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To clarify, I want yoda available in Madden and on the cowboys roster IRL

As long as we're doing fantasy shit I want Yoda to be my QB. Have they been calling it a lot in pre-season? I've seen some guys celebrating and not get called. But I'm not watching a lot of pre-season.

But we are full of good advice.

He said explicitly excluded. I don't think a case can be made that they were forgotten when the will says "Fuck that woman in particular".

No. I don't even know what this game is. I haven't actually gotten to use hoss in a game since the days of MUDs.

Sell his house dude. 50 grand.

I know. I read what you wrote. Not a deal breaker for me.

and the nudes. Don't forget we need the nudes of the 2 girls who you told us sent nudes so far.

I know i'm not the only one with this mental image of these 2.

Confused. Did you say this or not? You should say this. I bet she doesn't have that oh yeah moment. She's probably in full on defensive mode and she will do nothing but shut down and deny that she did anything wrong as long as she's defensive. This is human nature not anything specific to...

The thing about this type of cheating is that often the person doing it has never thought about it as cheating before. So if you want things to work out you have to give her some leeway the first time. But you gotta make it clear. I think she knows since she tried to hide it but if she seems...

Supposedly it's related. Because of the leg injury he changed his throwing motion and hurt his shoulder. Can't remember who I heard that from other than it was a former NFL QB. He said Dak needed to trust the leg again and get his old throwing motion back. I wonder if he's still doing those...

Russian Olympic Cocksuckers. I realize 'russian' and 'cocksucker' is redundant but they needed 3 letters and the russians really like sucking cock.

My only response to that is .... it's fun to jump just as the elevator is stopping and I can tell any other passengers that I'm practicing for if the safety latches fail. Not fun to lay flat on the floor of an elevator and it's downright rude if there are other people.

I bet he was in federal court though. Abbot's mandate means nothing to them.

Otis safety elevators have that lockup. I forget the exact year, but any elevator made to carry people after like 1900 had to have that safety device. If you look you'll see an Otis label on every elevator you use (at least I have when I looked). When they have a freight elevator and don't...

Wait, do you think that makes you look better? Some dude in a mustang was giving you a ride. We all know mustang owners have a policy of ass, gas, or grass, so which one did you give up?

Oh I thought this was a thread for honesty. Carry on with your virtue signaling then.

How so? Are they not both mentally ill predators?

No different than a gay using it. But you're right, there should be gay only bathrooms too. It will need some countermeasures to ensure they're not going in there and fucking.

If I go to Jail, I'm a woman. No doubt. I got the boobs to prove it.

you've tried that shit where they stick glass in there and tap it?

You ask the wrong question. What's important is what the person thinks they are. You think you are a woman, so dating women is gay. Doesn't matter what it looks like to the outside world because God judges you based on what's in your heart. In your heart you think you're a woman. You think...

If I wasn't married I'd be doing it too.

Same could be said for blood packing. Just a few extra red blood cells.

Nepal isn't going to fuck you. That's not even what we were talking about dipshit. The altitude would be a natural advantage for that country. We're talking about people training in different countries.

Apparently yes. I'm sure there are also unmixed groups. And they tell tales of debauchery better than any penthouse letter.

Then update the part of the wiki page that claims it's a local anesthetic.

Or at least tell us where he wound up posting it.

because we talked about this I watched the 2 medal matches in Team Pursuit. Pretty exciting. Had a wipe out which led to one team catching the other, and then one team coming from behind. No sarcasm here, I am surprised the IOC hasn't banned that. That seems to be about on par with blood...

I thought he was the punter and was in competition for PK. I must have misheard. Defense is the only reason to watch early pre season. They should look good. If they don't you have a long season ahead of you.

Not gunna read 7 pages of nerd rage. I just learned about this movie because it's playing at the local cinema. What was it about the green knight that pissed everyone off? Does it look good if you like Arthurian legend?

That would be one thing. I'm pretty sure it does exist but as someone said earlier they probably burn out quickly. But they don't have to be that extreme. What I want to avoid is groups that throw parties to raise awareness and the money raised goes towards the next party and maybe some gets...

Everybody trusts in something. Those who claim to trust in nothing are actually trusting in something so horrific that they dare not name it.

Idiot. You should be wearing a mask while driving. youjustplayedyourself.gif

LoL. I did shot and discus in HS. I could usually throw a discus further than that. I like watching olympic shot put because I see throws of like 15 and 16 and I'm like, pshh, I could throw the motherfucker 20 feet, where's my medal?

Naw son, you don't get it. When the boys were dominating and winning championships, they almost never won pre season games. The worse they looked in pre-season the better they were in the real season. That's probably true for most clubs.

Is it too early to crown the cowboys champs?

I would very much like to see the scholarly works that proved this. I mean, someone would have had to prove it and then other teams would have had to repeat the results in order to scientifically prove it. psst. There are stories in the bible about adolescent Jesus. That's just the official...

I don't know why they can't figure that shit out and deliver full coverage of the events people want. Sure, it won't all go on primetime, but when you have to sub to a goddam streaming service, they should have a menu of every sport so we can pick and choose. Don't even need announcers for...