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  1. Kuro

    Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019)

    Yes. He'll start out looking like a hero then try to kill Peter off for some reason. Maybe try to remain behind in this timeline if his homeworld sucks. "Someone has to be the next Ironman" and this mysterio's suit being way more techy-looking than it normally is.
  2. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    The monk isn't even needed if you prune your melee down to 1 DH ;)
  3. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Reddit is actually hilarious on this. So many bullshiters. "I was buying this to have one last draft with my friend dying of cancer!!!! Wotc is literally murdering cancer victims!"
  4. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Inb4 a video next month of Rudy sitting on a throne of MED boxes for the rage clicks
  5. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I hope my compensation is a full art Lavaclaw Reaches!
  6. Kuro

    MTG thread

    They just clarified the existing Rule 13's language. Sideboards don't exist in EDH, so Wishes don't do anything. Unless your playgroup decides to house-rule sideboards in, then they work as expected. The same as they functioned before.
  7. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Enjoying Reddit raging over EDH rules change that isn't actually a rules change, but they're too retarded and reactionary to notice. On the plus side, most of them are getting downvoted into oblivion for being idiots.
  8. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Oof, Yuya DQ'd for having all 12 of his Tron Sleeves marked with a consistent pattern of three different marks (for the three different types of land). Kinda makes it real hard to argue that's not intentional. Makes that funny clip from earlier today of him trying to protect his tron lands...
  9. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Owen Turtenwald silently removed from MPL, being replaced by current mythic point lead Autumn Burchett. He's also deleted all of his social media, pending legal action. MTG Reddit is automatically filtering any post with his name.
  10. Kuro

    MTG: Arena

    That card had to have been intentionally designed to be terrible. Like a dozen minor tweaks that could make it at least something to consider
  11. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Just make sure you're Horde so you don't spend half your time cursing Will of the Forsaken :)
  12. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Rune of Re-Origination required the monk community to develop a reforge-addon specifically for it and caused WW spec to be completely overhauled one patch in MoP so that we'd stop kicking raid boss's heads off :D Great item!
  13. Kuro

    Bioware's "Anthem"

    Well, there sure was a cataclysm
  14. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Note that when they talk about Fury Tanking and not getting defense capped and shit, that's generally not-pants-on-head-retarded raid groups. So, not 90% of general population 40 man raid groups. If your healers are busy typing out their RP shouts before each heal you should probably make sure...
  15. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    But horde got the intellectually stimulating and spiritually life affirming barrens chat, so the sides are even.
  16. Kuro

    2 years later... the almost sad state of MMOs in the new era

    MMOs didn't fail, they just spread their cancer into everything else. Your live services, your shitty open world grindathons, your lootboxes. It's MMOs all the way down.
  17. Kuro

    City of Heroes has actually been online for years....

    How could luring hobos and/or werewolves into flaming dumpsters get repetitive?
  18. Kuro

    City of Heroes has actually been online for years....

    The company I worked for made the City of Heroes card game. Shit was fun, but about as broken and nonsense as the MMO. I mostly quit after the Hasten nerf. Sure it was broken as fuck, but it wasn't like anything you were doing actually mattered, and it was one of the things that actually made...
  19. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I do enjoy that like half of the gear in Crucible should have just been labeled "Troll your Healers"
  20. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I like to listen to Limited Resources and Lords of Limited to kind of balance each other out. Marshal and LSV love Divination-based gameplay a bit too much for their own good, while LoL tends to overvalue aggression. Generally overlapping the two helps get a good idea of what's actually good...
  21. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    We gotta get the classes down to 4 abilities to so we can port the game to phones ;) (Joking)
  22. Kuro

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Jean Shorts, Knee-High White Socks, Velcro Sneakers, Fanny Pack. The "Your Dad on Family Vacation" Starter Pack.
  23. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    They hired a bunch of MMO people for Diablo 4, but that was probably 2-3 scrapped Diablo 4 versions ago at this point. :D
  24. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Probably a wash with all the quest-giver murdering that'll go down in the last part of Phase 1.
  25. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They're hoping that making the azerite powers completely fucking busted will make people happy because they'll feel powerful. Until they run in a group with someone using their same azerite powers better and get completely btfo. That +Crit/CritDamage one is fuckin nutterbutters.
  26. Kuro

    What does it mean?

    We need an Abyss emote.
  27. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    In before they remove mount gear next expansion as a two-step plan to destroy that meddlesome water strider.
  28. Kuro

    Cheated out of my youth

    About 60 before the initial placement culling. Probably 40-50 made it to graduation that semester. Decent number of people just quit the program after being put in a shit school with a shit mentor for a semester. Two of the people kicked during placement were part of that group of seven...
  29. Kuro

    Cheated out of my youth

    Luckily, it's just been high school teachers so far, but that's still fucked. If you want to fuck around with 15-16 year olds go hang out at a gas station and buy them beer like the normal sleazebags do, don't waste 4-6 years on a degree.
  30. Kuro

    Cheated out of my youth

    We're up to 7 folks (5 women, 2 men) from my certification group caught doing this shit and fired in the 6 years since we graduated. People are idiots and creepers. They're making it hard for me to continue my How Many Third Graders Can You Take In A Fight research I started on all those moons...
  31. Kuro

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    The first duel between Obi Wan and Darth Vader was the only good one. Fucking space wizard ninjas.
  32. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    I would be too if I fucked the pooch after my wife finally got the company to give me the time of day.
  33. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Our regional $5k MCQ is on the 11th next month, so like, 2-3 weeks with full spoiler to practice, 7 days with full set release to obtain the cards. Should a be fun, if hectic little window of testing/preparing.
  34. Kuro

    EQ Next: #1 Next gen MMO

    Obviously what we really need is a TERA-clone with EQ-era Graphics.
  35. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Flightpoints are going to be a mountain of bones in phase 2 :D
  36. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Obviously you release the WoW Classic Beta Classic Server Classic in July, leading up to the actual launch in November. Implement Hunters right before switching to normal classic.
  37. Kuro

    MTG thread

    I'm hoping an aristocrats deck emerges, since we got a new Zulaport Cutthroat, but Sam Black has WotC terrified of printing any quality sac outlets :D
  38. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Cookie Monster's fuckin pissed.
  39. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Tolsimir completes his transformation into Michael Vick
  40. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah, every streamer testing in the beta was like "Can't talk about azerite, since the actual interesting azerite stuff isn't implemented yet." Narrator: It never would be.