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I tried to explain this many months ago, and no one understood what I was saying then, but uhh, yeah, your priorities definitely do change when you"re married with kids. You think you"re pretty happy living the single life, going out with your buddies, whatever, and then your soulmate comes...

She"s either got you friend zoned, or the dude she"s with ain"t turning her crank and wants something new before she dumps him. Either way, we went over this a few pages ago. Try to keep up.

Not necessarily. I may have told this story before, but my best friend from childhood lived down the block from me. We went through all 13 years of school together, had a pretty good bond. Shortly after my wife and I started dating he made a move on her and said she should be with him instead...

Ah crap, Erronius fucked up my edit train. But he nailed the point I wanted to expand on that you getting pissed off at her giving you hints that she "Knows you"d never do on your own" isn"t good for you, and makes you the bitch here. How would you feel if you told her "Hey, no teeth on the...

Well well well. Dabamf looking for advice from the married guys. I shall mark this day on my calendar! The ball is kinda in your court on this one. What she"s telling you is that she would desire more from you in this department. She doesn"t feel you"re doing enough on your own that makes her...

Like, all of them. Seriously, if the wife and I have a fight before I leave for work or something over something retarded and trivial, by the end of the day, she"s seriously got it worked out in her head that we"re getting divorced and she should pack her shit and leave. All it takes is 12...

Also take into consideration that shit breaks/needs improvements in a house. You"ve gotta come up with some plan for that, or you"ll be arguing about whether you really NEED a new dishwasher or not too. I mean, it"s pretty possible that like the deck falls off the house and one of you is like...

There are a few guys I think I could make that work with -- the number is very small though. I"ll tell you what though, that whole thing goes to shit the minute one of you wants to get a family going...which may or may not be convenient for the other.

I"m really glad we had this discussion guys, and I gotta thank Lithose for being as determined as he was about this subject. This conversation is gonna people, I"ve got a pretty good feeling about this. Alpha males? My wife"s "gay" friend changes completely when he"s around me. Obviously, I...

You in law school or something? Because you"ve been told you"re totally wrong a couple of times now by several people and you just lawyered the shit outta this topic. It"s fine man, it"s okay to be wrong. It"s okay to not understand the complex being that is a woman. You don"t gotta go all crazy...

That"s also called dating, FYI. /brofist Edit : to expand briefly on this -- I met my wife online in on an AOL messageboard way the fuck back in the day, she was dating one of the guys on there casually. When they broke it off, I asked her if she wanted to meet up because my roomie and...

Jesus christ you"re a retard. Here, lemme try to explain this to you again. Here"s your original quote. And here"s why you"re wrong. She thinks he"s attractive. She still shot him down. Why? BECAUSE HE"S ON THE FRIEND LADDER. She has zero interest in fucking him. She likes to hang out with him...

Sounds like someone hasn"t been paying attention to the romantic failures of this thread and most of the male populace. Whatever guys. Just keep on keeping on. Do your thing, always assume your bitch is cheating on you, and keep on making friends with chicks hoping that one day you"ll get...

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Complete bullshit. That"s not how the friend zone works.The Ladder Theoryis dead on the money. Friend zone guys never have a chance...if they did, they wouldn"t be in the friend zone. In fact, friend zone guys have even less of a chance...

We are absolutely in the minority. After reading the shit a few pages ago about the dude"s gf wanting to go over to a male"s house and watch movies and shit I thought "So? Big fucking deal." Sadly, jealousy is what ends up ruining most relationships. "You"re spending too much time with X, not...

Ah, but see, you"re missing the wisdom of the thread. The friend zone automatically means that the dude is never even going to get a whiff. It"s not his choice. If a chick wants to fuck a guy, she"ll fuck em. If she wants a friend, that"s all he"ll ever be. There"s zero reason at all to be...

