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  1. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    You quoted me and said I was wrong
  2. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah like I said it has finalize but no destructors. Finalize is just a sanity check
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Java has finalize but no destructors. I had to write Java for two years so I'm somewhat an expert on that shit language
  4. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Yeah I'm a VI wizard now and it's not something I imagined I'd be doing. What was the deconstructor question? I'd just say hey dude I don't know c++ but I fan pseudocode it or just fucking Google it like a normal human being. I have a different opinion on military and I don't think it's a job...
  5. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Allegedly I turned down my wife when I was legitimately asleep and she tried to get me to bone. I've still yet to hear the end of that one
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You guys will enjoy this. Saturday I helped my sister move and I was dead, so I went to bed early. Going up the stairs my wife said "you sure.you don't want to stay up" and I told her my eyes were basically closing and she went "fine." She has not dropped it about how I turned her down HOWS IT...
  7. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    My stepbrother used to just call and say they fucked up his order and they'd tell him to come in for a replacement, no receipt required
  8. Noodleface

    The Metal Thread

    Wow. A long way from Chairheart Machine and Steelbath Suicide FUCK THIS
  9. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Unless it's egregious it's usually not worth my gas to go back
  10. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I have a serious aversion to kraft singles and McDonalds cheese looks like it the most. Hummus is basically turd food
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You know from anyone else I'd just laugh, but you're the guy that zoomed in on a picture of me and my wife in my office and used it as your avatar for months before I realized it in all of it's blurred splendor
  12. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Look you're new here. She's been "home" for about 3 years now. I don't actually mind cooking, but I'm taking a lot of overtime on and I told her matter of factly if she wants to eat, she needs to do the cooking. Unless she enjoys eating at 10PM. I've come to terms with the fact that she'll...
  13. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I did hear some magic words last night. She told her aunt "well he does work all day and gets home late and Im home all day so I've started cooking"
  14. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    "good pay"
  15. Noodleface

    Job Hunting

    The recruiter from Raytheon that contacted me did not fuck around I'd say time from initial contact to offer in my hand was like 3 days
  16. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Another wrinkle. Was talking to an old colleague at dell emc and he's forwarding my resume for a principal engineer position there. That should mildly please vinen
  17. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well the good news is this was very sudden and tough didn't have any idea something would happen
  18. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    Right, I understand the data but we live in a small house in a small town. My house is 1500 sq ft with 1/4 acre and it cost us nearly $300k. Maybe in the south my money would go further
  19. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    I would never in a million years classify myself as upper class. Not even upper middle, just straight middle
  20. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    A lot of people don't know what it's like. My wife and I combined were making 30-40k a year. Not much has changed, just we have a house and kids. I still feel poor
  21. Noodleface

    How much money do you make?

    We have a solo income household just over 6 figures and it's very tough in MA, housing prices are absurd. My house is assessing nearly 100k over what we bought it at too along with the rest of the neighborhood. As an aside I was talking with some junior engineers at work the other day and they...
  22. Noodleface

    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    Are beats still a thing? I haven't seen them in years now. When I was in school they were everywhere
  23. Noodleface

    AirPods look dumb as fuck

    The sound quality must be abysmal with how shitty they seal into your ears. But I imagine the faggots that use apple are just listening to the sound of a dudes balls slapping against another man's balls.
  24. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Had bk spicy nuggets again, 2/2 home runs on these.
  25. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Either proof of you rectifying it or the obituary of a one year old
  26. Noodleface

    Energy Drink Thread

    Bro I made silver! Climbed outta the gutter
  27. Noodleface

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  28. Noodleface

    Energy Drink Thread

    300 is ridiculous
  29. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    So what scares me here is your 1 year old could've easily died under the care of a. 6 year old. You NEED to figure something out yesterday
  30. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Look man, no one here really cares if.you look like a dumbass, but you gotta cut these fag hats out of your life
  31. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    That's right. I better eat fish or I'm going to hell. On second thought..
  32. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Your wife let a 6 year old babysit a 1 year old?
  33. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Pornhub doesn't care how big your dick is or how many ounces of cum you shoot into the shoe box under your bed, they just care you're watching incest porn every day
  34. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They don't care what you do in the game. They care that you're logged in
  35. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Sigh
  36. Noodleface

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Kings landing will be levelled by dragons and winterfell becomes the capital. Calling it
  37. Noodleface

    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Seriously what the fuck are you guys doing with your lives?
  38. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I wouldn't use Twitter unless I was gay. Which I am. So brb signing up
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well to be fair it was more like 1st time in 5 minutes, next time an hour later, third almost two hours after that
  40. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Had sex for 3 hours two nights ago, came 3 times. I feel like my body and dick especially were hit by a Mack truck. That is all