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  1. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah, the AAP dude has a speedrunning discord, he got into beta so he's been working on vanilla leveling. It's amusing how riled he gets when any other speedrunner is mentioned. Banhammer like crazy.
  2. Kuro

    Chernobyl

    His recordings were passed around the scientific community, and none could deny: His mixtape was fire.
  3. Kuro

    Board Games

    Great Western trail went pretty good. A lot faster-feeling turn cycles than most euros I've played, since your turn-by-turn decision tree is smaller. Feels like one of the rare games where 3 player is probably cleaner than 4 player, due to the different worker/point-source "focuses." Modular...
  4. Kuro

    MTG thread

    You shuffle each time you draw a new hand. The most you can order your bottom is 7 on a mull to 0.
  5. Kuro

    MTG thread

    That boy needs therapy.
  6. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Don't forget Blinding Powder! Blizzard's war on bagspace in vanilla was amusing.
  7. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Mage just makes life so easy. Great raid damage, great leveling, great PVP, cheap repair bills, free snacks, time-saving teleports. Hard to pass up. Feel like I didn't get the proper vanilla experience playing Mage back in the day.
  8. Kuro

    Board Games

    My copy of Great Western Trail came in, going to give it a spin with my friends friday night before driving to kansas city in real life.
  9. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    They should embrace preorder culture and let people pay $60 to start playing on the 14th of August. That's almost 2 weeks early yo!
  10. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Because the point of classic wow is to get people to fail out of college/highschool, and you can't do that during summer.
  11. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Hey hey, a Null Rod you can hit with Collected Company and Chord of Calling.
  12. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    "Thankyou for your $15."
  13. Kuro

    MTG thread

    They gave him his Temporal Aperture :)
  14. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Enemy Horizon Canopy cycle at rare. You're supposed to call the doctor if the erection lasts more than five hours right?
  15. Kuro

    Command & Conquered Remastered

    If only they could make it playable on my phone.
  16. Kuro

    MTG thread

    It's gonna be so pretty foil. Free way to break out of Blood Moon is nice, but it's in the color that generally has the least trouble with blood moon. Maybe if Tribal Fires Naya ever comes back it'll be a nice sideboard, since that deck is all shocks and fetches. Force of Vigor will probably...
  17. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Obviously this goes in Modern Humans ;)
  18. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    He's that guy who makes ice cream and fucks station wagon exhaust pipes right?
  19. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    You have to do world quests until one titanforges into a beta invite.
  20. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Classic does kinda super synergize with the streamer lifestyle. Play one game for 16 hours a day? That's just the high warlord grind, except this time you get paid. Having a chatroom to interact with probably also helps keep you from necking yourself in Winterspring.
  21. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    And we'll find out server names/types a bit before the name reservation date, for planning shenanigans. Unfortunately, I assume the streamers will all conceal their server choices until after the name reservations in order to prevent their fans from sniping names :D
  22. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I assume there's an old man in China passing down ancient goldfarming wisdom to the younger generation in preparation for the second golden age. "Old man? I'm only 35!"
  23. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I'mma Warrior healer. Prepare for bandages.
  24. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Now teach the baby how to farm Black Lotus.
  25. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    All the college kids shrieking and wailing over the release date is amusing
  26. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Best comment I've seen on it was "So they're adding bye rounds to the Pro Tour?"
  27. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So, big hooplah today. They're adding 16 Discretionary Slots to each Pro Tour, to be filled with WotC-selected Women and Minorities to try to diversify professional magic on camera. They also announced MPL replacements. Gerry T has quit the MPL over lack of clarity and direction. So Savj...
  28. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Nah, sean, we were the dudes running around with Ben Stark in the Midwest.
  29. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Hopefully we get to use it again after the Old Gods fuck up the surface world. Either that or Ulduar hub city for underground expansion.
  30. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Basically anyone playing successfully in competitive in the 90s and early 2000s was a scumbag or at least trained in the method of being a scumbag. The most important things me and my brother learned when we were traveling for events were ways to catch/counter that shit (and in my little...
  31. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I had 2 Urza's Ruinous Blast, but after the tournament I'd just replace them with 2x Deafening Clarion main deck. 2 Mox Amber 4 Fblthp 2 Spark Double 1 Jaya's Immolating Inferno 4 Spell Pierce 2 Urza's Ruinous Blast 1 Dovin, Grand Arbiter 3 Dovin, Hand of Control 1 Karn, Scion of Urza 2...
  32. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Got second place at our first MCQ today. Played Jeskai Sarkhan Friends and had an absolute goddamn blast. Spark Double may be a bad magic card, but it's just so god damn enjoyable. Took home a grand, so now I can almost afford a Masterpiece Edition on ebay yo! Testing for events on MTG Arena...
  33. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Yuuya removed from MPL and Hall of Fame; Banned for 30 months. All those articles last HoF voting season accusing white people of being racist against the Japanese and assuming they're cheaters are kinda funny, with this being the second Hall of Famer from Japan to lose their seat due to cheating.
  34. Kuro

    MTG thread

    It'll be interesting seeing how much these sheets are worth in a decade if magic's still around. On the one hand, there'll be more of them in the wild than previous uncut foil sheets. But on the other hand, they'll have a specific community event/moment tied to them to increase notoriety.
  35. Kuro

    MTG thread

    They should have just sold it physically at Hascon if they want people to actually go to it.
  36. Kuro

    MTG thread

    The price to frame is ridiculous. It's also pretty difficult/pricy to find a cutter that actually does MTG-style corners. But if you do go through the effort of cutting them correctly, they are actual magic cards at least. If you just want to use them for casual play, square/round cuts work too.
  37. Kuro

    MTG thread

    So, the booby prize for trying to buy the Masterpiece Edition and failing is a $20 Ebay gift card... and a foil uncut rare/mythic WAR sheet.
  38. Kuro

    Cyberpunk 2077

    I think the internet has ruined me. Part of me wants this game to suck just for the meltdown that would follow.
  39. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Pretty much the only world where he's innocent is a world where the Judges are in a conspiracy sabotaging specific players. One of these states is more unlikely and/or concerning than the other.