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  1. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    no, it's srs. The males in the game are all straight.
  2. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    So someone posted pics of a ME:A game guide (who the fuck would buy that) and it says there's no gay romance options. Literally unplayable. You can fuck the dickhead species character though.
  3. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Is that Koschek?
  4. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    The question you should be asking is whether they have the tech to make you BECOME an apache attack copter. My pronouns are apacHE and apacHIS.
  5. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I could go through any level of SJW depravity as long as you had conversation options that let you become the biggest shitlord in the galaxy.
  6. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I heard today that there are two alien races. That ME1 had like, 10 different alien races in the Milky Way and ME:A has 2 gives me what I need to know about the creativity of the developers and desire to really make a game about exploring Andromeda. Originally when I saw the ME:A trailer I...
  7. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

    The fact that there are no humans involved and that the design of re-usable rockets dramatically reduces cost adds a certain amount of... levity, to relatively high chance of disaster with these systems. Instead of it being a national tragedy, if a rocket blows up we'll get a funny tweet from...
  8. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I haven't looked into ME:A's multiplayer but this seems very different from ME3. In ME3 (when I played at the start) buying packs was pretty retarded, and the dudes who bought a ton of packs got burned pretty badly. The cost vs reward was so terrible. And if I could sell the packs at cost...
  9. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    This was super confusing until I clicked the link.
  10. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    My thought too, that it was a drunk animation accidentally applied to some rando NPC. It's not a bad animation of what people who have never gotten drunk think drunk people move like.
  11. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    What is funny is that while ill probably never play this game, id probably enjoy it a lot more if i never read all the clowning being done to it. Ill never be able to take any of the characters seriously. Femryder literally makes me sick to my stomach because her face looks like someone melted...
  12. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I think ill have to play it to understand the depths of how this is bad. In combat and decision making not being able to save and reload offers some depth to the game.
  13. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I can assure you that i have not only played too many MMOs, but ive played way too many "real" games, whatever that means. I mean, what fucking forum you think this is where everyone hasnt played like 100s of games over the last twenty years? Id put ME3 with any TPS at or before its time in...
  14. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Or has possibly played the mass effect games which had excellent gameplay and world building, and only great dialog.
  15. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Ive seen that face a bunch but ill need independent confirmation that its removed with a day 1 patch.
  16. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They saying she wasn't the lead dev
  17. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I wish this was a gay krogan who had a ton of fabulous banter while fighting.
  18. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    They should allow the ability to configure the face of ALL the characters in Mass Effect and easily download community face packks. Like the modding community did for Oblivion. Oblivion Character Overhaul version 2 at Oblivion Nexus - mods and community The animations would be the same, but...
  19. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    rofl, my first thought on seeing her pic: Was, "I bet I know how she got the job for lead FACIAL animator. Then the article posts: A+++ would read again
  20. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    A satire video with people talking positively about the animations while having extremely awkward facial expressions and body languages would be hilarious.
  21. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I just found out you can't trigger your companion's abilities. That's a pretty big gameplay experience blow. I did a ME2 replay purely so I could tag-team dumpster scrubs with Jack laying down earthquake launches and me bullet-time-sniping things in the face. I can only assume companions will...
  22. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    How bad would it feel to be the engineer whose sole job was to do an AAA job on a 4k experience, make the best 4k experience ever in a video game and be taken out by bad facial animations? I always feel bad for groups that make games with amazing parts that people pour their heart and soul...
  23. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I agree. It could be considered The game.
  24. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I've already made this joke!! The entire expedition was a eugenics program where the Milky Way sent the bottom 10% of their gene pool as far away as possible. Their hope was that Andromeda would be unpopulated, the derpers would conquer it, build a civilization there and create a stargate or...
  25. Tuco

    The Tiggle's sobstory and begging thread.

    What? What is a dog going to do without teeth? Just do it a favor and put it down.
  26. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Francis is always good at really describing how the inner child in me feels. I want to make fun of all the mass effect fans for being disappointed, but I really could've gotten into a new ME game.
  27. Tuco

    Everquest - Phinigel server

    At 105 without any assistance DPS from other characters good burn DPS over 3 minutes for a maxed out SK is about 200k. Good unbuffed HP is 190k. And fully buffed is around 250k or something. https://eq.magelo.com/profile/1380537 Is one of the top SKs in the game and is an EQ e-celebrity (as...
  28. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Well, I do feel a certain connection with the characters based on their facial animations, in that when I fuck up on a monumental level in front of someone I feel like every facial expression I produce makes me look like I'm completely retarded. FemRyder looks like I feel if I have to explain...
  29. Tuco

    The Astronomy Thread

    Any good explanation on why NASA has climate-related projects? I would assume the EPA or DoE would be driving that, and would contact NASA when they needed satellite images they couldn't get elsewhere.
  30. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    swiggity swoogity
  31. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    Any info on how much this dumpster fire cost to produce? @Utnayan
  32. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    That's true. And Oblivion was Hero of Kvatch, and Morrowind was the Nerevarine or whatever
  33. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    BTW: Thinking about a time when Lithose #1 was done well, I think Fable #1 and Baldur's Gate accomplished this sort of. You start out as basically a child, but are mentored by your companions at the start. This goes hand in hand with the fact that as a player you don't know wtf is going on. This...
  34. Tuco

    Mass Effect: Andromeda - Autism reaches outer space

    I think the success of DA:O and ME1/2 locked Bioware into having a special title for all the protagonists whether it be Spectre, Inquisitor, Warden, Champion or whatever. I don't really think that's a bad thing for Bioware games. You're not supposed to be a nameless dude like it's an MMO, or to...
  35. Tuco

    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I don't understand the bit about the resolution being 10-14 radians per second. The earth spins at 6.28 radians per day.