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  1. Haus

    Gun control

    My question would be this, what would any of the restrictive gun legislation requiring safety classes, passing tests, documenting guns, or controlling their lawful possession stop someone who doesn't care about following laws? (i.e. the type who would walk into a school/theater/mall and open...
  2. Haus

    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    I am going to have to agree with Etoille here. Regardless of anything else, he has damaged the sanctity of tits for votes. Something of his, something precious to him, needs to be found and he needs to know it will be destroyed should he ever affront this sacred institution again.
  3. Haus

    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    Yeah, it's modern day Beverly Hillbillies. For me it's just noting the insanely striking resemblance between how Si acts and one of my uncles...
  4. Haus

    Supernatural

    I did like this stand alone episode. Not an unrealistic take on Zeus and such. As for Cas being a bigger player in season 9. I wonder if I can get start a campaign to get "mostly kinda insane" Cas back.
  5. Haus

    Duck Dynasty - Season 3

    This show is what defines one of the big differences between me and my wife. We were both raised from pretty much redneck background. I laugh because I've embraced it, she's embarrassed when things on it remind us of our families. heh
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    new... favorite... word....
  7. Haus

    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    I love more how "BJ under the table" only earns his waiter an extra 2%, which based on those mean prices would mean around 20-40 cents...
  8. Haus

    Bedding Thread (NSFW)

    Some people need memory foam because it's the only thing they'll ever have in their bed that will remember them.... Also, back pain for stomach sleepers usually means either a mattress that's not firm enough, or you carry a disproportionate amount of weight in your midsection... tubby.
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    Requesting your votes....(Tits Included)

    Voted, Cute kid, and despite the peanut gallery I will say nice tits as well. Didn't we have someone on here with some kind of facebook account spam/scam working? Geez.. where is Tyen when you need him.
  10. Haus

    The Walking Dead

    Yeah, since this last mid season break these episodes are quicking weening me from any desire to keep watching. Right now it's that the wife has it on the DVR rotation and it's the "Sunday after dinner" show. Count me as also in the boat of people hoping the walkers clean house soon...
  11. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Actually it's a pill, it's the monthly heartworm preventative I use with our dogs. Oblig...Geico Gecko has nipple rings?
  12. Haus

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    Yeah, have Fisher and Harrison in the movie and as mentioned give them the old "Uncle Owen" treatment. Enough screen time to establish that : a) They got married b) Lived out a nice life having some kids c) Died gruesomely enough that the kids have to run and end up at "Uncle Luke's Jedi...
  13. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Obviously a Fedor pic.. I mean look at the stains she left on the mirror. Oblig cookie hording butter woman.
  14. Haus

    Supernatural

    I'd completely ignored this show for a long time, mostly because the only exposure I had seen to it was some rabid fangirls. Recently saw an episode and decided to give it a go... which promptly turns into the wife and I netflixing the whole thing from Ep1. I think the problem is if Sam...
  15. Haus

    Warm Bodies

    As with OP I also saw this one with the wife. It was a good solid entertaining movie. Blatantly based on Romeo and Juliet (minus the tragic double suicide money shot). Still, his internal monologue made the flick IMHO.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    People need to learn, as I was told early in life... Tipping is the oil which keeps the machine of society properly lubricated and running. Want a waitress to always remember your favorites when you go to a place? tip well. Want waitstaff to double check and make sure your order is right...
  17. Haus

    Gun control

    So essentially then they should just change their verbiage to be something along the lines of : "It is illegal to manufacture/sell/posses any firearm with a capacity to fire over <X> rounds between reloads" Done, and no need to bicker of semantics. Although I think that's an idiotic law to...
  18. Haus

    Weather

    We got snow here in Dallas, but seeing as it was over 50 degrees that morning it didn't get the pavement and ground cold enough for any serious issues. Snow still on lawns, streets completely clear. And by this I mean Dallas definition of "snow accumulation" which usually means 1-2". It...
  19. Haus

    Gun control

    First, as to why gun control legislation is inherently flawed in handling this problem I'll leave this for your review :http://www.realclearpolitics.com/art...e__116451.html Next , on the topic of magazine size, you could also have picked up a pair of pistols which have 20 round capacity...
  20. Haus

    Ultimate Failure

    You know.... the Mayan calendar was created before the Roman's introduced leap years. If you adjust the date for the number of days we've "lept" then it's about 7 months past the Mayan doomsday....
  21. Haus

    unspoilered dicks, post your favorite

    can't believe this isn't in here already...
  22. Haus

    Erection Day, Smoke the Polls with Cock Suffrage!

