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When i asked what kind of retard logic you were using, I did not expect an explanation. Well played?

da fuq? You're hurting them more by not going at all. What kind of retard logic is this?

I manage to keep it out. Hold a tight seal below your nose and have plenty of loose tissue around the sides and top. Be sure to close your eyes because the snot often gets blown upwards.

Ever been to a strip club in the US? The dancers pay the club to be there. So you're logic is sound, but you have to get the pay into the negatives for the dick sucking to start. Why don't you just keep giving them $20? I was doing something similar with massages. They were $60, and i'd...

If Star Trek: The Next Generation were being made today, the borg would be heroes, not villians. The benevolent government would be running around trying to make a bunch of no good rebels comply to social norms.

I wonder if I will ever again be able to hear about someone dying unexpectedly without wanting to ask if they were vaxxed.

I didn't even know there was a difference between passer rating and QBR. Shouldn't those points form a line with a slope of 1?

I refuse to vote in any poll that doesn't have a Tomatoe option.

One of these days Grandpa, you'll break a hip and will be forced to eliminate the field work. Don't let them force you out of it early.

They make that same claim for the flu shot and it goes basically unchallenged. It's had plenty of time to collect data, but the problem is no one collects it. It's too hard to account for all the people who get mild symptoms and ignore it.

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Why are you posting a video so we can see still photos of monsters? I was expecting some grainy cell phone footage.

The only way this is a problem is if it's for moronic reasons. Like saving her pussy for marriage, or she believes anal is God's loophole. Or I guess if she doesn't clean her ass well. But most women do a good job of that in my ass eating experience.

I bet they all share a common kitchen. But if you go back, make sure you only take $50 again.

Only name I ever heard was tea bagging. But that's got other more common meanings so it's not ideal in that situation. She might think you're ganking people in call of duty on your bathroom breaks. Also, urban dictionary is wrong on witches kiss. They're saying it's when the dick touches...

Ever since I first discovered my Dad's stack of playboys, 40 has been the age for me. Now that I'm over 40 my taste hasn't changed much. I'm really pissed none of my teachers fucked me.

Holy shit. What was that weapon? Looked to unwieldly to get that good of a swing. So much for the urban legend that pits heads are too thick and you can't hurt them. Me too. I don't think we're lucky enough to get an autopsy or post mortem on the dogs.

Is the Loch Ness monster banned from this thread? Why hasn't "Fix your shit" been suggested?

Nice self dox Chris from North Carolina.

When I order pizza, under special instructions I tell them the tip is doubled if they do the "shave and a haircut" knock. So far 1 out of 2 did it. The first one surprised me. The second one admitted he didn't read the special instructions and didn't know what shave and a haircut was even if...

I think you meant to ask what's in my shredder. You'll have to dig the pieces out of the burn barrel to find out. Bring lots of tape, its a crosscut shredder.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. They always have something to hide.

What pisses me off about this is that if they consider those people tipped employees (or whatever the legal definition is) they can fuck them over and give them 2 bucks an hour. So tip them if you fucking hate them. Or don't tip if you want to do them a favor. Now I wanna know what was in...

Neg tuco for the injustice is still my favorite FOH motto worthy trope.

:emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: I mean that both as a motto and instructions for op.

The people I've seen keep the hide say it's to protect the meat till they get it back home. I always thought it would mean more hair to have to wash off. Have you ever come back for the second trip to find scavengers already eating the rest? I'm guessing that's why you take the best stuff first.

How do you butcher it? Do you carry a gambrel into the woods and look for a tree branch at just the right height, or do you do it on the ground? My dad always used to gut the deer in the woods and he'd do it on the ground. He'd find a couple rocks or branches to prop it up a few inches but...

Does your friend look anything like a baby seal? Otters will rape baby seals to death.

Dammit, now you make me wish I had snapchat. Or knew what it was.

Aight I'll send you mine and next time just give the girl that. I'll let you know if I start getting random nudes.

He was literally the only thing they had going on. Mostly it was his running, but offense is offense.

The ball is allowed to move, retard. He never lost control or even bobbled it. He was just tucking it in. It was magnificent and I'd be saying that even if he was a saint.

Minor rustle but when they were talking about the cowboy / saints game yesterday on the NFL network, they kept saying that we were working on a short week. What? Both teams played last thursday, there's no short week here other than the possible day off they might have gotten for thanksgiving.

My dad had that issue of Playboy. I always thought that was the most awkward damn wink ever. Don't get me wrong, I still spilled my seed upon the ground to it, but afterwards I noticed the strange wink.

They're going to look like 55 gallon drums with schedule 40 conduit for arms and legs.

They might try. No but seriously my parents moved us out of the ghetto when I was a kid. It's like 2% blacks around here. I'd only have to worry about white trash meth heads, and lets face it, even they are less likely to rob a delivery guy.