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  1. Dalien

    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    The more I think about it, that movie is probably incredibly offensive to millennials. The whole punchline of the movie is that the villain is a tranny and there's an entire Jim Carrey Barf montage when he finds out, backed by the Crying Game song.
  2. Dalien

    Misunderstood pro football player donates an Xbox to a cancer ward

    That reminded me of this Who is THAT guy?
  3. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yeah I don't think anyone could fault him if he went to the Pats for a year and got a ring, I wouldn't even be mad, dude deserves it. He's said in several media interviews though that he's going to stay a Cardinal and retire with them.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Can't say I'm surprised. Now Fitz might as well get it over with and rip the band-aid off.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    After calling the rumors "fake news" last week, it turns out Arians is retiring after all. Arizona Cardinals head coach Bruce Arians announces his retirement I'd be very surprised if Palmer actually comes back now, and odds are low that Fitz comes back. Begun, the garbage years have.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Hindsight is 20/20, there's probably 15 teams around the league wishing they did now. I don't think anyone expected him to be so good.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Fake news! Cardinals coach Bruce Arians calls retirement rumors ‘fake news’ It's still possible he decides to call it quits but I really hope he stays one more year to make one more run at it (along with Palmer and Fitz). This entire season got derailed by David Johnson getting knocked out...
  8. Dalien

    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    Haha I just found this one too.
  9. Dalien

    Anyone got a pic of Shelly?

    Oh god I found one. Doing advanced algebra in my head.
  10. Dalien

    Heads up for all EA games and Ubisoft games going forward.

    Can we get the Vikings check posted already? Come on Ut, just blur your name out of it, we need some closure in this thread.
  11. Dalien

    Heads up for all EA games and Ubisoft games going forward.

    Alright, alright, alright
  12. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yeah he's not garbage tier, I think he just had a shitty night. Even if they lose to Pittsburgh next week they can still lol their way past the Jaguars or Titans to the AFC championship game and and can beat Pittsburgh there. They may be faggots but you'd be stupid to think they aren't still a...
  13. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Wow big surprise, Pats being crybaby faggots on the victory kneeldowns.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    and on the opposite side Brady looks like dogshit tonight. Crazy that it's been 26 years since they haven't converted a 3rd down in a game.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    lol Catler is on fucking fire tonight
  16. Dalien

    Porn for Votes

    Oh come on man. a_skeleton_03 went way above and beyond the usual tits for votes threshold here. A custom softcore porno with foh memes as the dialogue, what more are you expecting?
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    Porn for Votes

    Bro, you should be honored you got in on the ground floor. Now that we're famous you're gonna have to let a_skeleton_03 chase you around in a bathrobe and jerk off into potted plants in front of you, just to get a bit part.
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    Porn for Votes

    Was finally able to watch this with sound, the dialogue is hilarious. "You're uglier than Shelly." "I thought I looked like Megan Fox" fucking lol
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    Heads up for all EA games and Ubisoft games going forward.

    I just want to know who the fuck Matthew McConaughey is on this board. I would love to see a shoop of his Lincoln commercials where he gets his car, hits start and Fedor's trannies load up on the center console. He looks at it with a chuckle and a nod and drives off. This is Lincoln luxury. fin
  20. Dalien

    Star Wars Battlefront II

    This may be anecdotal but I was at Target today buying shit and I took a detour by the video games section to see what the price was. Still selling for $60 for both PS4 and XB1 and $80 for the elite super dumbass edition.
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    They are probably in DEFCON 5 mode right now buffing the shit out of the last two bosses so they aren't steamrolled by tomorrow. edit: also, incoming "we had no idea how hard the poopsockers would poopsock this raid"
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    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    So as an LFR hero, what the fuck is the point in gating the LFR wings until fucking January? I mean I get why they gated the LFR wings to begin with, they wanted to give normal guilds time to clear the raid without LFR cheapening the experience. But now we have pugs and alts clearing normal...
  23. Dalien

    Star Wars Battlefront II

    That may be the case but like others have said, they could have cosmetic unlocks that are canon. Let Luke and Leia unlock their Hoth/ROTJ outfits, let Vader unlock his Anakin Skywalker look, and so on. I hate the concept of MTX period, but if they were purely cosmetic I don't think we'd be...
  24. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Somewhere out there, Andy Reid watched that last series and is feeling pretty good about himself now.
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    nm they just mentioned Novak is back and ready to go now
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    So if the Chargers do manage to get a TD, are they just going to go for 2 every time?
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    Star Wars Battlefront II

    Their claim that the lootboxes have no monetary value is stupid too, because they were (and will be) selling them for actual money.
  28. Dalien

    Star Wars Battlefront II

    I was going to ask if it's worth Redboxing this for the campaign but this is from the article: So yeah wait until then at least.
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    Star Wars Battlefront II

    EA will probably "re-balance" credit income and crate costs/rare drop rates to make everything easy to get, and hope this whole thing blows over. That would be the smart thing to do at least, we'll see if they can reign in their greed. If anything comes of all this they will possibly have to...
  30. Dalien

    Star Wars Battlefront II

    I'm sending emails to John McCain and Jeff Flake for the lulz. Let's send this thing mainstream boys! I just checked Twitter and there's thousands of @disney #gambling tweets so I'm pretty sure someone got their attention by now.
  31. Dalien

    Everquest - Agnarr Server: Sunset Mode

    Thanks a lot you asshole, my Taco Bell shares just dropped 3 points today.
  32. Dalien

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Oh man, we abused this for our first Nef kill and honestly it would've been easier just doing it legit. It only worked if all the mana users were actually regenning mana from the buff (ie not full mana). It took us so long to teach all our retards that they have to dump their mana to transfer...
  33. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    They could make the games better and make the players happy if the Thursday night games were scheduled after each teams bye week. They play on Sunday, have their bye and play 11 days later on Thursday, play 10 days later on Sunday. Wouldn't work the first few weeks of the season though
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    I've seen a lot of articles lately that CBS/NBC want to end it and their contracts are up after this year. The ratings suck, most of the games suck, and the players hate it for obvious reasons. So we'll see.
  35. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    So many injuries, not just tonight but across the league this year, so many teams crippled. We need to find a way to plug these guys into robots already
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Jesus Christ at that miracle fairy Wilson bullshit
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Oh man if Sherman tore his achilles... grats Rams 2017 NFC Best Champs
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Yeah Sherman doesn't look good
  39. Dalien

    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    We're paying the iron price now for all the favorable refs tonight, so many injuries
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    NFL 2017-18: Watch athletes destroy their brains

    Haha i'll take it but damn "what is a catch"