I"d just like to say that as a married guy, the friend zone guys are awesome. My wife has one, he used to live a floor below us when we were doing the apartment thing, known him for probably 13 years now. He does shit with my wife that I have no interest in doing (shopping, ren festival, etc)...

Relationship over, basically. The only logical course of action for you is to back off completely since she"s already rejected you, and the odds of her actually pursuing something, even if she desires it, is negligible at best. Most women aren"t going to make the first move, and since she"s...

Wait, is this a truism too? I"m just wondering how to take this. The only real answer is that you"ll inevitably end up waiting about 5 minutes longer than whatever other asshole she wants to be with.

You mean other than stabbing you in your sleep?

Why does everything gotta turn into food with you?

Well shit, no one to blame but yourself anyway for not jerking it before the date if you thought you had a decent chance of scoring. Maybe this is why chicks never call you back

It"s gotta be a sometimes thing, because I can literally stop mid-fucking (which happens a lot when you have a kid and you thought stupidly thought you had 5 minutes with the wife), put it away, and be fine the rest of the day. I dunno what to tell you, but it doesn"t happen to me, and the...

Magazines? What is this, 1980? You have the internet at your disposal. Google.

To be fair, you"re not really part of the livejournal crowd making the same mistakes over and over again against the advice of the masses. You post a lot in this thread, but it"s definitely more one liner caliber than trainwreck caliber.

Just pray you had a good builder, or the realities of "Why the fuck is there water here?" and "What do you mean the builder"s number has been disconnected?" are gonna come first.

What the fuck are you talking about, cocksucker? You were the one that brought up the fact that I"m married. I just said that at 31, I can talk to women FAR better than I could at 17, just due to the fact that I"ve got 14 more years of experience doing it. Where the fuck does me being married...

That"s the other part of it. It"s much easier to not give a shit about what people think of you when there"s no chance of a relationship anyway. Btw, troll less, faggot.

Fuck, you have no idea. If I could talk to women when I was 18 the way I can now...jesus christ. So many slipped thru the cracks because I"d just sit around with nothing to say, which in turn probably makes me look like a giant prick. Mostly because I am. But I pretend to care a lot better these...

/shrug. I ain"t looking to make friends here, just have a good time and dole out some useful advice occasionally. I"m an antisocial, sarcastic dick with a sense of humor in real life too, so this is pretty much the way I am all day long. Don"t gotta like me, but if you look back thru the...

I have learned throughout my 30+ years of dealing with women that all of their actions can basically be boiled down into one simple phrase. Bitches Be Crazy

It"s my personal policy. I like my women to have standards. If they"d do me, they clearly don"t.

If she"s into you, she"s gotta be a whore. I wouldn"t fuck any chick who would fuck me.

Whoa whoa whoa, less personal details jackass. Respect your women more.

Make sure you can afford it on your own, Chaotic. You can"t rely on roommates to cover the cost. If they do, fantastic. But if they don"t, it"s your ass for the $1800 mortgage payment every month. Rushing into things isn"t really the right way to do stuff, but you"ll basically know the right...

Sure seems in my experience that you can"t get a HELOC unless you have more than 20-25% of your home paid off, in which case, putting 50k down just got you to the bare minimum required to obtain one (meaning you are now qualified to get one, but can only get one for 10 bucks until you build more...

Don"t you pay interest on a HELOC? Also that assumes you can even get one with only 20% equity into your house. I only briefly looked into it and it seemed you needed much more than that.

Fuck it, move on. Now, you can take that in one of 2 ways...you can either actually fuck it, and move on, or you can throw up your arms and say "Fuck it!" and move on. Either way though, I"d suggest not wasting anymore time on her. It"s quite obvious that if shit was gonna happen, it would...

PM me your number, I gotta talk to you about something.

Why the fuck would anyone around here have insight? We"re all just armchair everythings. And I would expect everything to be about where it"s at now until things start improving. Just listen to the news, they"ll be sure to tell you when things are improving, or more likely just not be wasting...