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When a McDonald's cashier holds up my ten dollar bill to the light and then uses a counterfeit detection pen on it.

I have to say that this film had the most retarded use of black ICE I've ever seen. Rather than configure it to kill the person who is forcibly extracting it you have it set to kill whoever actually uses the thing. Good plan.

I have very few kind words to say about their new system. It gave low rated players a path with visible progression when before they really had none. Everything else about it is unnecessarily complicated and/or meaningless window dressing. Don't worry fris, just keep grinding to raise a...

It looked great, the acting was good, and aside from two moments where they handed Michael J. Fox the camera the action was great. I thought it was a perfectly fine film but the contrived story kept taking me out of it and really held the whole thing down. It's science fiction done wrong...

Riot accounts tend to just have a billion IP and a billion RP on them.

I don't avoid Facebook to be cool. I avoid it because I am afraid of it. I fear its incredible power.

Yeah, it would be just like if someone escaped from Eastern Germany, came to America, and then defended the implementation of tactics and procedures that mimicked the Stasi on the basis that it was much much worse in Eastern Germany and we should all just be happy with the freedom that we've...

Oh ho, you just stop right there. We've got secret data collections being given the O.K. by secret courts operating with impunity and no ability for these procedures to be challenged or rulings appealed. I don't need the government to prove to me that the program is useful. I need the government...

I had a Vayne I was bottom with pull that shit. I did everything I could to help us win the lane and when laning was over he played like a complete and total retard. His reason? "I know what the right play is. I'm intentionally putting myself into bad situations for practice." And he did that...

Always bet on SNK bosses, MS Paint, and Ryu.

The world championship finals aren't until October and last season they extended the season beyond it's original end date so you've got time.

I think studios take in a smaller percentage on foreign ticket sales than on domestic sales.

The masteries are a little different, the jungle is a little different, and there are a bunch of new characters. The game is the same.

http://io9.com/5747305/how-much-mone...be-profitable#

Phazeal, Your low estimation of the psychological resolve of our enemies is absurd. The use of drones may be much, much easier for the U.S. and you can worship at the alter of technology all you want but they will not break our enemies and the civilian casualties caused by their use in...

Right click death characters have a history of being a problem for at lower ratings. There typically isn't a ton to fuck up when playing them. With Yi all you need to do is use your gap closer, activate both steroids and see what happens. Old Xin Zhao was constantly a problem for those reasons...

I don't believe this for a second.

One of the things I thought of recently was how there were a whole bunch of jaegars (I had four fully stocked bays of this size etc etc) and it isn't until we are down to four evas that a double event even happens and a bunch of the powers we see (acid spray, flight, emp) are all for the first...

I personally hate Nidalee support and think it's pretty bad but recently I've ran into a couple that really worked hard to take advantage of all her versatility. I had one game where I was running in to traps fucking constantly. They were goddamn everywhere. If you can land some spears you can...

Looks like Angie Verona whatsherface. Also looks like she's a bit thicker with age.

His only real drawback is the same as it is when he's bot lane. If he doesn't use his ult his wave clear is poopy and good wave clear is fucking nice to have in League.

He's got four buttons that say AE damage, three buttons that say AE crowd control, no mana bar, and sustain. He's about as idea as a jungler as you can get.

Hey, we've got an empire to maintain and expand.

Don't forget the food! Alright alright, you guys can have citizenship and the right to vote and all that if the General Tso's keeps coming

I think it's due to region. They mostly came off the boat on the west coast while blacks were east coast so they just kinda ended up doing the shit work of the area.

Well fuck, that's an ad campaign that practically writes itself.

You badmouth The Goonies again. I dare you.

Our options were serial killers, alcohol consumption, or sticking with dairy. We stuck with dairy.

Why you gotta be all like that. I liked you bro, I got a good deal. These plates? I was going to show them a good time. I was going to wine and and dine them. I was going to treat them like a lady. But now because you don't know how to act they get dry humped in the yard.

I actually have the guy's plates. He forgot to take them off. Oh the things I'm going to do to these plates of his.

Almost the entire cast is absolutely fine to pick in solo queue at any rating. Morde specifically was really popular in 2011 but his shield generation got monkied with and the quality of Mordekaiser has always been determined by what condition his shield generation is at. By the time it was...

Alright, so like I said yesterday I bought a used car. Today I transferred the title, got it registered, got it insured, threw my plates on, tossed the registration into the glove box, and am good to go. Bam!

I bought a car today. The guy had the title. He filled it out, signed it, and I exchanged dollars for it after inspecting the car and driving it around. It's in my driveway right now. I'll go to the DMV and transfer the title into my name tomorrow.

wingsofdeathx, a moderately popular high rated streamer, used to take Urgot top lane prior to the character getting dumpstered. I played it some and thought it was pretty decent. You wait for the melee dude to walk up and try and last hit and you drop a Corrosive Charge on them and mash Q...

She's pretty decent on Dominion.

If both players want to split the pot I don't give a fuck. That is often a rational economic decision. Agreeing to split the pot and then doing whatever at character select is not alright. That is one gigantic Fuck You to everyone who worked to put that tournament together, the sponsors and...

Alright, explain to me how you see that picture of Nas and Kelis. Are they perpetuating racism and/or legitimazing the word "American Inventor?" Khalid says that the very use of racial slurs perpetuates racism. I disagree.

The behavior, yes. Embracing a derogatory word and making it your own is empowering. It's a way of confronting it and diminishing its power.

Tuco said that acts of racism, even if they have a reason, perpetuates racism. That's not good enough for me. It's not even close. The reason is everything. You aren't the boss of humor, you aren't the boss of irony, you aren't the boss of lamp shading, and you aren't the boss of racist pieces...