    Suffering cocks? Don't we already have a Married Guys Thread?
  23. Haus

    Gun control

    I would say that since it says "the right of the people" and not "the right of militia members" would indicate that the intent was that all citizens would have this right equally.
  24. Haus

    Anonymous Hacks The Westboro Baptist Church: Posts All Their Personal Information

    Being someone who works in the world of enterprise network security I can tell you from personal experience that whereas some of them are idiot kids there are also a good number of them who are top notch hacks. I can't think of a single reason now to commend them for this. Essentially they...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Reminds me of one of my first dates with my now-wife. Disco Dolls (hot skin) in 3d! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0141186/ For the quote : Chick: Harry Balls? Harry Balls who? Everyone Else: Anyone he wants!
  26. Haus

    Gun control

    Number are numbers.. yo! http://www.lp.org/news/press-release...elf-defense-in
  27. Haus

    i'm beginning a Crusade against Manginas

    If people around here had how many do you think would admit it? Because then the next uncomfortable question would be "did you let that stop you?"
  28. Haus

    Gun control

    i'll just leave this here.... http://www.kgw.com/news/Clackamas-ma...183593571.html
  29. Haus

    i'm beginning a Crusade against Manginas

    Here's my question. Are we on a Crusade against all trannies, or only those who attempt to play the "trap"? I figure if someone is honest and says "Hey, i'm pre-op" I don't have an issue. It's when we get Millie/Evelys'd that I get pissed. Nobody likes the sausage surprise for dessert.
  30. Haus

    Gun control

    Isn't Illinois/Chicago one of the areas with some of the tightest gun control laws in the nation??? http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/l...0,912168.story
  31. Haus

    Gun control

    You know someone who consciously chooses to shoot innocent people, since that it outside the bounds of the law, I think would by definition be an "outlaw". Of course I live in Texas. Here Gun Control means having good enough grouping that when the cops and coroner show up they don't make fun...
  32. Haus

    IRC Info: irc.uberguilds.org #swampdonkey

    If you're like me and can't bring yourself to go down the dark path and install MIRC again you can use the mibbit client on a webpage :https://chat.mibbit.com/
  33. Haus

    Murders and Shootings

    One reason the Japanese system would not work here is because America lacks a ton of the social structure that Japan has. In Japan there is an implicit level of respect even between gangs and police. Not to mention it's easiler to prevent illegal importation of guns into Japan than into the...
  34. Haus

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That wouldn't be a drinking game in the political thread. It would be a "Death by scirrosis suicide pact". Pic is big, sorry but it has to be to be legible....
  35. Haus

    Quick question for coding and sed/awk geniuses..

    Sir, you are a genius, gentleman, and scholar. PM me an e-mail address that I might send you your Amazonian Bounty!
  36. Haus

    Quick question for coding and sed/awk geniuses..

    Tried stripping out all the leading spaces in the source file and still didn't take... odd
  37. Haus

    Quick question for coding and sed/awk geniuses..

    Looks near perfect. I need to work some tabs in though. Damn formatting and me forgetting to do it in code.. The actual look like this : Tried working in the three tabs in front of ReferenceObject as \t\t\t but it didn't like that... hurm.
  38. Haus

    Quick question for coding and sed/awk geniuses..

    Exactly! It's the "remove the line before it and lines after" that is getting me. And these "ReferenceObject" sections are nestled in a file full of other things and I only need to touch/change the ReferenceObject sections.
  39. Haus

    Quick question for coding and sed/awk geniuses..

    I have a problem. I have a large data files I need to feed through a parser but the data files is a little misformatted. The section I need to parse looks like this : : (ReferenceObject :Name (damned_object_name) :Table (network_objects) :Uid...
  40. Haus

    FOH Screenshot Has Never Been Busier

    just looked.... 5 registered users in screenshots, and over 1000 guest accounts. Well played Tyen...