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FTFY.

I blame BioWare for the injection of romance into so many games. Fuck them forever, I absolutely hate that shit in 95% of games; it has no place.

Dude I enjoyed the first one and even I thought the sequel was pretty trashy. There’s no way you would enjoy it.

I do wonder if I hadn’t played the first one before Elden Ring, if my enjoyment would have dropped significantly. Not unlikely.

The kids are using sap nowadays. Sticky, so it increases friction and actually strips some of the bark off. They call it "barking."

Awesome. Looking forward to "Groot Takes a Shit," "Groot Picks His Nose," and "Groot Rubs One Out to Coniferous Porn."

You seem to think the only things there are to enjoy in the world are made by Hollywood (and/or vidya games). That must be a shitty existence. No, some of us just have more time to devote to other things while Hollywood sinks itself.

haha weird, I was thinking "brown April Ludgate" as I was watching this too. This wasn't as bad as I expected, but it was still pretty bad. Not sure why they felt the need to change the Predator so much, his head was completely different with the visor off than any of the other movies I guess...

Dilating mustard holes is time consuming, I’m not surprised they went the fast and lazy route with their theft.

I started Rondo since it was a part of the SotN platinum, but I don’t think that’s in my wheelhouse anymore. I played the old NES shit but child me was much better at that old crap.

I think in a real infinity multi-verse situation, reality would be immediately overloaded with constant and unending invasions. I'm reminded of the terminator sequence in the snake episode of Rick and Morty. Just constant shit being dumped into the world from elsewhere. I think the way you can...

You have some catching up to do in the Backlog Un-challenge thread, it's your turn for Sekiro. If I can do it, you can!

Haha holy shit, boot disks. Man, those were the days. U7 was cool.

I'll say that while Demons Souls remake is very solid, coming from Elden Ring you will absolutely notice the stark contrast in enemy and boss AI and moveset. I played DeS recently (Elden Ring on release), and on most bosses I was laughing my way through them. Dark Souls 3 would be my...

July completions. Demon’s Souls PS5 plat, and Sekiro plat. @Rajaah your turn for Sekiro!

This. There used to be tons of “trusted” game franchises and studios for me. Over the past 2-4 years, everyone but FromSoft has lost that trust. They are the only ones I’ll 100% buy sight unseen. Even God of War: Ragnarok will be a wait for reviews for me.

Hollywood is brain AIDS. So many women ruining themselves.

Swing and a miss

I've never played a GTA game, and I look forward to continuing this tradition as the franchise wokeifies itself. Godspeed, faggots!

Muh cheevos

Fairly funny, 6.5/10

Yeah it'll give us something to play for 5 years while we wait for D4 to hit in 2055.

What's a vertical slice demo? Something that shows parts of every section of the game? Unlike most that usually are just one level, usually early?

They chose the ugliest people on Earth for the first game. Hopefully the second has some normal people?

He? Bigot

Tons of potential, but given how woke-garbage D&D(WotC) is nowadays, I don't expect anything but woke garbage as a result.

I played Demons Souls PS5 a bit ago (Elden Ring in March), and wow, the difference in boss AI and movesets is stark. They've definitely been on a trajectory, I had forgotten what it was like at the start.

it's-the-same-picture.meme

Ironheart: Twerking Over the Corpse of the MCU

Was this made in the Warcraft 3 engine? Other than that, the concept seems pretty cool. I do love me some city builders.

Wakanda vs Latveria is almost guaranteed!

Who wouldn’t? Lol

I hate that they put multiplayer trophies in. Game seems dead, I can’t manage to invade OR join as a blue.

Roughly 1.3 hours a day, not terribly bad for anyone who can access the forums from work during downtime. Mine's 1.7 hours/day!

He didn't say it was teen drama nonsense, he said it was degenerate gay shit. Which it is.

Ok, Professor Xzibit and Magnegro are legit hilarious. I'd be ok with a 100% parody, but I'm completely over the constant blackification.

The first is not surprising. Off your horse, it's R1 to use right hand weapon, L1 to use left hand weapon. All of a sudden on horse, whichever weapon you're focusing, it's R1 to use it on the right side, L1 to use it on the left side? Not logical at all, although thematical and fits the game and...

They’re going to blackify Xavier? Yeah fuck this Feige faggot. That’s enough for me.

And at the time, our /played was a source of e-peen. Yeesh.