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  1. Hatorade

    All right, folks..

    Stay a while and listen. I don't know shit about these guys either.
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    Want to help the migration to the land of milk and honey?

    I fucking love you guys. No homo.
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    Welcome to retrolled

    Kirsie you have handled an impossible situation with grace and comedy, well played and bravo.
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    Far Cry III

    Yeah, actually at around 65% complete and just getting to second island I had all skills except one. I just did all the radio towers, kill quests, and medic runs aside from main story.
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    Evelys' Trans/Queer/Sexuality/Kink/Etc. thread

    So many Millie's in the world... Thanks for taking the time to explain.
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    Far Cry III

    Just beat the game, have every skill and was at 85% just some relics and letters to be found. Holy shit what an ending and what a great fucking time. Now my all time favorite story in a video game, shit was fucking insane. Did I ever tell you the meaning of insanity?
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Hrm this is a 5760x1080 screenshot, not sure how to make bigger.
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    Parent Thread

    Regular Show http://youtu.be/M6SrXBaopYg
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    All Things Joe Abercrombie

    Fucking love this guys work, favorite author for sure. "Has it ever occured to you, Master Ninefingers, that a sword is different from other weapons? Axes and maces and so forth are lethal enough, but they hang on the belt like dumb brutes. But a sword...a sword has a voice. Sheathed it has...
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    Parent Thread

    This was my favorite thread before it all went to hell on morenetz. When my daughter was learning to talk at one point she ran at me yelling THUNDERCATS! HOOOOOOOOO! Proud moment, but now that she is almost 6 it is my little pony on netflix all the time(ugh).
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    Seriously just fix fucking site already

    Holy shit you guys are mad, this is a forum to share some shit, tell some shit, and talk some shit. Not liking a moderator shouldn"t be a reason to leave no matter how many sub forums they name after them selves. Ignore the bad parts and come hang out, grass sure is shit ain"t greener on the...
  12. Hatorade

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I"m scared guys...
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    Most memorable comic book moments

    It is official, green lantern loves the cock.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    But you agree that there are women that would fuck him.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Please let this be sarcasm, so very many sluts no reason to still be a virgin unless you want to be.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Fadis>Cheddars>anything else you can think of.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Get a bullet type of vibro, that will get her started they are cheap and do the job(really quickly if she never used one before). If it is a cleanliness thing glass/pyrex dildos are the way to go(ebay has them super cheap). If you go glass be sure and get something a little thinner then she is...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Oblig...pics or it didn"t happen. I assume everyone looks like their avatar, keeps things interesting.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    the fuck?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This has to be stressful for all involved, not going to say I feel bad/pity those involved but this whole things reminds me of bad times with any relationship. So come on:
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The real question is would you go gay for her?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I love you guys.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    ZING!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    True or not I laughed, never even heard of back pages the stuff you all find is always entertaining.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Considering I have done the first one as well don"t know what church hill finds so unbelievable about it. Mine involved party, corner apartment on the 4th floor was one of those squared complex"s with pool in the middle so if you were on the corner anyone on the other balconies/walk ways could...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Is that what happened to James? On topic of internet dating my idea is if you are having no luck with it make a fake female one and use their messages as your own or at least help you get ideas. Grain of salt needed because I have no idea what the dating scene is like married almost 10 years...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I have nothing to add other then that girls asshole appears to start exactly where her vagina ends.
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    I need your votes gutter onslaught NSFW

    Payment received, and voted.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    At least kiss her with passion ASAP so you don"t end up in the friend zone. She ain"t looking for a husband fuck her all ways while you can she will dump you after getting bored anyhow.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Thinking about it, I give blood all the time. They test for that stuff so they would of told me right? Still a crappy phone call, hey you might have the aids is a serious conversation no matter how small the chances are.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    OK some know the story of my ex but in short we fucked each other as virgins and over the course of our 3 year relationship she got fat, not just bigger but 250ish fat this girl would sit on the couch eating chocolate frosting right out of the tub. Anyways I get a phone call from PCRS, thinking...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Eomer was funny because it poked at soygen, you sir took it to creepy land.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I married young, 7th year anniversary was Monday I am 28 with a 4 year old daughter, we married because seemed like a good idea at the time. Than again she didn"t want a wedding so it was a small affair, some women want to be married and have it cost a massive amount of money so romance aside it...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Zima and fuzzy navels for ALL!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Make a daily list of chores, when he does them reward as appropriate when he doesnt start taking shit away. Hated it when I go for something of mine and it now belongs to the didnotdochores monster.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Long showers here, tell him to avoid using soap or shaving cream haha.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    She is 4 so no help there sorry. Also 13-16 I gave my mom hell, it went from her telling me I am doing wrong to me actually doing wrong because I was getting trouble any way. I never lied but I sure as hell didn"t tell her everything. It only got better when I realized I was the one being an...