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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    hah. Some cunt did this to me. Looked into solar and gave them my number. Took me a while but once I figured out they were all calling about a specific address, I started telling them yes, I wanted the top end shit. Come by the house and get started ASAP! You don't need me to be home, do...
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    The Martial Arts Thread

    That's the warmup for a really great orgy, right? I had to watch it about 10 times before I saw Krav Maga on the matt. I bet I wasn't the only one to say "Thank God it wasn't [mymartialart]."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Craigslist >> Activity partners I said to quit the job, why are yall trying to turn it into a business?
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    If you think that's neat, just wait till the next year when it goes from Ad Free to "Ad Free Experience" which includes only a few ads.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Damn, I missed this. She needs to ditch the job and get hobbies instead. She can't make friends at work because she works with teachers. 90% of them are unlikeable and miserable. I think it gets better if you go down to elementary school, but they're still a bunch of teachers. But aside...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    He approves the fan made stuff. He gave everyone an official free license to make their own merch.
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    The Boys

    He doesn't admire anyone anymore. probably his supecow firecracker.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Doesn't the avatar duration double every time you 'win'?
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    oh for fucks sake. Post your password and I'll give you an avatar.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    different accounts. Are you sure it was different people? Hodj and manessa had you people fooled for a long time too.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    Are you sure the posts were from different people. Both are high grade asshat quality and it wouldn't be the first time eraser argued with himself.
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    This Year's AssHat Is....

    I found a whole list of idiotic things @Asshat has said. https://www.firesofheaven.org/search/1709910/
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't even like to walk in the snow.
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    2025 AssHat FINAL ROUND VOTING!!!!11!!1!

    Holy shit that was quick. 1 busy day at work and I completely miss it.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    You're fucking retarded dude. This is not the same person or the same match. I know all whites look alike to you people, but even if you can't see the difference in the muscles, look at the difference in the beard. Also, give me a time stamp for when RRP is waving the flag around.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    What photoshop experts do we have left? I'll try to whip something up, but I'd rather see some good options.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Rowdy Roddy Piper is awesome and I considered him as the cowboys wrasslin representative. But no, that's Hacksaw. Piper represented scotland I don't remember him ever waving an american flag around.
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    They always say dress for the job you want. You've been dressing up as an asshat for years now and it's paying off.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    Lets talk about eraser's avatar. @lurkingdirk @Lightning Lord Rule if someone makes an avatar with putin wearing the asshat, can that be the official prize this year?
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    2? Which one do you think is his only other account? Hodge? IRB? Folder? Manessa?
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    This was the first year you were allowed to nominate yourself.
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    He can always make the claims when he comes up for air. But I'm sure you could make him gag too sanrith This is the kind of shit that gets you knocked out of the race. For all intensive porpoises you are a woman. If you still have your man card, it's clearly rolled up tight and hidden in...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    allright, well first of all ... hackasaw jim duggan would be the cowboys. USA USA USA
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I hated the pokemon card battles, but the rest of the book was good. In book 7 I also didn't like the massed battlefield combat, but once again, the rest of the book was very good. I hope they get back to regular fighting for the rest of the series. [/spoiler]
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    Checks out. The only way his pranks could be lamer is if they came 3 months late.
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    That's the neat part. They're all losers.
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    2025 AssHat Voting FINAL FOUR!!!

    I thought we were supposed to @ them @Araysar vs. wellijustdontknow - Hopefully he will welch on this avatar change too and leave the forum for another 3 years. Are we sure we can't have a special cutler asshat avatar for him? @Nirgon vs. Tasty the Treat - This newfag has put in like 2 days...
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 4!!

    I always vote for both of you just to make sure.
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 4!!

    In case anyone is wondering, yes I waited till I was out before I started tagging my votes. It can be annoying as shit.
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 4!!

    @Araysar vs. Lanx - Pretty sad when a proud American website like this has to settle for a cheap russian knock off asshat. @wellijustdontknow vs. Bandwagon - Hey bro, I figured out how to make sure we spell your name right. @Cayennechap vs. nirgon - He might be more of a dumbass than an...
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    I'm sure the coin flips are real, but they assign what the results mean after the flip.
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 3!!

    Cayennechap vs. Luc1fer - Didn't matter the opponent, chappy outdoes em all.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Oh so you think the iggles are going to break the curse and win the division twice in a row? Good, your hope will make the coming weeks even sweeter.
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    2025 AssHat Voting Round 3!!

    Araysar vs. Lightning Lord Rule - Everyone else is running for second place. This won't be his first time lapping up folder's sloppy seconds. Sanrith Descart vs. Lanx - He does things in a fun way, but he is still technically an asshat. Gavinmad vs. willijustdontknow - Still tired of the one...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

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    Screenshots Post Icons

    He posted that in 2012. Network errors in europe delayed it.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    Do they have to wear lipstick to get the blowjob?
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    That's gayer than cum in a moustache.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    I know TT is tabletop, but what does P&P mean? My mind keeps telling me it's plug and play.
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    2025 Asshat Contest Ride, Roast, and Last Minute Campaigning Thread

    20 bucks is 20 bucks even for a miscer.