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Being a Tank gives you retard-herding training.

I'm okay with the Enhance shaman as long as they show up in an MP5 dress and spam twist Air totems to keep up double buffs on the melee group. You touch Stormstrike and you're on the shitlist tho

I look forward to Mortal Striking a gnome from two continents away as a Tauren.

Ixalan, Rivals of Ixalan, Dominaria, and Core 2019 are the sets rotating out in the Fall when Archery comes out.

The haircut was an early warning sign. Still a bummer, he made some fun decks over the years.

There's plenty of bad guilds out there you can join where Progress is one Trash Pack at a time :)

There is an MTG MMO in the works, but it's by the Neverwinter folks so it'll be uninspired microtransactions-riddled mediocrity

Fuck that Leather and Plate warrior nonsense, I'm stealing my gear from the Mages.

I'm sure Darkpaw Studios will live up to fippy's long history of success.

It does happen. Hasbro has used purchasing up rights as a cudgel to kill competitors before.

Wonder what this means for lotro.

The true sorrow with the Paradox Engine ban is that I can't blame it for targeting the Sisay player now, and have to actually be honest with them that their 15 minute searches (Despite it being clear what you need to grab) every turn are annoying as fuck. This offends my midwestern...

Looks like Hogaak was A Bridge Too Far.

I mean, having a slave army of consumable farmers sounds pretty great. You don't even have to promise them a MC farm raid slot like you did the housewife Hunters.

Just get five other moonkins to innervate you. By your powers combined you may last the full first 90 seconds.

I need these Hogaak decks to go away so that I can safely abuse Unearth like a responsible citizen without everyone running 7-8 piece of GY hate.

The trick to Ultra FPS is for the computer to process the information before the computer receives the information.

Skelemental value :D

So, with Fetch Lands or the new Lotus Field this is Mono White double-ramp for WW. What a time to be alive.

I assume the art team just said fuck it and is pregaming next expansion.

If you Reanimate that demon, you draw 8 cards immediatly.

The actual land ramp in standard right now is pretty wretched tho, unfortunately. We've got the 5cost kicker Skyshroud Claim.

It's a Tatyova that kills your opponent instead-of/in-addition-to durdling!

I do find it amusing that it's a Knight with a Squire statline that "grows up."

Guessing the BGW legend is a Vampire Knight.

So paradise then?

So, a colorless valakut-stand-in makes for some interesting potential build divergences for Scapeshift in Modern (Not to Mention Scapeshift is still in standard for 3 more months)

Those 4chan "leaks" are literally just some dude reposting Taliesin and Evitel video contents :D

I'm tanking the low value boxes, should be safe to buy ;)

Planeswalker Deck Chandra, so not much of a reveal :)

Nah, just Chandra, the other 4 Walkers will be Mythic. Chandra is the tip of their new media spear.

How are companies supposed to know you don't want rockin giant cocks in spandex to be your representation if you keep going with that as your parade appearance?

As long as I can tell all of my party members to fuck off and go solo for mountains of EXP I'm in.

Set's pretty fun to draft. B/R sacrifice is the kind of deck that really capitalizes on opponents not being super familiar with interactions yet. Non-Magic card stuff: Kinda weird that Bandai's making a Universal Rules System for card games.... but then not making the games compatible with...

I wonder how it feels hoping classic fails in order to justify your own hubris, but also being worried about making the accountants even angrier if it doesn't bail your ass out for the next year and a half until the new expansion.

After watching the Battlebond land prices when it came out, I think I'm going to grab my sets of the new fetch and horizon lands earlier than I normally would.

Cracked my box, third of the rares were reprints I already had a pile of from playing back in inv/odyssey/onslaught standard seasons. 4 mythics, one being the terrible snake and another being the terrible mox. This is why we buy singles :D

Obviously whichever side loses the first AV has to delete and reroll to the superior side.

No sleep till first mount.

Nah, Joana's a different person from the AAP guy.