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  1. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    What is funny is that while ill probably never play this game, id probably enjoy it a lot more if i never read all the clowning being done to it. Ill never be able to take any of the characters seriously. Femryder literally makes me sick to my stomach because her face looks like someone melted...
  2. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I think ill have to play it to understand the depths of how this is bad. In combat and decision making not being able to save and reload offers some depth to the game.
  3. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I can assure you that i have not only played too many MMOs, but ive played way too many "real" games, whatever that means. I mean, what fucking forum you think this is where everyone hasnt played like 100s of games over the last twenty years? Id put ME3 with any TPS at or before its time in...
  4. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Or has possibly played the mass effect games which had excellent gameplay and world building, and only great dialog.
  5. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ive seen that face a bunch but ill need independent confirmation that its removed with a day 1 patch.
  6. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They saying she wasn't the lead dev
  7. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I wish this was a gay krogan who had a ton of fabulous banter while fighting.
  8. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They should allow the ability to configure the face of ALL the characters in Mass Effect and easily download community face packks. Like the modding community did for Oblivion. Oblivion Character Overhaul version 2 at Oblivion Nexus - mods and community The animations would be the same, but...
  9. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    rofl, my first thought on seeing her pic: Was, "I bet I know how she got the job for lead FACIAL animator. Then the article posts: A+++ would read again
  10. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    A satire video with people talking positively about the animations while having extremely awkward facial expressions and body languages would be hilarious.
  11. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I just found out you can't trigger your companion's abilities. That's a pretty big gameplay experience blow. I did a ME2 replay purely so I could tag-team dumpster scrubs with Jack laying down earthquake launches and me bullet-time-sniping things in the face. I can only assume companions will...
  12. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    How bad would it feel to be the engineer whose sole job was to do an AAA job on a 4k experience, make the best 4k experience ever in a video game and be taken out by bad facial animations? I always feel bad for groups that make games with amazing parts that people pour their heart and soul...
  13. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I agree. It could be considered The game.
  14. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I've already made this joke!! The entire expedition was a eugenics program where the Milky Way sent the bottom 10% of their gene pool as far away as possible. Their hope was that Andromeda would be unpopulated, the derpers would conquer it, build a civilization there and create a stargate or...
  15. Tuco

    The Tiggle's sobstory and begging thread.

    What? What is a dog going to do without teeth? Just do it a favor and put it down.
  16. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Francis is always good at really describing how the inner child in me feels. I want to make fun of all the mass effect fans for being disappointed, but I really could've gotten into a new ME game.
  17. Tuco

    Everquest - Phinigel server

    At 105 without any assistance DPS from other characters good burn DPS over 3 minutes for a maxed out SK is about 200k. Good unbuffed HP is 190k. And fully buffed is around 250k or something. https://eq.magelo.com/profile/1380537 Is one of the top SKs in the game and is an EQ e-celebrity (as...
  18. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Well, I do feel a certain connection with the characters based on their facial animations, in that when I fuck up on a monumental level in front of someone I feel like every facial expression I produce makes me look like I'm completely retarded. FemRyder looks like I feel if I have to explain...
  19. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

    Any good explanation on why NASA has climate-related projects? I would assume the EPA or DoE would be driving that, and would contact NASA when they needed satellite images they couldn't get elsewhere.
  20. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    swiggity swoogity
  21. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Any info on how much this dumpster fire cost to produce? @Utnayan
  22. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    That's true. And Oblivion was Hero of Kvatch, and Morrowind was the Nerevarine or whatever
  23. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    BTW: Thinking about a time when Lithose #1 was done well, I think Fable #1 and Baldur's Gate accomplished this sort of. You start out as basically a child, but are mentored by your companions at the start. This goes hand in hand with the fact that as a player you don't know wtf is going on. This...
  24. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I think the success of DA:O and ME1/2 locked Bioware into having a special title for all the protagonists whether it be Spectre, Inquisitor, Warden, Champion or whatever. I don't really think that's a bad thing for Bioware games. You're not supposed to be a nameless dude like it's an MMO, or to...
  25. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I don't understand the bit about the resolution being 10-14 radians per second. The earth spins at 6.28 radians per day.
  26. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    BTW: As bad as the game looks, that RockPaperShotgun review definitely reads like the "Shit talk an upcoming game people are excited about" clickbait that comes out for EVERY big release. Downplay all good features, and then nitpick bad elements like they are the worst things ever. You can...
  27. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Is this a Dickhead race?
  28. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Anyone buying this day 1 deserves to get burned. This game is chucking out warning signs like a first date asking you how you feel about gonorrhea.
  29. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I played an extreme amount of ME3 multiplayer, and those who were lucky enough to play with me in that time period know I was the champion fucking sniper who could carry the entire team for days. After watching that video I can't help but think that when I try ME:A multiplayer it'll just feel...
  30. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    also lol @ the Krogan who looks like a fat guy cosplaying in a Wrex mask instead of an entirely new species.
  31. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They thought they were the milky way's best beings sent to explore and spread our life to a new galaxy. Really, they were just the bottom 10% of a massive eugenics program in the milky way that deported the most awkward looking genetic garbage as far from the uber-strains as possible.
  32. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I was thinking about this before I realized Mass Effect wasn't worth pondering and predicting. I think that's very possible. But I think it's going to be internal strife and sabotage + some 2 bit warlord or something that's pissed we're on his turf.
  33. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Sad thing is that from experience I've found when AAA games have these kinds of flaws in one critical element (graphics, models, animations), the problems permeate the entire thing.
  34. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I haven't followed ME:A, but it's pretty common for companies to cater to their hardcore demographic leading up to release, then cater to mass market at release. The hardcore demographic loved femshep, so them putting out femryder with any kind of equality or even favoritism over the last...
  35. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

    Congress Passes $19.5bn NASA Bill, Includes Humans To Mars And Europa Mission Make Space Great Again
  36. Tuco

    The Tiggle's sobstory and begging thread.

    Buy a Cat. Search and find a cat near you.