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I"ve got a gameboy underneath the sink. I"ve been working on Dragon Warrior 3 since July. And by the by, all that shit about women telling WAY more shit than us? It"s completely fucking true. Details of my relationship mostly stay closed on my end. Her end? Holy fuck, they know every...

Oh, that"s right, I forgot the backwoods aspect of it. And I said you MIGHT be a douche. It has yet to be determined. Still, don"t get your hopes up. Best way to not get let down. I"d offer to buy you a beer, but I don"t drink, so looks like you"re drinking alone!

Oh, thought of something else here. Mortgage guy told me that the best way to buy a house is to put down as little as possible. Starting to think he"s right. Here"s something for you to gnaw on. I put down 3.5% on a 245k mortgage. Somewhere around 8-10k outta pocket. My P&I on the remaining...

Wait a minute. All the shit aside, just because I think you might be a douche, doesn"t mean I gotta climb on the bandwagon. So personal shit about relationship problems aside... You think you"re gonna get full custody? Wasn"t it you who vehemently informs everyone that there"s no way...

If your salary is difficult for you now, definitely aim lower on the mortgage payment than you"d like. You"ll thank yourself for it later. I am by all accounts thoroughly capable of paying for the mortgage I have, and I could still use more cash flow to do shit that needs to be done around here...

Heh, my wife told her mom we were having problems one day and her mom replies "What did you do now?" Not that I think her mom likes me more than her, but it was just kinda funny the way she phrased it.

You fucking drunk or something? What the fuck is this?

Honestly dude, from what you"ve said here...don"t worry about it. You"re not relationship material yet and won"t be for a few more years, so it really doesn"t matter. You"re not going to fool her, and you"re not going to change overnight, so the thought of you actually having a relationship with...

Your girlfriend is also your mom? This suddenly explains so much.

That"s exactly the difference that some people don"t grasp. If she"s showing you/telling you about it, she"s just an attention whore. If she"s got shitloads of scars on her upper thighs that no one ever sees, she"s a cutter.

Dude, normal people don"t fucking cut. There was serious trauma involved in their life which manifests itself in the cutting. This is most often sexual abuse, feel free to look it up instead of spouting your bullshit here like it"s somehow anywhere near as normal as smoking fucking weed.

rofl. Are you kidding? There"s nothing screwed up about the behavior? Bull fucking shit. It"s not anything at all like drug use.

I"m pretty sure female cutters are 99% of the time sexually abused as children. Really not something you need to be involved with. Move along.

Ugh, this is the fucking worst. There"s no shittier feeling than sitting down after she breaks it off for apparently no goddamned reason and wondering where in the fuck you went wrong. Wallowing in your own pity for being a dumbass is all fine and dandy, but if you don"t even know at which point...

Move on. Nothing will ever come of it. No point in devoting any more time or thought to it. If a girl wants to spend time with you, she will. If she constantly makes up excuses, she doesn"t. Doesn"t really matter why, that"s just the way it is.

Eh, mine went up $50, I strongly suspect that it"s due to the water bill that we didn"t pay but the realtor said she was going to. Almost assuredly escrow/property tax stuff...not much you can do about it.

Spermacide. FYI : Being allergic to spermacide is fucking hell. If that"s anything close to what STD"s are like, I"ll stay fucking the same chick for the rest of my life, thanks.

How do you interact with her friends? Smile and nod. There"s not any other options that don"t result in conflict.

Well, you already screwed the pooch. Only a matter of time until she catches you in the lie.

Therein lies the problem with most of the advice in this thread -- it"s designed to get you laid, not build a healthy relationship. Anything that"s based upon games like not calling people back within x amount of minutes or anything is just a lie and she"ll see thru it eventually. That being...

Yet another reason why facebook is bad. People you probably shouldn"t be talking to anymore have the ability to contact you far too easily. The ex actually had to drop by your place before, because you could just ignore her calls. Now she just up and drops a load in your inbox and you"ve got no...

How many times have we seen the threads of a life slowly unraveled thanks to information that is easily collectable off of facebook and it"s related shit sites? Would Grobbee have been nearly as amusing if we couldn"t connect the dots going from point A to Z without him putting it all out there...

Or, you could, you know, just keep those fucking pictures in the proverbial sock drawer where they belong and stop thinking that anyone on the internet gives a fuck about your life. Yeah, that just might work! Facebook...when are you people gonna learn it does more harm than good?

Never date people who can"t spell "you." Just a personal rule I made up after I got married. Seems to be working fine for me.

Well that"s just being an asshole. There"s no call for that in this thread!

You live a lot further north than I do if that"s all you have to look forward to, sir.

I did comment on it. I told him to let it go. If she finds out he did that, it"s probably relationship over. If he finds out she cheated it"s relationship over. If you"ve got no other signs that she"s fucking around on him, then don"t worry about it. No good can come from it. Lotta bad though...

If I could spend 20 minutes talking to her, I"d be able to tell you, but since all I"ve got to go on is what you"ve said...probably just let it go. If she"s not giving you any other signs she"s cheating and you haven"t stumbled upon careless evidence, then it"s probably nothing to worry about...

Boy, this really strikes a chord here. Galiem...take note bud.

Well, you"re right, I forgot about the year of homeowners insurance that needed to be bundled in, as well as the up front property tax. All of that is current, so don"t need to foot that again. But still, 1% of my loan amount is almost $3,000, and that doesn"t include all the bullshit fees they...

Absolutely, 2% is a great reason to refi. I"m just not sure 1% is. And what numbers were your closing costs based off of? I mean, closing costs when I bought my house were $8,000...I"m in no hurry to drop that kinda cash again to save 1% on my interest rate. Toss into the mix how clearly corrupt...

Well, you"re going to have closing costs, because one loan needs to be set up, and another needs to be paid off. I assume that all the standard bullshit is going to need to be done again, so figure out what your closing costs were last time and you can probably use that as a ballpark. They"ll...

She looks like a pain in the ass man. I"ve seen your pic, I understand those are the girls you roll with, but that just screams "I"ve got some issues, want to deal with them for awhile until I get bored?"

Well, I don"t want her making me a sammich when she"s not happy....bad things happen.

Yeah, my wife claims there are 3, if we"re in the right position, I guess i hit the right spot, and that one is far and away better than the other 2. I dunno, all feels the same to me, and I thought I read something awhile back that a study was done to prove the G-spot was a pile of shit, so I...

Well, a couple things. In addition to the above remedies for you being trigger happy, one of the best things to do is to not make sex about you. I mean, of course it is, you"re getting laid, that"s the whole point, but at least for the first 5-10 minutes, it"s gotta be about what floats her boat...

She"s stringing you along. Do the same to her next weekend, go as close as you can to her place and call her to come down and get drunk, see what happens. $10 says she ain"t coming anywhere near you. If that"s the case, delete her number and forget she existed. If she does come down, go...

I never said it did. But to claim that it doesn"t happen is ridiculous. Dipshit"s premise is that men are being unfairly treated, when a good chunk of men put themselves in the situation to be unfairly treated. See Brad for example. Even though he"s been told what the right course of action is...

Because paying the mother equals being a father, right? Yeah, got it. Comprende. The number is probably at an all time low because states starting doing shit like taking away drivers licenses if you were behind on your child support. It has nothing to do with fucking morals or wanting to see...

Oh, sure. Then the vast majority of people I know have shitty fathers then. My mom"s dad was fucking the lady across the street, left and didn"t want to see any of the 5 kids ever again. Moved a state away, and the family didn"t even hear about it when he fucking died dude. My mom read it in the...