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  1. stupidmonkey

    What do you do?

    We don't do any embedded system stuff ourselves but I am right up the street from them. I know lots of recruiters and people in industry around here. If you are interested let me know.
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    What do you do?

    I am but you'd have to move to Scottsdale, Arizona.
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    Hodj is worse than AIDS, at least Charlie Sheen doesn't have him

    I can't believe I just went through all of these posts. I need to reevaluate my fucking life.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    When you installed git what options did you select? Did you go through these prompts? Installing Git on Windows | Geek Gumbo
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    The Walking Dead

    Didn't know if posted but Negan cast Negan Jeffrey Dean Morgan - Hollywood Reporter
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Got goosebumps watching that one.
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    2015 AssHat Round 4: The Rock Salt Round

    Tanoomba Itzena
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    AssHat 2015 Round 2!! Get Salty in here!

    Columnvs. Azeth Tanoombavs. Hoss Delicate Flower vs.I'm Rich Bitch a_skeleton_03vs. ZombieWizardHawk Kirunvs. Numbers Tyenvs. Araysar Mistvs. Draegan popsicledeath vs.Itzena
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    AssHat of 2015 round 1B voting!! It get's real in this round!!

    Columnvs Soygen Azethvs Royal Tanoomba vslurkingdirk- just because Hossvs Tuco DelicateFlower vsTarrant I'm Ritch Bitch vsJohnny 49 a_skeleton_03 vsHodj- Tough choice ZombieWizardHawkvs Phazel Nemesis vsKirun Numbers vsTroll Tyenvs Vaclav Araysar vskriptini...
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    Alien: Covenant (2017)

    Sid Haig, yes that is him.
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    MMA Thread

    It's Pat and Muay Thai.... yes retarded. Every time I am in the corner I cringe a bit from thinking what he may be saying.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Bitches love forehead kisses, just ask Onoes.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    (OMt x OMr) + (YMt x YMr) = sqc Where Old Man Time = OMt, Old Man Rate = OMr, Young Man Time = YMt, Young Man Rate = YMr, Stupid Question Cost = sqc sqc will vary on the length of time spent explaining. Work performed is a different example all together but it is somewhere in the 7 figure...
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    The "Shit I just bought" thread

    Got one refurbished for about half that. Had it 5 years and no problems. I only have a rug and hardwood floors but it does it's job for corners and everything else.
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    (PC) Secrets of Grindea (early access)

    This is right up my alley. Thanks for the links.
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    Phoenix & Arizona

    Oh dear lord... I'll start paying off the authorities now.
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    What do you do?

    It's like Christmas. Send my way if you like.
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    What do you do?

    You can send it my way if you like.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    How long until you started this when you were dating? This sounds like a good way to lose all your money very quickly. We used to have kids come in and always put their girlfriend/boyfriend on their cell account and that always went very badly. "Oh, we've been dating for 2 months, better add...
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    The Video Thread

    Link to nerdist. The Cast of DRAGON BALL Z Dubs Classic Movie Scenes | Nerdist
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    Marvel Universe stuff

    Faked. Was posted June 18th.
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    Unfair Mario

    Beat level 2, grew tired of premise.
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    The Video Thread

    If they are talking about fat boy and little boy that would be 20 kilotons and 15 kilotons.... so yeah not even close. Tsar bomb (50 Megaton): Payoff:
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    When's that kid due again?
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Company Raises It's Minimum Wage to $70,000 and All Hell Breaks Loose

    Having worked at Wally-World at the ripe old age of 16, this is nothing new. It was mentioned to me on a few separate occasions from the people who had worked there for a decade or more. What would end up happening, since we are talking minimum wage people, is that Wal-Mart would basically give...
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    Best resource to learn SQL?

    Had this with Peoplesoft. Had two consultant firms. Neither could do the upgrade and gave up. Still got charged.
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    The Strain

    Isn't that what most of the characters do? Kill the kid as well.
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    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    Have the blu-ray and watch it a few times a year. Rick Baker FTW!
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    Final Fantasy XV (PS4 / XB1 / PC)

    True to Final Fantasy form then.
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    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    Mr. Mom....
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    Ghostbusters (2016)

    *looks at post total* Yep, seems about right.
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Guess I should start looking for those Cobol contracts then.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I've gotten lucky with this. All the people I've know who were Vegan would smack someone if they went on a rant about it.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    This is really solid advice. Please report back after you've given her a dozen or so of these.
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    The Grand Tour (from the guys in Top Gear)

    Wouldn't be Tony's first time.
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    Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

    But... but.... sports!!!
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    For those of you who hate agile, is it because it is being used as a marketing term to sell the company kinda like people do with crossfit? "Oh I do this so I'm awesome and it works" but in reality they are completely inept. I see a lot of companies throwing the term around but not actually...