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I used to tear it up with Ryze top. Did he get nerfed in the few months I was dead?

I was disappointed enough in the first Pacific Rim that the only way i'm watching part 2 is if they rename it Pacific Rimjob 2 and have a special theater with employees tongueing buttholes of people while they view the film.

Solution to all problems: Build a massive wall around the entire US continent Age of Empires style. We can pick up cheap labor for the construction at local Home Depots nationwide.

Lol wut?

She's bad! Everybody agrees with me! NO, I will not provide any evidence other than repeatedly bragging about how i'm a part of the casting clique and we all concur she's bad while claiming I don't want to namedrop after already namedropping a bunch of nobodies!

Who the fuck was sweet prince empire? Nevermind, I don't care after all.

Hi kettle, how's pot?

Don't post my pic without consent any more or I report you.

Kuriin, what happens if 2 bottoms hit it off at a gay bar? A guy I work with gave me one answer and i'm curious how similar your answer will be to his.

Distributing is some commy/socialist shit anyways. Freedom says you didn't forget anything important.

I have no idea what that means.

Are you not concerned about the impact your desperate cries for attention will have on your children? Inb4 they're in the custody of one state or another in the next couple years.

I think this is what you meant.

It still upsets me that Soybro has never asked me to hang out considering we're almost neighbors.

Tanoomba probably has the biggest asshole since he seems like he's the bottom in his claimed relationship.

Pretty sure that even when kids are tried as adults they don't immediately go to DDTSP (Don't Drop The Soap Prison) and instead spend a few years in a juvenile facility until they are older at which point they go to DDTSP. The only thing trying them as adults really means is that they don't get...

V and U are nowhere near each other on the keyboard. Exactly how fat are your fingers, fatty?

Losing my Zombie username because a couple fucks who have never been in any of the threads i've been in got all butthurt about me coming back.

Eh, i've used the same throwaway hotmail account since before 2002. As for making an alt account to get my password fixed on this account, I thought about joining the rerolled chat on LoL or Dota2 and asking someone to get the word but then I fell short in the caring department. Smoke that...

You should probably talk to a therapist if your emotions are controlled by whether or not some guy on a message board can prove to you that he blew his computer up while cooking meth. Would it make all you retards feel better if I said I was gone because I forgot my password and the answer to...

No, that's Kuriin.

It blew up... way to rub salt in the wound, man.

I wonder if anybody would get upset if someone decided to name a sports team "The city/state/region Crackers/Honkeys".

Haha bitches, at least one person on the board thinks I have a brain. #Winning

Will the NSA still watch if I poop? I get stage fright but I feel like i'm about to explode if I don't drop a load sometime in the next week or two...

Why would the world end if North Korea declared war on the US? That's like a 42lb kid threatening to punch "insert badass here".

I think it was the penicillin not the garlic. I was not in jail. My computer was a casualty of me thinking I could successfully cook my own meth to save some money. Maybe it was the garlic.

Wat the fuck.

Fuckin' bums begging for free nets (whether + or -) get the fuck out. That shit is meant to be EARNED.

So are they basically saying terrorists can take a game engine and mod it into a combat simulator that has nothing at all to do with the game (like all the simulators the US military/government use)?

Grey Goose is probably the worst Vodka i've ever had the displeasure of drinking.

Dude looks like his skin is the only thing left keeping his head from rolling around like a bowling ball in that Nelmark gif...

Well, she IS a woman after all...

I didn't know who he was talking about at first either.