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  1. Dr.Retarded

    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Maybe the dad is experimenting on him like Pierce Brosnan did on the monkey in the lawnmower man? Perhaps the dad was such a fan of the film, he was trying to create his very own Cybo-Man, but the experiment goes horribly wrong.
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    The Secret World

    That's what I figured I just haven't clicked on that one link to try to download it yet. Was maybe going to try to get into my account this weekend. Think I was still in Transylvania. Never did any of the Japan content, plus a handful of the different adventure expansions that they had like...
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    The Secret World

    Does it require a subscription to play on the original server still, or is it free? I didn't do the lifetime sub when I bought the game originally.
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    New movies that dont deserve their own thread.

    Good Lord, that looks hilarious. I'm going to have to watch it. Project X was still the best chimpanzee movie, and also the beginning of The Lawnmower Man.
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    The Banished (2024)

    Cool, I'll have to watch it this evening.
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    Send Help (2026)

    Gill nets you drop down like a wall, fish get their gills or fins caught. Big nets on like a shrimp boat encircle the shrimp or fish, scoop them up from the water column. That's why you always see you video of shrimp boats bringing it over the deck and then dumping everything out usually nice...
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    TRON: Ares

    Yeah, but it wasn't exactly a knock it out of the park movie, so the suits probably considered it a bomb.
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    Warhammer Quest: Darkwater

    Is this like Heroe's Quest? I remember getting that game for Christmas. That, and that game I think it was called Battle Hammer that had like a giant 6x6 plastic roll out battle map man was basically order versus chaos. Those were some fun times as a kid and I think got me in the playing...
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    The Simpsons Movie 2 (2027)

    I never saw the movie. I used to watch the show all the time and I guess back in middle school and high school, Fox used to play an hour of The Simpsons I think starting at 5:00. I'd my VHS tapes ready to record both episodes daily, and I'm recording the new episode on Sunday. I think I had...
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    The Secret World

    I think you have to have an old install if I'm not mistaken to actually play the original servers. I think I might have an old hard drive with that installation, but I haven't tried to resurrect it.
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    The Secret World

    Still one of the greatest MMOs... I don't remember what server we were playing on back in the day, but if you ran into Sissy Boy Slap Party, and The Penetrator beat your ass down in Fusang Valley with swords and chaos magic, that was me! I had a build where I could take on a group of at least...
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    Predator: Badlands

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    Him (2025)

    The last story was pretty good just from an over the top standpoint. Really only a couple that were decent. If you've seen the others, it's worth watching, but it's not the best.
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    The Chair Company

    I hadn't ever seen anything of his in the past other than clips posted here occasionally, so was going in pretty blind. I think I saw the RLM guys talk about it briefly. Just enjoyed it because it go so absurd and out there. The finale where he was going to go out for ice cream and then...
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    The Chair Company

    I watched that movie he did with Paul Rudd the other day, actually got a few chuckles out of me. I'll probably check this out.
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    Him (2025)

    Two shorts in, first was bad, second was ok, but nothing write home about. The mid segment story seems interesting. The chilli is definitely better.
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    Peacemaker

    Man, No Escape is such a great movie. Two of the greatest scenes ever. The pool tryout and the finale. I think I watch it once a year.
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    Him (2025)

    Was gonna watch the VHS movie this evening between making pot of chilli. Will report back...on the chilli... And the movie 😉
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    Him (2025)

    Are we talking shitty rap music? If so, I think the movie will forever remain a mystery to me, I don't really consider any of that stuff to be music.
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    Him (2025)

    So the football movie is worth checking out?
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    Him (2025)

    I like the VHS films, but I'm also a sucker for anthologies. I think I've seen all of them and I didn't realize there was a new one out. I want to say the second and third are probably the best, and I don't remember much about the fourth and 5th. Hell I don't even know how many there are...
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    The Resurrected

    It's worth a watch. I think the lady was from Charles in Charge! It's just a fun Lovecraft B movie.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I swear, if you rip on me 13 or 14 more times, I'm ought of here....😉
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I really don't understand anybody who buys a console nowadays other than if they have kids. PC has always been the master race.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I was honestly surprised at how much I enjoyed a rewatch. Like I said I saw it in the theater because one of my buddies really wanted to go see it, and we loved it at the time, because back then it was top of the line special effects. It's a good movie, and I makes you care about the...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    They both grew up Mormons but then I guess abandoned their retarded Church because of aliens. I agree that they're atheists at this point, but you got to at least understand that humor started from their religion. Can I watch Orgasmo. I want to say that's probably their first movie except I...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I used to use Fancy Pants as an alternate name for one of my characters in UO. Have you got a goddamn energy bolt from Fancy Pants, you knew you were fucked. If you weren't murdered out in the wild, your house was getting robbed. Unfortunately I didn't make him black.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I saw Reign of Fire in the theater back in the day, and I rewatched it maybe a month or so ago. Even though the CGI is a little dated, it's still a fantastic movie. Just refreshing to see something original. I'm honestly shocked you've never seen Labyrinth before. I watched it multiple...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I haven't watched that shit since college. I actually did see the movie during Christmas vacation in the theater. I also have a copy of Orgazmo and Baseketball on DVD. I like Trey and Matt's work, but never forget they're Mormons, but after 20 years of South Park I could give a shit...
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    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Oh shit, there's a new gun in town, or maybe he came out of retirement to once again draw his iron! Take that @McQueen !
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I know I've said that in the past, but good luck getting any juicy-wood producer or studio to make something comedy-wise that harkens back to the good old days. How many test audiences will they run to see whether or not it's profitable before the suits come in and you have to do a bunch of...
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    A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms: The Hedge Knight

    Dolls and shit in the background, TLDW.
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    Bring Her Back

    It really was a good movie, and my wife even had to hear me rant about it, and she doesn't like horror movies. Honestly couldn't find any flaws with it.
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    Disney+ Streaming Service

    It's been done...😉
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    Disney+ Streaming Service

    I don't know, she's praising the new stupid alien show, but then again she says she only ever wanted to work with the South African dude. I think it's all about a big payday. I can't imagine this will be any decent if it even gets off the ground. I still stand behind the fact that...
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Just watched Bring Her Back. I know @kroenen had a thread for it, I even tried doing that Google search deal but the link wouldn't work for some reason. I thought this was a great movie, but somepretty disturbing scenes, but the theme of loss was good, and there really was some set ups some...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    That looks really cool. Thanks for posting it. Think I might fire that up for my next run. Still haven't even done the DLC yet. Let us know how it pans out.
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    Ryan Coogler's The X-Files

    That'll probably be the over-arching mystery of the show. We'll get a bunch of episodes that are so close to revealing the truth, but chirp!