the board year over year on their shows. Which makes me...

oh no no no... Expanse is one of the very few shows the wife and I always watch within 48 hours of airtime. Killjoys is on our possible list. Maybe after season 1 of this, then Killjoys for a while.

My inspiration for today...

So since the wife and I are in the showhole we decided to give this a go. I've avoided reading the first of this thread to avoid possible spoilers as we're around 3/4 of the way through season one... So far her take on it which I pretty much agree with is... I'm enjoying it, but it doesn't...

Also there's no indication that his guns in the show are or the same make/origin as the ones in the comics as he was just a guy trapped in his own personal hell.