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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Not even a tree traversal or reverse a linked list? If someone threw me something like a towers of hanoi I'd be a little offended. "I've worked for 7 years and you want me to solve a dumbass puzzle.."
  2. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    BTW Apologize but pretty sure I brought this topic up 2 years ago... and a year before that
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It's strange too that some companies will send in interviewers that aren't working on the tech you're applying for. I saw this at Akamai where one of my interviewers was on a different team and blasted my C knowledge. Something about how a for loop flattens out and what the values of some read...
  4. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

  5. Noodleface

    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    DS2 had some glaring issues that once you saw them you can't unsee. For instance, why does every mob have Lazer accurate overhead weapon tracking. They all turn on a dime
  6. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I understand what you're saying but htat's just not realistic. Imagine how insulting it would be to an interview someone and you ask them a question and they say "please see my github." I mean, it's perfectly valid to say "I can't do that off the top of my head, but on X project on my github I...
  7. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Can't install ANYTHING on government machines. Not even custom color schemes, unless you make it.
  8. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're right, I should still count what you and I did.. short as it was
  9. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My wife got HPV presumably from me, a man who hadn't had sex in years by the time we met, so she was my only recent partner.
  10. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    IDE???? I use VIM When I wrote UEFI we used Eclipse/Eclipse-variants
  11. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Ah but see Deathwing you have a different experience. Most interviews I've been on are whiteboard only, no computer, no google. It's tough to pull that out of your ass.
  12. Noodleface

    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    Myself it's 3 = BB > 1 > .... > 2
  13. Noodleface

    Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice (From Software)

    I found the bloodborne bosses relatively easier. Exceptio. Was Gehrmann for me. For some reason it took me F O R E V E R
  14. Noodleface

    Twitch.tv

    Tough to feel bad for a guy making $500k a month
  15. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Of course, always min-max.
  16. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Personally I aim for anything 60+ fps with the highest settings I can have. 144hz is great, but I don't like lowering my quality to get there.
  17. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I understand vectors, I meant advanced data structures/types. Queues, stacks, linked lists - I know how they work, but if you asked me to implement one I'd have to dig deep and probably fuck something up. Thhey're moving pretty aggressive which is nice - I officially put in for it last night at...
  18. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Data structures like linked lists and stuff like hashmaps are.a bit outside my wheelhouse so worth focusing
  19. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    That's a good idea, I'll check that out later. Last time I interviewed here they called me out on the assembly language reference on my resume and made me step through code with them (the actual guy leading this team)
  20. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    So their codebase is C++ firmware that runs baseboard management for Intel servers. For me I'm a c/c++ guy with a lot of UEFI/Firmware/BIOS experience in the Intel and arm space. Lot of Intel tool debugging on my resume, I can't remember the names now. I'm not really looking is the thing, I...
  21. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    Thankfully neither of my boys wanted pacifiers despite us providing them. Oldest.sucks his two middle fingers like a metal head and the youngest doesn't do anything. Might be serial killer
  22. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    What do you guys do to prepare for technical interviews? I kind of hate that I don't know what, if anything, they'll ask. I have the benefit here that I know their codebase is C++ and I have actually worked on their code before, but they could ask anything. I've heard of cracking the code...
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I gotcha
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So you cheated springbok? Not judging just trying to understand the story Up to fuck#2 tonight, what have I done
  25. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Also.to be an asshole why are you still paying them
  26. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pick out any names yet?
  27. Noodleface

    Parent Thread

    We've got the first 3? Of those. They're coming out super slow
  28. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    When I tell people about how I job hopped they're so offended but truly it's the way to go early on. Getting 6-8% raises every 6 months and a 20% bonus is kind of unheard of though. That sounds sweet. Can't remember if I posted it here but other thread but a friend is trying to headhunt me...
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I talked to her last night because she kept bringing it up. Apparently she was wearing a thong (something she only does for me) under yoga pants (which are admittedly my favorite) and those were my clues. She said I should've been able to tell she wanted to be fucked like a whore. ???
  30. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Me and you both my dude lol. I can't even imagine that being my career. I always wondered if I could make a hobby out of it but I'm thinking the market is fully saturated
  31. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    God you're such a retard that you actually reposted my literal screenshot from Facebook that I posted here Here's another one I ssed
  32. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Well yeah but I'm willing to bet.the highest earners are the loudest. The lowest are under represented
  33. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Don't let the big earners fool you. A lot of these guys aren't the norm
  34. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Don't be so hasty. We can work in some Vanessa titties surely??
  35. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Garbage collection takes care of it and you use finalize to verify if you want. I agree that in docs it reads like a destructor
  36. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    The pissing match is kind of lame , now excuse me I have a super model to bang in my tesla
  37. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    Yes
  38. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    We've had a lot of people coming from Lockheed and Northrup , but they've all.said they liked those companies better lol
  39. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    I think defense contracting is fine. There are REALLY smart people here doing stuff behind closed doors that none of us even know about. I'm constantly writing code from scratch, I've had a few big features since joining this team in October, but a lot of the other guys don't get these...